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I’m morbidly obese, i have tried constantly to lose weight. all i ask is this: Parents, if your children are teasing a morbidly obese person please put a stop to it and not ignore it.
Or someone might need directions to monroe
Try NCSY
MORSMORDRE
If a dementer was gliding toward you, the spell would just pop into your head.
Well it only matters if you are not a death eater. with the sole exception being a death eater turned member of the order of the phoenix and was killed by nagini.
I found for Yom kippur to go to a vasikin shacharis/mussaf minayan, home by 1:00PM then sleep through to mincha.
Teacher? PLEASE EXCUSE MY DEAR AUNT SALLY. I’m sure she didn’t mean it.
Next day to fly is July 26, for those in NYS
New Jersey’s birthday is December 18.
Try good advice from uncle moishy – alan sherman
or how about piamenta’s Ashar Bara – I Come from a land down under by:Men At Work
or try Gerry Refferty’s Baker Street
This list can keep going on and on
or an old camp song Hello by Lionel Richie
how about from “Sorry I Just Don’t Have the Time”
Stop and think and look around you?
taken from Tchaikovsky The Nutcracker Dance of the reed flutes
Don’t break it. that will create more harm than good. try to find out where it came from. It doesn’t help that a HS boys yeshiva has a grueling schedule and to him it may seem the only way to relax.
Yes
My husband and I are married for many years without children. a few years ago a family needed a babysitter over weekends for their special needs child and allowed us to take her in. it only lasted for three years, but for those years, we were a family.
Actually yeshivaguy45, Ashkenazim are from countries of Xstian decent and Sefardim are from Muslim descent, with the exception of spain.
What do you say on Shabbos
Seven little kids
sitting in the back seat
making me meshugah in the head
I said if you kids don’t behave we’re not going to the country
and this is what my biggest kid said
chorus:
he said 1 2 3
Moshe chaim lost his kippa
Asher Zelig spilled his drink
and Malky needs to make it to a restroom quick
Yitz dropped his ice cream
and Rivky needs a tissue and shaindy’s in the back seat sick
Up the Palisades right onto the quickway
Monticello forty miles ahead
i said if you kids don’t behave we’re not going to the country and this is what my biggest kid said
Chorus:
I Pulled up to the bungalow
I was shaking like a nervous wreck
my wife came out and said
How was the trip dear,
I said es iz geven a shrek
she asked what happened
i said 1 2 3
Chorus:
Moshe Chaim lost his kippah
Asher Zelig Spilled his drink
and Malky didn’t make it to the restroom quick
Yitz dropped his Ice Cream
and Rivky used her shirt sleeve
and Shaindy’s in the back seat sick
Baila dear i’m gonna be sick
bring me out two asprin quick
call the mental hospital … QUICK
My two worst memories: When I was in Second grade in a bais yaakov I told my teacher how we did hakafos in my shul, well she thought i was a liar, but how was I supposed to know I was describing a Syrian minhag since that’s where my father davened. It was not for another few year I started going to Ashkenazic minyanim.
second: I was dumped in the back corner for fifth grade english. I did not learn anything a whole year no thanks to my teacher hating me. ps she doesn’t remember it that way.
I graduated from Monopoly to Charge Large, A game that ends with a definite goal.
I’m looking for the rest of the words to this song. parts of it can be found on english classics
I will fly on the wings of an eagle
I will fly to a land that is free
oh where my children can grow and prosper
come oh come my beloved with me
They took them away, no visitors they say
but they sent me a sign let him know i am well
…
their father is a wanted criminal
Married to my Best Friend
try going to a Vasikin minyan where i get home by 12:00 then I can sleep until Minchah. another suggestion, bring an english machzor where they have a lot of reading material.
Why should I when you rip my heart out, feed it to me on a silver platter. Give me a band aid to cover the wound, then go and stab me in the back taking away the little bit of simchas hachaim that I had left?