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car or other motor vehicle
Motorcycle? School bus?
Uch not this again.
Someone should just make a table of ages which are appropriate to date/marry each other and sticky it to the front of the CR.
So it’s only worth it if you have a bunch of kids (I’m not sure the exact number, but it’s some number above the average). Otherwise it’s cheaper to buy life insurance.
But if all of the members have a bunch of kids, there wouldn’t be enough money in the pot.
So the only way this works is through donations (or people being convinced that it makes sense to join).
So basically it’s a tzedakah where the recipients contribute some and don’t feel like they’re receiving tzedakah (not that I have a problem with that, just trying to clarify what’s going on)
So the way I see it there are two reasons someone would become a member/contribute:
1) they can’t afford life insurance
2) they are doing it for tzedakahAlso I question whether this is an acceptable use of maaser money
Can a terminally ill person become a member?
What if someone wants more than $100,000 per kid?
I have participated in The Ungame.
I wouldn’t say I’ve played it, as it is not a game at all.
I make yogurt, but I am by no means a cheerleader, so I don’t think I can help you.
I thought Garfield eats lasagna
Lakewood is kuloy Torah.
Tell that to this guy:Vorts are boring
You can’t even tell if that’s a human.
Could be a gorilla with a clear trash bag over his head.
Would that be tznius?
“-It can be used as an example that a bubble umbrella can totally be tznius in the right context!”
How?
What will happen to Siegelman’s?
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/siegelmans-cake
The reason they’re not doing vorts anymore in queens is because the street numbers are so confusing so no one ever shows up
Is it worth it? You can get one for like 12 bucks when they’re on sale.
I think it would be safe to say that 90 percent of frum Jews have a slow cooker just for shabbos
You have to try it to understand it
That being said, for a lot (not all) of the jews that died in the holocaust r”l it was without question the best thing that ever happened to them and us…
Huh? How could you say that?
The benefit of being able to block the post above yours is that it’s fun
You are saying that teleportation is absolutely not in Hashem’s Will?
Who said that?
I once saw a guy eating pizza with chop sticks
I’m ignorant of everything I’ve never heard of, and I’m not ashamed to say it.
I’ve never seen a wedding cake at a Jewish wedding
But does it make chulent?
Why is everyone assuming teleportation means flying?
Oooh I know..
Maybe they can make a robot vacuum that also makes chulent!
Or maybe just make a crock pot that vacuums the floor!
What about oneg shabbos?
What’s “Kosher” about the KosherLamp or KosherClock?
They solve problems that only apply to Orthodox Jews.
It would be silly to market an improved version of a robot vacuum as a “kosher” product.
Dirty floors are just as much of a challenge for non-Jews as it is for Jews.
Ummm
It already exists.
And what would be “Kosher” about it?
Well if your chulent is too watery, my first suggestion would be less water.
Other than that, the only secrets to a good chulent are this:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/whats-the-secret-to-a-good-cholent/#post-870621
and this:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/whats-the-secret-to-a-good-cholent/#post-870625
I don’t have a fax machine
I think I’m going to get myself a moderator and whenever someone tries to give me mussar I’ll just ask my moderator to remove it.
In all the time it took to figure this out, you probably could’ve become a computer programmer.
Also, what will happen when/if they fix the issue with links blocking posts below them? We’ll be left with a whole bunch of empty posts.
I have an idea. Maybe they should make it so when you post a link it blocks the post ABOVE yours.
lost my sparkle,
“mother in law was shocked” ≠ “there must be an inyun to this”
Hey what was wrong with my math?
How do get to those numbers?
Well the average cost to educate a child for a year is $40K, and the average child is in school for approximately 50 years, so yeah, $2,000,000 sounds about right.
My parents had a toll-free number that I could call from any pay phone. I think I still remember it.
My youngest sister is 7 years older than my oldest daughter…
I thought this was going to be some kind of brain teaser
Joseph, did you attend a goyish wedding?
Also rings
I’m not a rabbi
Ummm… A grandfather clock is not a person
sugar water
Yuck
How would you know where they’re coming from?
You just drive around until the signal is really strong?
What’s the halacha by zeh nehne vzeh lo chaser?