mechitza

Dear Half Sour Pickle:

Thank you for being an integral part of my hamburger sandwich. You may not be my first choice of a cold, crunchy addition to my burger (cole slaw and relish are far superior), but nonetheless, you’re not too bad. You shine brightly as a green slice of goodness surrounded by brown and red mush.

Please know, though you really don’t care what I think and I am actually an idiot who thinks that other people care about what I have say on the matter, that you are doing a great job. Keep it up.