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mepalMember
More boys went through very difficult circumstances and have therefore spent time vacilating in frumkeit…
What makes you think its more boys than girls?
mepalMemberNo. But I doubt she did that on purpose.
mepalMemberYeah, he could’ve KILLED someone!
mepalMemberSmartyskirt?
mepalMemberAnd she’s only going for a degree to support her learning husband…
But the truth is, its much easier obtaining a degree as a single girl rather than doing it married. When you’re single, you have way less obligations, thus more time and energy to put into getting your degree.
mepalMemberWhile waiting for updates, of course.
mepalMemberI just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.
I told them NO WAY!
Anybody who fits into my clothes isn’t starving!!
mepalMemberA man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.” The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it starts.” She looks upset, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.” The wife is furious. She yells at him “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore …”
The man sighs and says, “It’s started…”
mepalMemberA Jewish man is speeding along the highway at 1 a.m. A policeman stops him and asks, “Where are you racing at this hour?”
“To a lecture,” the man responds.
“Who will give you a lecture at this hour?” the policeman wonders.
“My wife,” he replies.
mepalMemberNine-year-old Robert returns from school one day filled with excitement.
“Daddy,” he exclaims. “Today I was chosen to have a part in the annual school production. I will be playing the role of a Jewish husband.”
“Go back to them,” declares the angry father, “and tell them that you want a speaking part.”
mepalMemberOMG. Smartypants!
mepalMemberYeah, the same person mentioning you in that chinese thread.
mepalMemberHi! I’m not really here…;)
mepalMemberWhat are you guys doing up?!?
mepalMemberOk, we’ll leave it at that. Personal thing – I don’t like it. Nothing’s wrong.
mepalMemberNY Mom, I didn’t read through this whole thread, but really, what’s wrong with wearing a jumper with spagetti straps with a shell underneith? Or any vest/capsleeve/jumper etc. for that matter either? I think we all get carried away a bit. I mean, whichever way you slice it, you’re covered and that’s what counts. I understand the argument of skirts being too short, but with everything else, come on.
mepalMemberGoogle it.
mepalMemberPoor AZ. I can feel his pain just by reading his posts.
mepalMemberOne day you’ll do it to them…
mepalMemberYeah, sometimes even I dont recongnize my own posts…
mepalMemberMods, its atZeres…
Done
mepalMemberOk kapusta. There you go 😉
(Now dont shoot me.)
mepalMemberNY Mom; Fear not! That kind of “treatment” happens to many of us lots of times! It is very normal…it’ll be ok. 😉 NY Mom, trust this poster on this one. The comment is coming from lots of experience with being edited… YW Moderator.
B_H; Yes, you can change your password. Go to your profile and there is an option there. If you should need further assistance, feel free to ask.
mepalMemberames, you used Fishbein’s recipe or another one? Would you care to share the one you used?
Thanks!
mepalMemberNY Mom: Oh. I thought you left out a dot and it should’ve been 1.50. lol.
mepalMemberYou just really must make sure its a ‘real’ goy, and not someone who just ‘looks’ like one.
mepalMemberWell, maybe Joseph doesn’t use the eruv so he was hoping to find an alternative.
mepalMemberWell, maybe if you brought in a piano…
mepalMemberOh, yeah. Well, I’m really proud of it. But oops, now that everyone knows about it, I better move on…
mepalMemberHello there, dear mod!
mepalMemberames: come right over. I’m waiting for customers.
mepalMemberAnd even have diving with the sharks available – for a small fee of aprrox. $150…
Seems like a bit of a ‘fee’ to me 😉
mepalMemberJoseph: Right. That’s why I said that :-/
mepalMemberIs anyone gonna read through this whole shpiel?
mepalMemberSorry for being vague. Yes, they’re those marble cookies with chocolate in the middle (on top of them).
mepalMemberJoe, that must be the mean.
mepalMemberyossi, you know girls?
mepalMemberLike, that mods really are gods?! Cool!
mepalMemberDepends on each person. Some are lucky enough to get married after meeting thier first boy.
mepalMemberYeah, someone with god-ly powers should be knowing these things…
mepalMemberCome right over. I’m waiting for customers.
mepalMemberIm makpid on straight burbon.
Anyone else?
I serve.
mepalMemberOh. So you dont really hate it.
mepalMemberHIE, you claim, YOU contact your personal rov for personal matters but this is involving the tzibbur and Rav Belsky is the posek of our dor in america and No ONE that i know of knows more halacha then him.
Is that really so? And who, may I ask, anointed him posek of our dor? You, by any chance?
mepalMemberWhoops, I think I misread you there. Disregard my previous comment.
mepalMemberLOL! Very good!
mepalMemberUsually, its opposites that attract… :-/
mepalMemberWow! All awesome ones!
mepalMemberExcellent, PY. Are those the original words? I only got the “ein, tzvei, drei, fir…” part when I listened to it 😉
mepalMemberNothing to get excited about.
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