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Ruach Ha–what?

bupkis doesn’t seem to be too new around here…

so long as it wasnt me you meant…;)

nah, you killed the joke…

the backtick is on top of the tab key.

in short,

First paste your picture on a word document or in notebook. Do a find/replace. Find the backticks and replace with apostrophe. When done, post a backtick, then a period. Then press enter. Paste your picture, enter, another backtick and period and PRESTO!

Should you have any further questions….

you have to insert backticks, periods….you cant just copy and paste.

hmmm….

***************mepal’s DT for Wednesday**Sukkos***************

Somebody’s a Nobody

by Rabbi Mordechai Kamenetzky

One of the most joyous customs associated with the holiday of Sukkos is the celebration of Simchas Bais Hashoaevah. In the times of the Bais HaMikdash, a water libation accompanied the customary offerings. Simchas Bais Hashoaevah, literally, the Joy of the Water Drawing, was observed with a most ebullient celebration. It included a marvelously varied array of harps, lyres, cymbals, and trumpets, among other instruments. The greatest sages and most pious of rabbis performed acrobatics and antics that would have normally been below their dignity. In fact , the sages in Tractate Sukkah 51, note that, “one who has not seen the celebration of the Bais Hashoaevo has never seen true joy.”

Rambam (Maimonides) discusses this aspect of exuberance and adds that “one who in his insolence restrains himself from serving Hashem in a joyous manner is a sinner and fool.” Yet the Rambam adds a caveat. “But this joy was not performed by the ignorant ones and by anyone who wanted (to dance). Only the great sages of Israel, the heads of Yeshivos and the Sanhedrin, the pious, the elders and men of righteous action would dance, clap, and sing in the Bais haMikdash on Sukkos. Everyone else, men and women would come to watch and listen” (Rambam Hilchos Lulav 8:14).

This passage begs explanation. Why shouldn’t everyone, even the most profane of men, sing and dance and make merry in celebration of the L-rd? Further what does the Rambam mean by not including “those who want to dance”?

Ultimately, anyone who ended up dancing, even the most pious of sages, obviously wanted to dance. What, then, does the Rambam mean when he said that this joy was not performed by anyone who wanted to dance? A classic story circulates in all Jewish humor anthologies.

Before the start of the Ne’eilah service, the holiest and final supplication of Yom Kippur, the rabbi rose from his seat and bolted toward the Holy Ark. He spread his hands toward heaven and cried out, “Ribbono Shel Olam, Master of the Universe, I am a total nothing before you! Please inscribe me in the book of life!”

All of a sudden the chazzan (cantor) ran toward the Aron and joined the rabbi! “G-d Almighty,” he shouted, “please forgive me, too, for I am truly a nothing before you!” There is an awed silence amongst the congregants.

The shammas (sexton) then followed suit. He, too, ran up toward the ark and in tearful supplication pronounced, I too am a nothing!”

Mouths around the congregation dropped open. The President of the synagogue’s men’s club, Ed Goldstein, a large man, was also caught up in the fervor of the moment. Suddenly, he, too, bolted from his seat in the back, and lumbered toward the front of the shul. With great eagerness he prostrated himself in front of the Ark and cried out at the top of his lungs. “Forgive me Oh L-rd he shouts, for I too am a nothing! Suddenly a shout from the back of the synagogue was directed toward Goldstein’s hulk of a figure. It shouted with incredulity. “Harrumph! Look who thinks he’s a nothing!”

Rambam teaches us that whoever runs to dance and sing and make himself crazy is not truly lowering himself before the Almighty. If someone inherently likes to cavort wildly, then he is not dancing for the sake of lowering himself before the Almighty, rather he is having a wonderful time. When King David liberated the Aron (Ark of the Covenant) from the Phillistines, he danced in front it as if he were a lowly slave. When confronted by his wife, Michal, for dancing like a servant, he retorted. “I would make myself even lower before Hashem.”

When rejoicing during the festivities we must bear in mind our true reasons for enthusiasm — who we are, and why we dance. Because in order to be a nobody, you gotta be a somebody.

Chag Sameach

spankings…

squeak, what are you waiting for? You have all the stories…

Oh really? So now we call you birdy?

squeak, have you mutated?

you just made it cuz now its 12:01!

That would be a mightily high sandwhich if you had to keep the pit inside.

oh, thanks haifagirl!

joseph, question: why would the number of posts on the page impact the link when the link pinpoints an exact post by number? answer: It wouldn’t!

You never mentioned that the question was aimed at a mod. You only mentioned yekke’s there, so I figured I’d give you the go ahead.

NOW.

Where is everyone today? Am I the only one that got up on time??

“AMES, its after ten o’clock! Get outa bed!”

So long as we’ve got a mod, we’ve got a party!

NY Mom, you’re not alone…

Hello there.

Oh! Keep those stories coming! They’re such good entertainment!!

Hey! There. We got him outa his shell!

bein_hasdorim

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shtarkbocher: really? I wud think a yekke calls it chunt!

cuz It’s takes to much time to say chUlent!

LOL, b_h!

Hi NY MOM!

well, we celebrated my wedding a few days ago (there was an entrance fee to all non family members) and now I think I have 3 kids, one born just yesterday….did I miss out on anything? Oh yeah, something about burning down succah’s, they got Obama and the FBI involved as well…LOL