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Yeah i suppose some people just get kares and some people just dont and either way is cool. I dont hate kares people. they’re all my brothers. so I guess thats settled.
what do you mean by settled? was some authoritative source quoted or did some taavah driven person tell you the thoughts of their twisted mind? Kares is not something to play around with. Really. It is sad.
I refer to those who think its anything other than a recipe for kares to act with someone who is not your wife as if she is your wife. There may come a time when i may have to hit a son of mine, but i don’t practice on kids who are not my sons.
I really would like to think you people are intelligent but you don’t make it easy. I guess maybe i can convince myself that some non-jews have an interest in this site. Thats what i can come up with to picture a person so devoid of torah values. My lords bible gives the impression that there is a difference between marriage and not marriage. Even in terms of how you should act. The difference is not just a piece of paper. The paper has halachic ramifications.
I’m loving the irony. everyone seems to think its a good idea to compliment a lady who is not your wife on her appearance. in fact s2021 thinks she should not marry you unless you verbalize this. asking to marry her is not proof enough? on the other hand many dolts find it unreasonable to not want to marry a fat lady. how can a guy be so vain. badabapapa. i’m lovin’ it.
nope. he lives in somalia. mogadishu to be exact. he went to help deliver aid.
I once complimented myself on a first date. she thought that was so nice that she married me.
some people suggest that for the sake of saving the masses, boys should sacrifice themselves and date older girls.
Perhaps in a similar way, girls should sacrifice themselves and not date until it evens out the numbers and the guys come begging.
Until then guys are just going to lay back and say “supply-and-demand, m’lady, supply-and demand”
I think you can lie on your bed as long as you are not sitting.
I think it is a good question. (Sorry, Shein, I think my approval does you more harm than give credence.)
You want retroactive ideas??
Anyway, the rule is that outoftowners get two dates. This can be compared to the fact that if you decide in the middle of the date that she smells like your pet alligator you dont just take her home but rather finish the date.
Just need to make sure this thread stays on the first page
Don’t know what the big deal is about the xanax, when the other poster offered to pay for it.
Furthermore it should be noted that the poster didnt call anyone in specific a dolt except joseph.
Seeing as everyone is all into proving things ad absurdum, what is the halachic source that tradition is never enough.
AYC
There is something called dvarim sheblev uvlev kol adam. this means that everyone knows it is a joke. saying different would just be lying.
But the real dolt is the person who didn’t figure out that “always here” is joking. How do I know? I am “always here”. I have been switching browsers logged in with my two screen names, dolty
always here says
Peacemaker~ unwarranted name-calling was & is inappropriate. JMHO.
I believe that if it had been said in normal everyday speech usage terms, it would’ve been edited
Your favorite bar shattya says
You are such a genius. That is exactly why it was not said in normal terms. When something is said in funny terms everyone knows it is a joke and takes it in good taste and humor, you edited
YES
Mbd’s yerushalayim is not for sale “you better run for your life to Utah? Overnight” why utah
Because it’s talking about the mormons you dolt
Busy
yes you are quite right.
I suppose i didnt take the time to read your thread. Kind of just jumped into things thoughtlessly. I suppose i might just owe you an apology.
of course i can collaborate
Busy
Your sincere efforts dont go unnoticed
Just because i’m a jerk, doesn’mean i dont have a brain. (dont be influenced by my subtitle)
please, busy, do yourself a favor. i am a bully and am hard to deal with. dont take what i say to heart. But seriously, your thread was hijacked by “always”. You can ask the mods to change its name if you want, but dont ruin a perfectly funny thread
Why wudnt i agree with you
its just irrelevant to this thread
Yes and there should be a tea room for people like me.
oh boy, always, we really got everyone thinking we were fighting. i havent had this much fun since I drank the shlivovitz at my granson’s vort when my wife was too busy kvelling.
Maybe the nine days is not the time for this, but it’s the only time I can get away from my wife’s boiled chicken and kasha varnishkes. (Ok, maybe I can’t get away from the kasha). I was laughing so hard my teeth rattled. Thanks for being such a good sport.
Haleivi,
thx for defending popa
he should not be burdened by my rep
hey busy stop trying to be serious, you are ruining the fun. mods please take down busy’s last post
As the holy and great reverand Maharaja Rushy Limbaugh is known to say- “More fun than a human being should be allowed to have”
But, hey, hiskatnu hadoros; people need more outlets nowadays.
are you stalking my cousin? just what he needs! for you to ruin his menuchas hanefesh.
busy
Me? Mochel? theres nothing to be mochel. just a bunch of good spirited clean fun. not much clean fun nowadays and you guys are great at providing it. cheers all around.
coffee
I have a cousin in yeshiva. He’s 45.
if you thought bs was a teenager, how wud that prove he’s immature. i know a mature teenager.
If you thought my posts were immature, what does that have to do with age? there are plenty of middle age babies.
I change my mind. my father couldn’t possibly say “dolt” with a straight face. can you? try it, try it. you wont know till you try.
btw the dolty song is sang to the tune of na na na na na na
Why woul i care if someone called the entire cr a bunch of dolts? Why would i care if someone called joseph a dolt? Why would i care if someone walked up to me in real time live and started singing “dolty dolty dolty” dolty dolty dolty”? I guess i would care if my fathjer called me a dolt and meant it.
I know how to communicate. Write “dolt” at the end of your post. it works wonders
I am certainly not going to apologize. It was a funny funny joke. Good times had by all. I’m happy to see it was all taken in good jest. I love how people are so understanding.
He probably was a cute baby. for a short time. i wonder who messed him? they did a good job. I wonder how chayav he is klapei shmaya
Just because pba is not me, doesn’t mean he’s not right. He is.
coffee
Not all of the posts did go thru. Give the mods some credit, willya?
Having similar senses of humor can be traced to genetics. We do share some grandparents.
I think I shud know.
its a computer
a computer
Its true. He’s not, but thx for the comp