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  • in reply to: Eating in the Succa in the Rain #817111
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    are you required to read long winded posts that might not be accurate.

    in reply to: Email to: Mom #817310
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    Bar Shattya could.

    in reply to: Whats Your Best Perfume?? #817271
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    i know some one who doesnt use perfume; he just takes showers instead

    in reply to: Mishmar Shaila- Why does everything smell like sweat #818776
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    i’m on meds you shouldnt know about

    in reply to: ??????? ?????? ????? ????? ??????; But do we know what ???? is? #822057
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    Completely OT ( I assume, I haven’t really read this at all) But in the tefillah the Kohen Gadol says when he returns in peace, right before he prays for the people of Sharon( I know you read the artscroll on that one) he asks that we all return to the country in peace. Whats that all about?

    in reply to: Gilad shalit release #816869
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    really its all about morale. it seems to be a perfectly fair trade or they wouldnt do it, huh?

    in reply to: Gilad shalit release #816867
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    But really I think the palestinians are being overly greedy with their demands, IMHO

    We ain’t communists buddy, this is capitalism ( really it’s a monopoly which we don’t like but that you can take up with the WTO)

    in reply to: "Honey and the beeees!!!" #897770
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    eat your honey on pesach instead

    in reply to: Mishmar Shaila- Why does everything smell like sweat #818774
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    “for the sake of the planet”

    Well bishvili nivra haolam and i cant figger out how it would benefit me to make a deadline.

    in reply to: Hatzalah Member Discounts #816681
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    The mitzvah of visiting the sick is rewarded in Olam habo and in this world.

    The Chovos HaLevovos says that people like a tzadik, but that’s Hashem’s job, not your job to make them like you. ( Yichud hamaaseh, around Page Mem Zayin in Lev Tov Ed.)

    He also has a story of a Tzadik who got offered a disount because he was a holy dawg and refused it so as not to get reward for good stuff, but I suspect we may not be on the same level so I don’t know how that applies to us.

    in reply to: Mishmar Shaila- Why does everything smell like sweat #818772
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    Oh don’t worry. I made the neder that I either have to figure that out, or convince my parents to let me visit them, so I figure it will be pretty soon.

    in reply to: "Honey and the beeees!!!" #897767
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    Netting. And a door.

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    dansdeals (website)

    in reply to: It's Bein Hazmanim. Where is Bar Shattya? #837742
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    Bar shattya does have multiple disorders

    in reply to: ebay #802517
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    My theory on business is that if it’s so smart and so easy, then why didn’t someone else do it first. Unless you can answer that don’t bother.

    in reply to: I hate troll threads #802313
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    haleivi,

    do you mean the dolty song?

    in reply to: J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!!!!!! #965481
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    And the Cubs will win the world series.

    in reply to: Freaky FWD #802057
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    I laugh in the face of danger. HA HA HA.

    in reply to: have to shake hands with men who are strangers :( #802138
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    “One does not make a chilul HaShem by listening to HaShem!”

    Might anyone happen to know why it is muttar to return an aveida of a goy?

    in reply to: Helping Fat People Lose Weight #801976
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    2 yolks and 4 whites doesnt equal 6 eggs, maybe 3

    in reply to: Helping Fat People Lose Weight #801974
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    the tanta diet is only for people who can subsist without beer or coffee

    in reply to: Hebetude Persons #806835
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    AHHH such wonderful points to ponder.

    How might one grujenate a wimulude if its not going to be hrembugous?

    in reply to: HEY! Where did it go?!? #801620
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    I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer.

    in reply to: HEY! Where did it go?!? #801617
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    as fast as it passed thats how fast the winter passes. each one gets its own 6 months so it will be back before soon , i spose.

    in reply to: Helping Fat People Lose Weight #801962
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    The venerable bar shattya thinks it helps to consider your body a separate entity as yourself. I give my body what I FEEL like giving it. Body doesn’t tell ME what to eat. I’ll decide for myself. Also get used to feeling hungry. I can feel my stomach burning away. Very satisfying.

    in reply to: Helping Fat People Lose Weight #801954
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    oy vey

    chee chee chee. We could call them shidduchly challenged.

    in reply to: Does music trigger memories? #801416
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    Sometimes I am listening to a fine song and something happens and I think “aw shucks, now every time I hear this song I’m going to think of this.” It can be quite depressing. Really ruins the song.

