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“Fortunately here in chengdu we have our freedom”
reminds me of the ol’ song ‘workin’ on a chain gang’enjoy your freedom here, we almost lost it when that demagogue with the red cap led the mob to storm the capitol.
you ungrateful so-and-so
“Trump was actually able to do a lot of things he talked about”
Give us a break.
His good buddy Putin is now on the warpath
His ‘love’ (his own words) Kim of N. Korea is on a missile rampage
His ‘beautiful’ southern wall he was unable to build with 4 years in the white house. and mexico, nu?
etc
exactly what did, and I repeat myself, that orange haired demagogue, con-artist,liar, lecher and now sore loser contribute to this world?A guy meets his friend who is very sad and upset.
Why you so sad?
Well, 3 weeks ago i won the million dollar lottery.
So why you so upset?
You don’t understand, 2 weeks ago my uncle died and left me 10 million dollars.
Again, so why are you so sad?
You don’t understand, last week my cousin once removed died and left me 3 million dollars.
Again, so why so upset?
You don’t understand, this week……..NOTHING !don’t know about short skirts, but, why do seminary girls wear BLACK school uniforms? are they in mourning? young girls should wear COLORS. plenty of time after marriage to mourn (just kidding about that)
a terrible headline. shame on you.
chocolate mousse – case closed
someone said that trump took care of ISIS. wrong ! President obama (who you all hate, heaven knows why) took them out .
also, north korea, russia, china are now stronger and more chutzpenik than before trump took office.
so mush for what he did for american foreign policy – and who can forget when he said he LOVED that mamzer dictator in korea.
all you guys with your long long long long letters, get a life or learn Torah or something. who can read these long long long megillas of yours. u make me laugh.kol hakavod to you jackk ! couldn’t have said it better !
How frum Jews could ever support an orange-haired demagogue, con-artist, liar, lecher and now sore loser is way beyond me.
wake up, Jews, he only liked us because he hated muslims more, and has a jewish son-in-law.
imagine if his daughter ever divorces that son-in-law, truth will be out.
but, just in general, mass rallies where he promised a southern wall, and mexico would pay for it, was my first inclination that the man is extremely, extremely irrational and thus very, very dangerous.
one word for the frum community that has supported him all along : FEH !!I have all the money in the world for as long as I live, provided I drop dead tomorrow (Jackie Mason)
Personally, I’m voting for Grover Cleveland
A guy is crying bitterly over a grave – why did you have to die? why did you have to die?
A man walks over and says – must have been a close relative or friend of yours.
Not at all, he replies.
So why are you crying?
Here lies my wife’s first husband. Why, oh why, did you have to die…Guns don’t scare me. It’s the bullets that terrify me (Jackie Mason)
nu, what’s everyone’s opinion on dinosaurs
Husband buys wife fur coat. Daughter comes home from college, angry at her mother and says – do you know how much that animal suffered just so you can prance around with a fancy coat. the mother slaps the daughter in the face and says – don’t you ever speak about daddy that way again…
Lot’s wife turns int salt. Lot cries to Hashem – salt? I have plenty of salt, I would’ve preferred pop-corn.
doctor opens an office in chelm. sage of chelm walks in and complains that when he touches his arm, it hurts, when he touches his leg, it hurts etc.
doctor examines him and says, there’s only one thing wrong with you. you have a broken finger ….in my shul, no one ever says hello or anything to anyone, except for their close buddies.
i find that disgusting – chaveirim kol yisroel? hah !!!what a canard