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imaof3
its not just a high school, but the rule is only for the high school. the bais medrash still wears colored shirts. how do you like those apples?
Every single cc guy you’ve ever spoken to?
I guess you haven’t spoken to the cc guys who wear white shirts of which there are plenty.
So i was in the airport on friday and i saw a sign that said IF YOU SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING and i thought about it for just a moment and decided that if i would see something i would not say anything. After all the trouble i they put me through they can deal with it themselves. I’m not on their team anymore, huh?
….Hugh R. Lintfree, Ace Detective-at-large, was summoned by an international committee of lint watchdogs. It seems terrorizing lint was now a world-wide problem, and growing, and not one of the four corners of the earth was immune from the far-reaching influence of lint. In fact, each corner had lint………
And even their toes had lint and even their bellybuttons had lint, in fact they had so much belly button lint that all they ate was uch broccoli, garnished with the finest belly button lint
see above post by The Heir to the Shattya Dynasty
OK I will continue the new story.
-**burp** excuse me!
-The rotten meat was tasting better coming up than going down
who cares
Nechoma says
Why does his mother have to deal with that?
The Heir to the Shattya Dynasty says
Thats an excellent point. He should clean it up himself. Anyone old enough to drink is old enough to scrape dried puke off the floor. I’ve been there before and would be proud to be there again, hangover and all.
Frumguy
Why are you trying to ruin my glee?
Of course you get mad at them. Nobody starts a thread on the disgustingness of something unless they is mad. Why don’t you start a thread on the disgustingness of mold or puke or dead squirrels? Because you dont care thats why. Youre mad and Im having a grand old time laughing at you.
I find both of them funny, but even more funny to me are the people who get mad at them. Man, you guys give me the giggles. Thanx for the entertainment. You guys are great.
yes and a very normal name it is indeed
mos yumos
You might just be right; this guy is nuts in the head.
apushitayid says
Rather, those smart enough, know to stay away from anonymous online forums.
The Heir to the Shattya Dynasty says Yes it seems you are agreeing with jothar that the cr skews MO
I know they sing some yiddish song on simchas torah. I guess thats how it goes.
Prune juice is ah gutteh laxative
alter fleicsh is der bester laxative
A beautiful song indeed and how quintessentially yiddish
Dear b.gum sr.,
Google finds 1 result for gasheekee which i have provided for you below
Gasheekee, and he was a rough old fella … So the great big Gasheekee king who was admired by all the land except this “knew him by the name of” fella. …
Still as confused as before,
The Heir to the Shattya Dynasty
Dear mr buuble gum,
whats your deal, man?
I cannot for the life of me figger out what you thought would be the problem and what ditty going through your mind made ypu think you could solve it with a nice letter.
signed The Heir to the Shattya Dynasty
I wholly dispute the premise of the OP. There are no intellectual discussions on the cr. everything is either a joke or a setup for me to make a joke out of it.
shticky made some very bad points
This is because he tried to ask you instead of asking the bfeirush gemara
bekitzur
The question is- do YOU agree with popa? Does what he says make sense? does it resonate with your intellect?
You say you are “just wondering”. The inference of that statement is that the answer will not affect your opinion. If that is correct, that means that you already have an opinion. MY question is what is YOUR opinion?
We want to know what you think, (ready for this?) not what you think other people think you should think.
I second popas point and might add that the human was created with a neshama that is naturally attuned to torah, If it doesn’t resonate with you, feel free to ignore the bore and find something else to do, be it sleeping (my personal favorite) or drawing doodles or open up a sefer you find interesting and easy.
part of perek shira is to realize that the world is a song and hashem is the conductor.everything is in his hands and it’s all for the best. the zechus of bitachon alone helps
OHHHH So that’s the point, I thought the point was the pictures
+1 (You did ask for it)
am yisrael chai:
just because I only post during bein hazmanim…
I can’t either wait, you think I like making fun of people???
Mods!!!
Someone???
Please! He’s making fun of me.
did you ever read “identifying chabad”? I wonder if I wrote it. Hard to remember the things I do sometimes.
I think that when you grow up you should make it a priority and perhaps a full time occupation to be fat. Or at least choose a profession which will not pull you away from this goal.
The benefits thereof are many-fold. Most importantly you do not want people to judge you by your looks, but rather by your insides. To this end it is important that you try what you can to minimize the options. Being fat will keep you warm in the winter. It also makes it very easy to operate those office chairs that go up and down.
Aishes Chayil:
Though I agree with most of your post wholeheartedly, I take exception to the first line. Putting your Bitachon in things other than hashem can be very hurtful, so you should be quite careful how you play with the perek shira stuff
Last time Isaid it the Sears Tower wasn’t blown up
gumball
supergirl wants to be a psychobabblist just like you
My wife’s head is on the wall
You missed one – the third choice, which is neither a mitzvah nor an aveira. (This is known as the fallacy of the excluded middle).
For example, the choice between eating a tuna fish sandwich or a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It’s my option which to choose and neither choice is a mitzvah nor an aveira.
The Wolf
Not according to the chovos halevovos (tuna fish is probably healthier, unless yo had a couple that week, but jelly is all sugar so I’d still probably go with the tuna)
Be a Psychobabblist
garbage can
toi
Yeah i heard about that lady. i think thats how sarah had yitzchok.
Then Blazed gidurnit, he should have said that. maybe they were married with a wife or kid who had an appointment…
I don’t eat matzah on pesach because to me it doesn’t sound like a mitzvah
Anything that is good to do is a mitzvah (The other choice is an aveira)
its not zabout alot its about rov.
kshmo
blah blah blah blah blah
I think its an intersting idea. communicating electronically gives you the ability to think before you talk.
I know some people who dont feel uncomfortable pausing in the middle of a conversation. some times i wish i was like them. i say stupid things very often. do you believe that?
I have a serious point to make. since it was always the custom for womenfolk not to get such an insane education until Mrs. shnerer came along, apparently its not all that integral to their yiddishkeit. if the supeficial education wears off and the truth comes out, thats when you know who you really are meant to be
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