    in reply to: Helping Fat People Lose Weight #801941
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    Oh i forgot that. Part of the diet is i get to break it when i feel like it. dont usually feel like it when i’m racing, though

    in reply to: Teenage Boys and older chewing gum on the street #801580
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    try rav moshe feinstein for starters

    in reply to: Tumah in Camp – we must differentiate ourselves from the Goyim #808243
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    OP, so true! A couple of years ago I saw a similiar thing and I went home and vomited. There was this mock wedding and it was a 10 year old boy and a 10 year old girl!!!!!!!! There’s no Tefisas Kiddushin!!!! An there wasn’t even a Kesubah, which may be DiRabban but EXTREMELY important. And the chassan wasn’t Koneh the ring, it was just given to him. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH And worst of all…. THERE WERE NO AIDIM!!!!!! AIN DAVAR SHEBIERVAH PACHOS MISHNAIM. I was so sick I couldn’t daven maariv. My rebbi said that under no circumstance should I go back there as they have the din of a Rodef to my neshama.

    in reply to: Meshulacjim #800079
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    I also think I might disagree with paper being more bkavodik. Perhaps its just the amount of money. I might be just as happy with a dollar coin. I have to think more on that though.

    in reply to: Meshulacjim #800078
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    Try getting a door slammed in your face. Now thats what I call good clean fun.

    in reply to: everyone here has issues #898953
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    If you want people to post, try calling them a dolt. It works wonders.

    in reply to: The Drunk Thread #800057
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    @Oy vey

    Did rav shmuel say its only assur for SOME people to get drunk or did he say its assur to get drunk.

    Its either a kasha on him or a kasha on you.

    I’ll pick the kasha on you and answer that you are wrong and its not assur to get drunk

    in reply to: no sad news for a kallah #799504
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    So far as I know there are no Halachic ramifications to an engagement.

    A kallah is a kallah for 168 hours following a chuppah

    in reply to: The Most Ignored Law's #812601
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    I failed to turn on mt turn signal today and the guy i cut off was a cop. I guess he was more of a dullard than i am b/c he missed it. that was a close one.

    in reply to: I'm still new! #799054
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    It’s short for Modern Orthodox

    in reply to: Teenage girls and older chewing gum on the street #800879
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    Of course there are people doing things right, but who cares about THEM?

    Anyway, this whole noticing females thing has been exploited so many times its getting boring. Thats just the way some people are and by “some” i mean half the people. technically 49%, i think and the shidduch crisis alarmists will tell you the percentage of men is more like 10%. either way, it doesnt NECESSARILY mean his view on the things he sees is krum.

    in reply to: Teenage girls and older chewing gum on the street #800871
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    Chewing gum is as masculine as smoking.

    in reply to: Anyone looking to change a habit? #799137
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    on and off since then

    Huh?? Isn’t the whole point, well you know…

    in reply to: tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor.. #1011899
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    Ohhhhhh, I thought it was a lamb a sieve

    in reply to: High School! #802260
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    most guys are impressed by NOT doing well in school. didny you ever watch the simpsons? uch you people are such boors

    in reply to: The truth about Rick Perry #799160
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    i would vote for perry on shobos b/c its prob not shabbos in new zealand

    in reply to: High School! #802256
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    I dispute that it is feasible to discuss “high school” It is much more proper to discuss a specific one. I thought for four years that I had a clue what high school was until I spent some time in the proximity of a different high school. It blew my mind. What I thought was “high school” was in reality just my high school.

    Bottom line- If you are not ENJOYING the experience, you are in a place thats not for you. there may not be anywhere a place for you, but you should enjoy what you do

    in reply to: The Drunk Thread #800023
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    Shteeck un ah steek

    winding people up is my job. I’ve just been so bored since the dolty thing blew over. can you get upset for me? pleeeease.

    in reply to: Who Would You Elect as Mayor of Coffeetown #1111083
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    I nominate bar shattya

    oops did write that from the wrong account?

    in reply to: The Drunk Thread #800020
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    dangerously allergic to alcohol? maybe emotionally. but you got yourself into this mess so basicly at the end of the day you wouldn’t drink even if YOU had a mitzva to.

    in reply to: Hello #798764
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    I don’t like new people, but I’ll give you some advice. Don’t agree with bar shattya unless you want to be on the receiving end of some major attitude.

    in reply to: Photos in the CR #1121568
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    What does a bar shattya look like?

    in reply to: Dating in the Rain #799300
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    You know what they say. derech eretz kadma latorah. another truism is that you have to use training wheels before you ride a regular bike, but once you can ride a regular bike you dont need training wheels anymore

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