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At least 95% of people phrase the first line of Kaddish incorrectly.
Most people say:
“Yisgadal V’Yiskadash Sh’mei Raboh, B’alma Di V’ra Chir’useih V’Yamlich Malchuseih…”
The correct phrasing of the first line is:
“Yisgadal V’Yiskadash Sh’mei Raboh B’alma Di V’ra Chir’useih (COMMA!!) V’Yamlich Malchuseih…”
(Granted, we say Amen in the middle of the line, but it should still be phrased correctly)
So take the chametz out of the bags.
Ayyyy but what about the crumbs?
Just dump them on the ground. That’s what bitul is for. (I think – maybe crumbs are even batul automatically)
When someone says “Literally…”, and then continues with a metaphor
Isn’t that exactly what Pesach Sheini is for?
Bronx Zoo. Is it still free on Wednesdays?
And even if the animals are Jewish, they probably don’t mish on Pesach, so they wouldn’t eat your food anyway…
I don’t understand all this. The animals aren’t even Jewish…
Mashiach Agent:
Maybe someone should invent some type of bag or container made of a material that is safe to burn. I just can’t think of any material like that….
^this
“Kol dichfin yeisei v’yeichol”
(unless you don’t mish)
What’s a canola?
Just realized I rounded a little bit, but robots do that all the time
What’s Hexidecimal?
If you mean Hexadecimal, then it’s 38717302
I once went to the kosher subway in queens with a friend. I didn’t order anything so I don’t know if the food was good, but my friend ordered some kind of deli sandwich. They took out a ziploc bag containing one portion of deli and put it on the sandwich. It was very unappetizing for me. I’m not surprised they closed down pretty quickly
Who’s Saul Berman?
This isn’t a serious thread, is it?
I once heard a story of someone who needed to prove he was a Rabbi for some legal purposes, but he didn’t have his S’micha Certificate, so he showed them his K’subah instead.
This is a question for a Rov. Different people have vastly different minhagim about this, and there’s no way you can get a good answer from a forum like this
In Hebrew, Ploni ben Ploni
You can get a BA in Science and Math? I believe that would be called a BS.
(Source: I have a BS in Math)
Is acid even alive?
“and trick the phone into allowing you unlimited tries to figure it out”
If I’m not mistaken, that’s the hard part.
Why do you need $50,000 worth of equipment?
According to the internet, it seems the logic behind the coloring is that adding (or removing) the color yellow from any side will produce the color of the opposite side (e.g. white is opposite yellow, because white + yellow = yellow).
Purple isn’t created by adding yellow to anything, and adding yellow to purple would produce something gross
Were his ears also triangles?
Because then it wouldn’t be a cube anymore
^ How do we learn all that from a birthday?
I don’t understand. If your heels are 9 inches high, how do your toes touch the floor?
Poor people have it, rich people need it, if you eat it you will die.
I don’t trust the OU’s kashrus. I once heard someone say they are unreliable
Does a shidduch crisis actually exist?
What are the criteria for one to be a Ben Torah?
At least 95% of people phrase the first line of Kaddish incorrectly.
Most people say:
“Yisgadal V’Yiskadash Sh’mei Raboh, B’alma Di V’ra Chir’useih V’Yamlich Malchuseih…”
The correct phrasing of the first line is:
“Yisgadal V’Yiskadash Sh’mei Raboh B’alma Di V’ra Chir’useih (COMMA!!) V’Yamlich Malchuseih…”
(Granted, we say Amen in the middle of the line, but it should still be phrased correctly)
“they also don’t free the line when I hang up”
You mean if you hang up on them and then pick up your phone again you don’t get a dial tone?
Didn’t know that was possible
I once tried sewing a button back onto a coat. Once I started I realized I had no idea where to put the thread. Not sure why I even thought I could do it.
^Huh?
right back?
Hagba’ah is much more about technique than strength. I’m not particularly strong but I have no problem doing hagba’ah on a very large sefer torah.
Someone should give hagba’ah lessons
coffee addict,
I ran a simple google search and all I got was this thread…
Maybe it has something to do with this:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/ou-kashrus-is-not-reliable
I heard a story about a professor who wanted to show his class that wikipedia was not a reliable source of info. He went on wikipedia before class and edited an article with some outlandish fact, with the intention of showing it to his class. When he actually opened the article in class, the line he put in had already been deleted.
“In a case of need, one can daven Mincha until 58.5 minutes after shkia, according to Rabbeinu Tam and those who hold like him. [According to them, this would be allowed l’chatchila.]”
Only in a case of need, or even l’chatchila? You said both…
Bubble gum ice cream? Yuck
And what kind of name is Hydrox for cookies? Sounds like a cleaning product
MRS PLONY,
Maybe there’s lard in the plastc…
Avram,
I hear it now
It’s like tomato paste, but teeth instead of tomatos
Avram,
He basically said he’s surprised that there are people in Miami Beach who would get up for an early minyan.
If I were to say, “I’m surprised there are people in MD who actually get up early to daven with a minyan”, you wouldn’t find that cynical?
I think it’s rude and obnoxious for anyone (men or women) to run, scream, talk loudly on the phone while in a public place.
golfer,
Not sure if it was your intention, but your comment sounds pretty cynical to me.
If I give 25 cents to tzedakah, the mitzvah is only worth 25 cents? So there’s no actual reward for giving tzedakah?
If chicken quarters were on sale for 50 cents each, each quarter would be worth 50 cents.
Though this would never really happen…