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December 25, 2014 8:25 pm at 8:25 pm in reply to: BT wants to raise children without internet access… #1049876MurphysLawMember
Good luck with it, they will get online somehow or-rather.
Safer they do it with your permission on a filtered PC then on a unfiltered device.
MurphysLawMemberThis world…
MurphysLawMemberThe severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
MurphysLawMemberIf you make something idiot-proof, someone, somewhere, will make a better idiot.
MurphysLawMemberDo tell us – boy or girl? (or both)
Both would be cubs or cubbies…
September 1, 2014 1:32 pm at 1:32 pm in reply to: Hebrew ring inscriptions/ engraving for wedding/ engagement ring #1030991MurphysLawMemberI would not get them engraved as the resale value will drop…
MurphysLawMemberNot worth the bother finding out, It could be both, or half of each…
anyways, not worth getting to excited it can all go horribly wrong…
MurphysLawMemberFrom what i understand, the zoos feed their prisoners on a regular basis. you not purchasing food for the duration of seven days will in no way affect the animals health. ignoring the fact that many people will still be wasting otherwise useful money on unnecessary fodder.
You could try feeding the ducks moldy matzoh, but only if you Gebrok.
MurphysLawMemberTrust Nobody, Ever…
MurphysLawMemberJust thinking, The four sons…
Non of them thinking the same = Wild action Shabbos afternoon…
MurphysLawMemberSelf Explanatory, but there again…
MurphysLawMemberI suppose one could Koshor ones brain via radiotherapy?
MurphysLawMemberTried and failed countless times.
Rumor has it that it works best when the current occupier is already looking to relocate.
MurphysLawMemberLong may it last…
MurphysLawMemberFact:
100% of divorces start with a marriage.
MurphysLawMemberif someone asks you “How much have you had to drink?”
March 6, 2014 3:04 pm at 3:04 pm in reply to: maybe we all should stop getting drunk on purim #1056664MurphysLawMember@ charliehall
I’ve never gotten drunk on Purim. Never will.
They all say that…
MurphysLawMemberNever mind the dog, Beware of the kids…
December 15, 2013 5:10 am at 5:10 am in reply to: Why do women get blamed for getting divorced? #994144MurphysLawMemberFact:
100% of divorces start with marriage…
November 13, 2013 3:01 am at 3:01 am in reply to: How much do you give your wife per week for the family budget? #988003MurphysLawMemberWhatever you give her – it wont be enough…
MurphysLawMemberMotorbikes are designed to carry One Rider + optional passenger.
Two Seater vehicles are designed to carry two passengers.
Three seater vehicles are designed to carry three passengers.
Four seater vehicles are designed to carry four passengers
Five seater vehicles are generally designed to carry five passengers safely, albeit squashed.
Six seater vehicles are designed to carry six.
Seven seater vehicles are designed to carry seven.
Eight – Sixteen their respective amount of passengers.
Any more seats needed one should think about buying a coach or chartering a tram for in-town trips and a train, plane or ship for cross country/continental trips.
Don’t forget a packed lunch and/or W/C visit first…
Hope you had a smile from this post, as jam-packed cars are no joke!
January 10, 2013 9:02 pm at 9:02 pm in reply to: Tipping a delivery boy – Mandatory or Optional? #920332MurphysLawMemberGive him a couple thousand dollar tip so he will go sit and learn torah like a good yidishe boy should be…
If not Jewish, of course not!
He is being paid to do his job, give them a little and they will take the lot…
History shows that when you give a man a little he takes the lot!
To settle you own conscience supply a hot drink if he wants.
MurphysLawMemberTo the best of my knowledge, no survey has been carried out to prove the time for divorce,I guess it depends at what time of day you go to Beis Din.
I would think early afternoon would be best, as to early/late the Dayonim might be sleepy/tired.
MurphysLawMemberIced,
This is not good for my self-esteem, but excuse my ignorance, do you want women to walk around bare foot?
Anyhow its incorrect to gaze at women in what can be understood to be a lustful manner, Or just general gazing is not recommended as it can lead to lewd thoughts.
A quick look at your profile shows that you like subjects concerning the opposite gender:
1: Gender Segregation in Jewish Cemeteries
2: Who are the Quiet Girls Supposed To Marry?
3: Why Are Men More Intelligent Than Women?
4: “Better Boys Than Girls??”
5: touching one’s nieces
6: Women Driving
If your desperate for a shidduch I would suggest you change some of your views concerning women.
If your married already, I would suggest you keep your eyes on your own wife.
MurphysLawMemberWhat do you wish someone on their 120th birthday?
…Have a great day!
MurphysLawMemberPlease?
”Is,
If Anything Can Go Wrong…
…It Will!”
MurphysLawMembercaleefornia:
As we have not heard from you for 13 Hours, I guess the date failed.
Better luck next time.
Perhaps, you should not be getting your dressing tips from YWN coffee room!
MurphysLawMemberThanks @ Baloochi,
Best cholent I’ve had in a long time.
November 15, 2012 12:32 am at 12:32 am in reply to: Awkward Situation with Sensitive Information #907059MurphysLawMemberWhy is everyone still repeating what I said two days ago?
The Man wants attention -Dont give it to him.
There is a reason she didn’t want him and one of them was quiet obviously spite!
This should be the last post on this subject.
November 12, 2012 11:13 pm at 11:13 pm in reply to: Awkward Situation with Sensitive Information #907033MurphysLawMemberMakes me wonder what could be wrong with you?
Such questions are for your rabbi, not to be plastered on a public forum.
I would not go your-self as you are obviously involved in the situation (nogaia-b’dovor) and might get ignored.
(Plus you should not be following up on her, that is akin to stalking and is 100% wrong.)
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MurphysLawMember@ baloochi.
A bean free cholent! -sounds great!
Will try it this week. good to hear someone out there that dislikes beans as-well.
Its a well known fact that they do all sorts…
But who threw the punch?
MurphysLawMemberIf anything can go wrong, -it will.
MurphysLawMemberA mans got to do what a mans got to do…
MurphysLawMemberThese days when kosher milk is so freely available, i see no reason you should have to buy non kosher milk?
Should you in the very unlikely case, be left with no choice i would say you could buy non kosher cows milk. buy a famous brand, as they will be less likely to feel the need to add anything to save costs. As they would be worried about getting caught out.
November 9, 2012 12:48 am at 12:48 am in reply to: Two Things to Remember Before You Order Your Palestinian Passport #906800MurphysLawMemberFYI
The British were responsible for thousands of deaths during the second world war, even intentionally sinking ships full of refugees trying to escape Hitler.
The Palestinians are the ones who rightfully own the land until the messiah comes.
CrazyBrit, Don’t let it get to your head, but thanks for standing up for The Old Blighty, the English language needs your moral and practical support.
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