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I have a friend who’s a Dental resident at a clinic. He pulls teeth all the time. Costs like a hundred bucks without insurance.
Honestly I would trust him more than a lot of dentists
You’re probably oveir bal tashchis on whatever money you spend on it.
You absolutely must discuss this with an orthodox rabbi. Otherwise you’ll be back here in eleven years saying something like “my husband and I got married based on advice we got here and now we want to do it right”
I would imagine the newer ones are all electric, which would mean they don’t use motor oil, just a little grease on the moving parts occasionally
People are acting like they’ve never seen a snowstorm before. It’s not really a big deal.
Or is it? I’m not actually there…
Sure, if it works better that way then that’s what I meant
“Can someone please explain to me why this years big snowstorm is transpiring on exact same date as last years big snowstorm on ?”? ????”
Well ?”? ??? is the same ?????? as ?”? ????
I think. I was never very good at that stuff
I’m a coffee drinker. I’m actually drinking coffee right now, out of a paper cup. I don’t see any problem which requires a solution.
Also, you’ve clearly never held a handful of m&ms for more than 3 minutes
Wouldn’t you get chocolate all over your hands?
And why would this be better than a bottle made of plastic or glass?
My brother-in-law is a Rav.
Not me though.
How does Tu B’Shvat go with Freezer opens?
Cattle have it worse than sheep and fish. There is such a thing as “a fish” or “a sheep”. There’s no such thing as “a cattle”.
My brother-in-law is a Gaon.
Not me though
LU,
I’m sorry you were offended, but my post was meant to be a joke in response to DaasYochid’s post. He posted a link to a mod’s thread about long posts, so I thought it would be funny to respond with a post that was excessively long and completely pointless (i.e. I posted a really long post while adding nothing but two characters). I see now that it seemed like I was agreeing with LF, but that’s not how I meant it.
“Maybe the guy who knows everything could help me out.
I used to enjoy coming here to chill out. To share camaraderie, companionship. To enjoy the wide (wild) vast of opinions out there. To share jokes, a bright vertel, quip. To liven up my dull existence. And to bring joy and simcha, a smile and a grin to others. Lately this place has been more or less a back and forth conversation mainly between two people, back and forth and then forth and back. Pieces are so hard to read because each and every one of them are such long megillos. To make a short story long, the posts are so long, so very long. And they’re so hard to read. I don’t know if I mentioned it before, but it’s really hard to read. Because (whoops, I forgot why.. Oh, now I remember) they’re very long. And they are long megillos. So that’s why they’re not so easy to read. And keep track of. No – I don’t own the Coffee Room, never did and probably never will. So I really can’t have any complaints to anyone. I’m sure there are others too who no longer post here because there’s no more “room” in the coffee room.
So sum it up – I used to enjoy coming here to chill out. To share camaraderie, companionship. To enjoy the wide (wild) vast of opinions out there. To share jokes, a bright vertel, quip. To liven up my dull existence. And to bring joy and simcha, a smile and a grin to others. Lately this place has been more or less a back and forth conversation mainly between two people, back and forth and then forth and back. Pieces are so hard to read because each and every one of them are such long megillos. To make a short story long, the posts are so long, so very long. And they’re so hard to read. I don’t know if I mentioned it before, but it’s really hard to read. Because (whoops, I forgot why.. Oh, now I remember) they’re very long. And they are long megillos. So that’s why they’re not so easy to read. And keep track of. No – I don’t own the Coffee Room, never did and probably never will. So I really can’t have any complaints to anyone. I’m sure there are others too who no longer post here because there’s no more “room” in the coffee room.
So again, to make a short story long and then short, what do I do now?”
+1
Thanks, but I don’t deserve a sympathy diamond. My dentist has been telling me to have it removed for years, but I’ve been dragging my feet for no reason.
Anyway, that diamond is really just a rotated square
I had a dream last night that my teeth were falling out, but it wasn’t a nightmare. I have this impacted wisdom tooth, and in the dream it just randomly turned upright and then just fell out. I was so excited until I woke up and saw it was just a dream…
Depends where you’re driving from. I wouldn’t drive from Japan to NY just to meet a shadchan
1) Probably not Assur but might be inconvenient
1) Probably not Assur but might be inconvenient
All these things are much easier to say when you don’t have the money.
Maybe you’re stronger than I am, but I don’t think I would want to be tested like that.
The jackpot last year was around a billion dollars. All the things you just listed would barely scratch the surface. And again, it would take tremendous self-control to stick to only those things and not go overboard.
Unless you have a tremendous amount of self control, it would be a real k’lalah to win that much money.
You wouldn’t fit in anywhere. You wouldn’t fit in with middle-class people because you’d be rich. You wouldn’t fit in with rich people because you wouldn’t actually be rich, you had just happened to have won a lot of money.
It wouldn’t be good.
wow, I never realized that being a boy and wearing a tallis is so complicated!
I’m a man, not a boy. Thank you
Hmm. Maybe my shirts/jackets are non-slip.
…OU allows students strawberries add raspberries without checking…
Trying to figure out what this was supposed to say…
I think it’s more respectful to say “Thank you Rabbi_____” than to say “Thanks Rabbi_____”.
Just my opinion.
It’s not.
I do make an effort not to do any backflips in shul. Maybe that’s why my tallis stays on.
“A segula for parnasssa is to get a job.”
Sounds like that professor is rubbing off on you
I have a non slip and it doesn’t slip.
“That is why it was very surprising to see peaches “certified” by the OU.”
You’ve seen whole fresh peaches certified by the OU?
They’re like regular hamantashen except they’re braided instead of folded into a triangle
“Meno, can we agree to disagree?”
Not really sure what that means. It’s an objective thing that can be proven. They’re not the same song
Mods, please delete this thread. It borders on apikorsus
Oy what has become of this world. Next, they’ll start making chulent in electric slow cookers…
If I bake an omelette is it no longer an omelette?
I would say it depends on the context. If you said “I ate a yoga mat for breakfast”, that’s probably fine.
Oh I see. There are boys like that in Lakewood?
The Jeopardy song IS TOO just “Twinkle Twinkle” with a funky beat. Try singing “Twinkle Twinkle” to the Jeopardy tune, and you’ll see that it fits.
It is totally not. The phrasing is the same but the notes are totally different.
Also, “You are my sunshine” and “This land is your land” use the same tune. As each other, I mean.
Also not true. Again, same phrasing, different notes.
They didn’t have microwaves back in the old country.
Hence, anything made in a microwave can’t be a kugel.
You want to marry a guy who’s already in kollel?
It’s not a kugel.
Also I think your directions are out of order. How do you flip a plate of olive oil?
They should make the women’s tallises (talleysim? tallisos?) extra slippery. That’ll teach ’em.
But kidding aside, it is really disgusting.
Call more often, and louder.
A lot of jobs that aren’t “majorly official” will still require you to have a high school diploma
I’m just thinking now, maybe if the begged is made from silly putty and duct tape, the strings can also be made of silly putty and duct tape?
“How does the fish pronounce his name?”
“Ne? Mo.”
It’s like:
“Me? No.”