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  • in reply to: YOU can Resolve the Shidduch Crisis #664382
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    More boys went through very difficult circumstances and have therefore spent time vacilating in frumkeit…

    What makes you think its more boys than girls?

    in reply to: Tznius #662353
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    No. But I doubt she did that on purpose.

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #680687
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    Yeah, he could’ve KILLED someone!

    in reply to: Funny Shidduch Stories #1227225
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    Smartyskirt?

    in reply to: YOU can Resolve the Shidduch Crisis #664376
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    And she’s only going for a degree to support her learning husband…

    But the truth is, its much easier obtaining a degree as a single girl rather than doing it married. When you’re single, you have way less obligations, thus more time and energy to put into getting your degree.

    in reply to: General Shmooze 2 #680682
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    While waiting for updates, of course.

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1173712
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    I just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.

    I told them NO WAY!

    Anybody who fits into my clothes isn’t starving!!

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1173711
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    A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.” The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it starts.” She looks upset, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.

    He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.” The wife is furious. She yells at him “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore …”

    The man sighs and says, “It’s started…”

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1173710
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    A Jewish man is speeding along the highway at 1 a.m. A policeman stops him and asks, “Where are you racing at this hour?”

    “To a lecture,” the man responds.

    “Who will give you a lecture at this hour?” the policeman wonders.

    “My wife,” he replies.

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1173709
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    Nine-year-old Robert returns from school one day filled with excitement.

    “Daddy,” he exclaims. “Today I was chosen to have a part in the annual school production. I will be playing the role of a Jewish husband.”

    “Go back to them,” declares the angry father, “and tell them that you want a speaking part.”

    in reply to: Funny Shidduch Stories #1227223
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    OMG. Smartypants!

    in reply to: Post Here – So We Know You’re In The CR #906123
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    Yeah, the same person mentioning you in that chinese thread.

    in reply to: Post Here – So We Know You’re In The CR #906121
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    Hi! I’m not really here…;)

    in reply to: Post Here – So We Know You’re In The CR #906118
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    What are you guys doing up?!?

    in reply to: Tznius #662322
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    Ok, we’ll leave it at that. Personal thing – I don’t like it. Nothing’s wrong.

    in reply to: Tznius #662318
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    NY Mom, I didn’t read through this whole thread, but really, what’s wrong with wearing a jumper with spagetti straps with a shell underneith? Or any vest/capsleeve/jumper etc. for that matter either? I think we all get carried away a bit. I mean, whichever way you slice it, you’re covered and that’s what counts. I understand the argument of skirts being too short, but with everything else, come on.

    in reply to: Get Involved! #661815
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    Google it.

    in reply to: YOU can Resolve the Shidduch Crisis #664334
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    Poor AZ. I can feel his pain just by reading his posts.

    in reply to: Post Here – So We Know You’re In The CR #906110
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    One day you’ll do it to them…

    in reply to: Mods? Mods? #1107776
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    Yeah, sometimes even I dont recongnize my own posts…

    in reply to: Eating in the Succah on Shmini Atzeres #661837
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    Mods, its atZeres…

    Done

    in reply to: Chinese Cookies #662168
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    Ok kapusta. There you go 😉

    (Now dont shoot me.)

    in reply to: Mods? Mods? #1107773
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    NY Mom; Fear not! That kind of “treatment” happens to many of us lots of times! It is very normal…it’ll be ok. 😉 NY Mom, trust this poster on this one. The comment is coming from lots of experience with being edited… YW Moderator.

    B_H; Yes, you can change your password. Go to your profile and there is an option there. If you should need further assistance, feel free to ask.

    in reply to: Chinese Cookies #662166
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    ames, you used Fishbein’s recipe or another one? Would you care to share the one you used?

    Thanks!

    in reply to: So, What did YOU do this Chol Ha’moed? #661904
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    NY Mom: Oh. I thought you left out a dot and it should’ve been 1.50. lol.

    in reply to: The Shabbos Goy #1135015
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    You just really must make sure its a ‘real’ goy, and not someone who just ‘looks’ like one.

    in reply to: The Shabbos Goy #1135012
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    Well, maybe Joseph doesn’t use the eruv so he was hoping to find an alternative.

    in reply to: Women’s Dancing on Simchas Torah #1018165
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    Well, maybe if you brought in a piano…

    in reply to: Laundry on Chol HaMoed #661794
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    Oh, yeah. Well, I’m really proud of it. But oops, now that everyone knows about it, I better move on…

    in reply to: Mods? Mods? #1107763
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    Hello there, dear mod!

    in reply to: Drinking On SImchas Torah #661954
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    ames: come right over. I’m waiting for customers.

    in reply to: So, What did YOU do this Chol Ha’moed? #661898
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    And even have diving with the sharks available – for a small fee of aprrox. $150…

    Seems like a bit of a ‘fee’ to me 😉

    in reply to: YOU can Resolve the Shidduch Crisis #664327
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    Joseph: Right. That’s why I said that :-/

    in reply to: Modern Orthodox Judaism #663485
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    Is anyone gonna read through this whole shpiel?

    in reply to: Chinese Cookies #662160
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    Sorry for being vague. Yes, they’re those marble cookies with chocolate in the middle (on top of them).

    in reply to: YOU can Resolve the Shidduch Crisis #664322
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    Joe, that must be the mean.

    in reply to: YOU can Resolve the Shidduch Crisis #664321
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    yossi, you know girls?

    in reply to: Mods? Mods? #1107760
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    Like, that mods really are gods?! Cool!

    in reply to: YOU can Resolve the Shidduch Crisis #664318
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    Depends on each person. Some are lucky enough to get married after meeting thier first boy.

    in reply to: Mods? Mods? #1107758
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    Yeah, someone with god-ly powers should be knowing these things…

    in reply to: Drinking On SImchas Torah #661941
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    Come right over. I’m waiting for customers.

    in reply to: Drinking On SImchas Torah #661938
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    Im makpid on straight burbon.

    Anyone else?

    I serve.

    in reply to: YOU can Resolve the Shidduch Crisis #664315
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    Oh. So you dont really hate it.

    in reply to: Eruv in Brooklyn #761325
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    HIE, you claim, YOU contact your personal rov for personal matters but this is involving the tzibbur and Rav Belsky is the posek of our dor in america and No ONE that i know of knows more halacha then him.

    Is that really so? And who, may I ask, anointed him posek of our dor? You, by any chance?

    in reply to: So, What did YOU do this Chol Ha’moed? #661888
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    Whoops, I think I misread you there. Disregard my previous comment.

    in reply to: Funny Bumper Stickers #1163586
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    LOL! Very good!

    in reply to: YOU can Resolve the Shidduch Crisis #664312
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    Usually, its opposites that attract… :-/

    in reply to: Fun Words #923719
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    Wow! All awesome ones!

    in reply to: Nursery Rhymes For Jews #885930
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    Excellent, PY. Are those the original words? I only got the “ein, tzvei, drei, fir…” part when I listened to it 😉

    in reply to: So, What did YOU do this Chol Ha’moed? #661886
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    Nothing to get excited about.

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