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Bar ShattyaMember
are you required to read long winded posts that might not be accurate.
Bar ShattyaMemberBar Shattya could.
Bar ShattyaMemberi know some one who doesnt use perfume; he just takes showers instead
October 12, 2011 4:00 am at 4:00 am in reply to: Mishmar Shaila- Why does everything smell like sweat #818776Bar ShattyaMemberi’m on meds you shouldnt know about
October 12, 2011 2:50 am at 2:50 am in reply to: ??????? ?????? ????? ????? ??????; But do we know what ???? is? #822057Bar ShattyaMemberCompletely OT ( I assume, I haven’t really read this at all) But in the tefillah the Kohen Gadol says when he returns in peace, right before he prays for the people of Sharon( I know you read the artscroll on that one) he asks that we all return to the country in peace. Whats that all about?
Bar ShattyaMemberreally its all about morale. it seems to be a perfectly fair trade or they wouldnt do it, huh?
Bar ShattyaMemberBut really I think the palestinians are being overly greedy with their demands, IMHO
We ain’t communists buddy, this is capitalism ( really it’s a monopoly which we don’t like but that you can take up with the WTO)
Bar ShattyaMembereat your honey on pesach instead
October 11, 2011 10:54 pm at 10:54 pm in reply to: Mishmar Shaila- Why does everything smell like sweat #818774Bar ShattyaMember“for the sake of the planet”
Well bishvili nivra haolam and i cant figger out how it would benefit me to make a deadline.
Bar ShattyaMemberThe mitzvah of visiting the sick is rewarded in Olam habo and in this world.
The Chovos HaLevovos says that people like a tzadik, but that’s Hashem’s job, not your job to make them like you. ( Yichud hamaaseh, around Page Mem Zayin in Lev Tov Ed.)
He also has a story of a Tzadik who got offered a disount because he was a holy dawg and refused it so as not to get reward for good stuff, but I suspect we may not be on the same level so I don’t know how that applies to us.
October 11, 2011 9:18 pm at 9:18 pm in reply to: Mishmar Shaila- Why does everything smell like sweat #818772Bar ShattyaMemberOh don’t worry. I made the neder that I either have to figure that out, or convince my parents to let me visit them, so I figure it will be pretty soon.
Bar ShattyaMemberNetting. And a door.
October 11, 2011 9:13 pm at 9:13 pm in reply to: HOT! HURRY! New York To Tel Aviv For Just $631 Round Trip Including Taxes! #825407Bar ShattyaMemberdansdeals (website)
October 11, 2011 12:50 pm at 12:50 pm in reply to: It's Bein Hazmanim. Where is Bar Shattya? #837742Bar ShattyaMemberBar shattya does have multiple disorders
Bar ShattyaMemberMy theory on business is that if it’s so smart and so easy, then why didn’t someone else do it first. Unless you can answer that don’t bother.
Bar ShattyaMemberhaleivi,
do you mean the dolty song?
Bar ShattyaMemberAnd the Cubs will win the world series.
Bar ShattyaMemberI laugh in the face of danger. HA HA HA.
August 26, 2011 3:56 am at 3:56 am in reply to: have to shake hands with men who are strangers :( #802138Bar ShattyaMember“One does not make a chilul HaShem by listening to HaShem!”
Might anyone happen to know why it is muttar to return an aveida of a goy?
Bar ShattyaMember2 yolks and 4 whites doesnt equal 6 eggs, maybe 3
Bar ShattyaMemberthe tanta diet is only for people who can subsist without beer or coffee
Bar ShattyaMemberAHHH such wonderful points to ponder.
How might one grujenate a wimulude if its not going to be hrembugous?
Bar ShattyaMemberI hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer. I hate summer.
Bar ShattyaMemberas fast as it passed thats how fast the winter passes. each one gets its own 6 months so it will be back before soon , i spose.
Bar ShattyaMemberThe venerable bar shattya thinks it helps to consider your body a separate entity as yourself. I give my body what I FEEL like giving it. Body doesn’t tell ME what to eat. I’ll decide for myself. Also get used to feeling hungry. I can feel my stomach burning away. Very satisfying.
Bar ShattyaMemberoy vey
chee chee chee. We could call them shidduchly challenged.
Bar ShattyaMemberSometimes I am listening to a fine song and something happens and I think “aw shucks, now every time I hear this song I’m going to think of this.” It can be quite depressing. Really ruins the song.
