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moish: Do you not shower or cut your nails either?! 😉
oomis, on a bit of a tangent, have you ever watched the BY type school plays? Well, if you’ve noticed, many of the dances have steps straight off ‘Lord of the Dance’. These girls have more exposure than we think they do.
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welcome back ’39.
(mod, what is grammaticaly wrong with that?)
Thank you, Feivel.
What might be wrong, is for girls to be playing in public where they can accidentally get uncovered. A closed gym would be a better option.
Jax: me! Although I don’t usually post there; too busy in the CR!
Kapusta: just in case you were wondering, WE FINISHED THE PESACH CAKE!! Now the fun begins!
Mazel Tov, Curious! May we share many more simchas!
-72: WOW!! you guys deserve a standing ovation!!
moish: that’ll be OK cuz your charm will get you out of any trouble either way(!). So instead, you c/d use the rest of the money to fill ‘er up!
moish: wow. You’re efficient.
charlie: NO over here! And anyways, some pressure to finish up with everything is good. If not, turning over just drags on and on.
noitallmr: at least you’ll have the money to pay for the tickets you’ll get for driving without one!
oomis: Try finding someone that would be interested in volunteering.
That was like a tongue twister, noitallmr.
Ha 42! very cute!
Joseph: aussie must’ve been mixing up Bush Jr. with Bush Sr. Either way, I still dont get 5. Oh well!
very inspiring. Just read this somewhere, thought it would be nice to share:
“There were 1.5 million people at the inaugeration and only 14 missed work.”
ACHIEZER
works there I guess…
kapusta: u should just know that your comments put a smile on my face-usually!
I think by the end of this day (first day back to real life for most of us) noone will need any tips on how to get back to reality. The first day is always the hardest.
I was there in Israel and it actually works. When you pour water it rolls upwards. But I still think its all an optical illusion-like Feivel claims.
Joseph: I’m so glad to hear someone is happy with the new administration because MOST people are not. Even those that were originally for Obama are very dissappointed. And I dont disagree with them.
Kapusta! PLEASE! Send some over!!
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AOB: never, never mind. seems like my brains asleep just as well. (I thought u misspelled; I misread)
kapusta: busy eating their brownies…
Jax: at least there were no rules regarding finishing the matza before getting challah. I’d leave this place if that was so. 8 days is bad enough…
whoops AOB! MY error! (’tis getting a bit late here..)
AOB: makes you? how abt checking your spelling before hitting the ‘send post’ button.
AOB: leave it up to the yekkis…
jax: still finishing those pesach cakes….. the rule here is no chometz cakes till the pesach ones are gone…
AOB:I think it means more to the person sitting shiva that you’re there for them then that you make meaningless conversation.
Joseph: good ones!!
kapusta: try brushing it with toothpaste.
AOB: its the german/yekkish term for the night Pesach’s over when everyones busy turning over.
Does anyone here, by any chance, sing “Nunbau dein Temple shira!” besides for us? Its something about building the BHM”K speedily.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter
‘What are you doing?’
She asked.
‘Hunting Flies’
He responded.
‘Oh! Killing any?’
She asked.
‘Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,’ he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
‘How can you tell them apart?’
He responded,
‘3 were on a beer can,
kapusta: In the worst case, there are certain books you can study from to help you pass but it is primarily a matter of luck. And some brains…
AOB: we were all ‘rumpelling’!
Areivim: did you check that one up? Cuz its something I really hope is false…
Jay: Thats really nice! I assume you were there too for Birchas Hachama? Did u make it to the Kotel?
G’Morning guys! Its Pesach! Pesach=no food=starving!!
On this side of the world, its more like potatoes for brkfst, potatoes for lunch, potatoes for dinner. Oh. And potato chips for snack! lol. enjoy it while it lasts.
Wow! These stories are amazing. Keep them coming!
A more contemporary story; a chashuva guy was getting a haircut for Yom Tov. Next door there was a shoemaker. When he left, the shoemaker begged the guy to please buy a pair of shoes. Although he didn’t need another pair as he had Yom Tov shoes already, the choshuva guy bought the shoes anyways to give another yid some parnossoh before Yom Tov. To which the shoemaker replied with a huge grin “Thank you! Now I have money to buy matzos for Pesach”.
Chag Kosher V’Sameach to one and all! (and a special one to the special 72 moderators!!)
For some reason, that one always hits a heartstring somewhere in there. I should really be reading it every day before i pray!
Something nice that I thought might work here:
Daven
As if you were
In the middle
Of the sea,
Stormy waves
Towering
Above you
Angrily.
Daven
As if you were
Hanging there
By the merest
Hair…
Because
Dear friend,
You are.
now mods, who do we believe?!
asdfghjk is just having identity crisis. have mercy.