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  • in reply to: Good Forwards (Emails) #1059133
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    in reply to: New And Returning Members! #855536
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    sorry, kapusta. I see there’s lots of rules to learn yet! Areivim, what loss is there to mourn? please enlighten us…

    in reply to: Good Forwards (Emails) #1059128
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    The Sack Lunches

    >I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down in my

    >assigned seat. It was going to be a long flight. ‘I’m glad I have a

    >good book to read Perhaps I will get a short nap,’ I thought.

    >

    >Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came down the aisle and filled

    >all the vacant seats, totally surrounding me. I decided to start a

    >conversation. ‘Where are you headed?’ I asked the soldier seated

    >nearest to me.

    >

    >’Petawawa. We’ll be there for two weeks for special training, and then

    >we’re being deployed to Afghanistan

    >

    >After flying for about an hour, an announcement was made that sack

    >lunches were available for five dollars. It would be

    >several hours

    >before we reached the east, and I quickly decided a lunch would help

    >pass the time..

    >

    >As I reached for my wallet, I overheard soldier ask his buddy if he

    >planned to buy lunch. ‘No, that seems like a lot of money for just a

    >sack lunch. Probably wouldn’t be worth five bucks. I’ll wait till we

    >get to base ‘

    >

    >His friend agreed.

    >

    >I looked around at the other soldiers. None were buying lunch. I

    >walked to the back of the plane and handed the flight attendant a fifty

    >dollar bill. ‘Take a lunch to all those soldiers.’ She grabbed my

    >arms and squeezed tightly. Her eyes wet with tears, she thanked me.

    >’My son was a soldier in Iraq ; it’s almost like you are doing it for

    >him.’

    >

    >Picking up ten sacks, she headed up the aisle to where the soldiers

    >were seated. She stopped at my seat and asked, ‘Which do you like best

    >- beef or chicken?’

    >

    >’Chicken,’ I replied, wondering why she asked. She turned and went to

    >the front of plane, returning a minute later with a dinner plate from

    >first class. ‘This is your thanks.’

    >After we finished eating,

    >I went again to the back of the plane,

    >heading for the rest room. A man stopped me.. ‘I saw what you did. I

    >want to be part of it. Here, take this.’ He handed me twenty-five

    >dollars.

    >

    >Soon after I returned to my seat, I saw the Flight Captain coming down

    >the aisle, looking at the aisle numbers as he walked, I hoped he was

    >not looking for me, but noticed he was looking at the numbers only on

    >my side of the plane. When he got to my row he stopped, smiled, held

    >out his hand, an said, ‘I want to shake your hand.’

    >

    >Quickly unfastening my seatbelt I stood and took the Captain’s hand.

    >With a booming voice he said, ‘I was a soldier and I was a military

    >pilot. Once, someone bought me a lunch. It was an act of kindness I

    >never forgot.’ I was embarrassed when applause was heard from all of

    >the passengers.

    >

    >Later I walked to the front of the plane so I could stretch my legs. A

    >man who was seated about six rows in front of me reached out his hand,

    >wanting to shake mine. He left another twenty-five dollars in my palm.

    >

    >When we landed I gathered my belongings and started to deplane.

    >Waiting just inside the airplane door was a man who stopp

    >ed me, put

    >something in my shirt pocket, turned, and walked away without saying a

    >word. Another twenty-five dollars!

    >

    >Upon entering the terminal, I saw the soldiers gathering for their trip

    >to the base. I walked over to them and handed them seventy-five

    >dollars. ‘It will take you some time to reach the base. It will be

    >about time for a sandwich. God Bless You.’

    >

    >Ten young men left that flight feeling the love and respect of their

    >fellow travelers. As I walked briskly to my car, I whispered a prayer

    >for their safe return. These soldiers were giving their all for our

    >country. I could only give them a couple of meals.

    >

    >It seemed so little…

    >

    >A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life,wrote a blank check

    >made payable to ‘America for an amount of ‘up to and including my

    >life.’

    >

    >That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no

    >longer understand it.’

    in reply to: Funny or Interesting Vanity Plates #700658
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    saw on a jeep PORSCH-

    in reply to: Good Forwards (Emails) #1059126
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    good job squeak! i take it you’re over 70?!lol

    in reply to: Good Forwards (Emails) #1059122
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    EXCERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50

    Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then try 50-lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I’m at this level.)

    After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.

    in reply to: Good Forwards (Emails) #1059120
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    DISCLAIMER: this is for humor purposes only!

    ONLY A MOTHER WOULD KNOW……

    Cup of Tea .

    One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

    I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as

    A gift and it was one of my favorite toys.

    Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I

    Brought Daddy a little cup of ‘tea’, which was just water. After several

    Cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

    My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of

    Tea, because it was ‘just the cutest thing!’ My Mom waited, and sure

    Enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she

    Watches him drink it up.

    Then she says, smiling, (as only a mother would know.. 🙂

    ‘Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?

    in reply to: New And Returning Members! #855521
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    Thank you all for your royal welcome! see you around! Happy Shushan Purim!

    in reply to: New And Returning Members! #855509
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    Hi guys! I’m new here and saw this thread so decided to let u all know. I’ve been reading through the CR for a while and decided its prime time to join!

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