Bar ShattyaMemberOh i forgot that. Part of the diet is i get to break it when i feel like it. dont usually feel like it when i’m racing, though
August 22, 2011 6:40 pm at 6:40 pm in reply to: Teenage Boys and older chewing gum on the street #801580Bar ShattyaMembertry rav moshe feinstein for starters
August 19, 2011 10:01 pm at 10:01 pm in reply to: Tumah in Camp – we must differentiate ourselves from the Goyim #808243Bar ShattyaMemberOP, so true! A couple of years ago I saw a similiar thing and I went home and vomited. There was this mock wedding and it was a 10 year old boy and a 10 year old girl!!!!!!!! There’s no Tefisas Kiddushin!!!! An there wasn’t even a Kesubah, which may be DiRabban but EXTREMELY important. And the chassan wasn’t Koneh the ring, it was just given to him. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH And worst of all…. THERE WERE NO AIDIM!!!!!! AIN DAVAR SHEBIERVAH PACHOS MISHNAIM. I was so sick I couldn’t daven maariv. My rebbi said that under no circumstance should I go back there as they have the din of a Rodef to my neshama.
Bar ShattyaMemberI also think I might disagree with paper being more bkavodik. Perhaps its just the amount of money. I might be just as happy with a dollar coin. I have to think more on that though.
Bar ShattyaMemberTry getting a door slammed in your face. Now thats what I call good clean fun.
Bar ShattyaMemberIf you want people to post, try calling them a dolt. It works wonders.
Bar ShattyaMember@Oy vey
Did rav shmuel say its only assur for SOME people to get drunk or did he say its assur to get drunk.
Its either a kasha on him or a kasha on you.
I’ll pick the kasha on you and answer that you are wrong and its not assur to get drunk
Bar ShattyaMemberSo far as I know there are no Halachic ramifications to an engagement.
A kallah is a kallah for 168 hours following a chuppah
Bar ShattyaMemberI failed to turn on mt turn signal today and the guy i cut off was a cop. I guess he was more of a dullard than i am b/c he missed it. that was a close one.
Bar ShattyaMemberIt’s short for Modern Orthodox
August 17, 2011 9:47 pm at 9:47 pm in reply to: Teenage girls and older chewing gum on the street #800879Bar ShattyaMemberOf course there are people doing things right, but who cares about THEM?
Anyway, this whole noticing females thing has been exploited so many times its getting boring. Thats just the way some people are and by “some” i mean half the people. technically 49%, i think and the shidduch crisis alarmists will tell you the percentage of men is more like 10%. either way, it doesnt NECESSARILY mean his view on the things he sees is krum.
August 17, 2011 9:18 pm at 9:18 pm in reply to: Teenage girls and older chewing gum on the street #800871Bar ShattyaMemberChewing gum is as masculine as smoking.
Bar ShattyaMemberon and off since then
Huh?? Isn’t the whole point, well you know…
Bar ShattyaMemberOhhhhhh, I thought it was a lamb a sieve
Bar ShattyaMembermost guys are impressed by NOT doing well in school. didny you ever watch the simpsons? uch you people are such boors
Bar ShattyaMemberi would vote for perry on shobos b/c its prob not shabbos in new zealand
Bar ShattyaMemberI dispute that it is feasible to discuss “high school” It is much more proper to discuss a specific one. I thought for four years that I had a clue what high school was until I spent some time in the proximity of a different high school. It blew my mind. What I thought was “high school” was in reality just my high school.
Bottom line- If you are not ENJOYING the experience, you are in a place thats not for you. there may not be anywhere a place for you, but you should enjoy what you do
Bar ShattyaMemberShteeck un ah steek
winding people up is my job. I’ve just been so bored since the dolty thing blew over. can you get upset for me? pleeeease.
Bar ShattyaMemberI nominate bar shattya
oops did write that from the wrong account?
Bar ShattyaMemberdangerously allergic to alcohol? maybe emotionally. but you got yourself into this mess so basicly at the end of the day you wouldn’t drink even if YOU had a mitzva to.
Bar ShattyaMemberI don’t like new people, but I’ll give you some advice. Don’t agree with bar shattya unless you want to be on the receiving end of some major attitude.
Bar ShattyaMemberWhat does a bar shattya look like?
Bar ShattyaMemberYou know what they say. derech eretz kadma latorah. another truism is that you have to use training wheels before you ride a regular bike, but once you can ride a regular bike you dont need training wheels anymore
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