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Booro Park used to be mixed but now b”h it’s just us heimeshe yidden. Iz do ein Rebbe!
My tax acountent has a degree. But to run a gesheft you need seichel and a gemara kup.
Boorich Hashem we’re the kvetchers about the shnorrers not the shnorrers.
WITS? Is dos litvish for shlivovitz?
koillel101, vi in der alter heim do you live? I have mishpooche dortin.
Any gesheft run by frimme yidden.
in the sthetlach they had worse than just a mishchis or 2 in the mikveh. Geb a Shmeychel! Der Heileger Bashefer runs the velt, and if he wants us to loose gehinom from the tzoores of this rooshe, that is His Chesbon.
Stalk, don’t stalk, stalk, don’t stalk…this is giving me a headache. Where is Baal habooze, I need some Black Label. Or some scotch.
zeeskeit is like chein. You either have it or you do not.
Geb a shmeichel! Ales is bashert! That means give a smile, it’s all from Hashem for you kinderlach!
Maybe ice cream is having flashbacks from his gilgilim.
You can stay working and join a koylel boyker.
Peopel tell me I’m a ferd all the time. Nee, you live with it.
The shlepper at the heimishe beikery who gets up when only ganoovim are awake to make my danish. That is a hero.
The bashefer is Eymes. This place? Sheker.
Mach kiddish on branfen before mincha. Yayin yesamach levav enosh.
I remember, a boocher in yeshiva taana’d he was the Rebbe’s einekel and used that to cut the line and chap more maichel. Somebody found out the boocher was lying, and we took him out back and gave him such a “chaptzem” his hand never worked good again. But he never lied after that. We need a chaptzem here.
AYC, many people have gotten out of tzoores like this by “shmearing the gabba”. I’m not taaning you should do this, I’m just saying. A few hundred dollars should do it.
Is this a Coffee Room or a mikveh?
I’m Moodche Doovid, I live in Boro Park, and I’m a 48 guy not a 45 guy despite my name. No wonder everyone here is so kvetchy- you guys all hold of zman krias shma! More than that I don’t want to share, one beis din still has a siruv out on me.
kichel mit branfen…what could be better?
Starbucks has treif danishes and they wash the coffee stuff with the treif dishes.
Try Stolin.
Zeeskite you write so good for a kid, I shoud get you to write my store ads. You must go to a cheder with good English. Ich mekanei zein.
A gezinte frosk in poonim for leshoynes works for my kinder.
Chofetz Chaim is known in the velt as the Litvish Lubavitch. A tarti lereiisa.
College is zicher treif.