Bar Shattya

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  • in reply to: Self Esteem Books #851688
    Bar Shattya
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    Well you keep egging me on. Yitayning is an accomplice.

    in reply to: Self Esteem Books #851686
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    mommamia

    The sheeps stomach is also turning, but that is b/c I am roasting him on a spit

    in reply to: Dougies closing down?! #838285
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    bowow

    huh? first you say you feel bad for them and then you list 3 reasons why we shouldnt feel bad for them. Have you had too much eggnog?

    in reply to: Increase in OTD Children… are made to feel like second-class citizens, #839724
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    middlepath

    uh. thats just b/c the outoftown school isnt really so frum

    in reply to: In-grown toenails URGENT ADVISE PLEASE #838215
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    Hey look whos back? its mdlevine. I seem to remember you as the guy who convinced teenof13 to hate her father. See this thread where teenof13 is just saying how its hard to be a teen

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/tznius-a-womans-issue

    and then mdlevine says her father is bad and then she goes crazy here

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/parents-and-cell-phones

    in reply to: Increase in OTD Children… are made to feel like second-class citizens, #839720
    Bar Shattya
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    Yes it is very nice. in fact you might convince me to devalue the characteristic of frum. If you can be frum without doing what hashem wants, then what is the value of frum?

    in reply to: The YWN Coffee Room Welcome Wagon #1064333
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    dont listen to the spleenless one. He’s nothing but trouble. Oy l’spleenless, Oy l’schayno

    in reply to: Seminary Where the good girls go #1115050
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    you have to read carefully to see my “pintele” brain

    in reply to: Urgent! Calling Chicago People #1044949
    Bar Shattya
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    gefen shmefen gefen shmefen

    Bar Shattya
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    hey look at that- I dint find your name there at all. In fact now that i had reason to look at such a morbid thread it turns out that it was just a joke. I guess i shouldnt have judged it by its name.

    Anyhow, the point is why are we talking about death. Why do we need an actuary to evaluate our dates? Why cant we just marry the person who is best suited for us to help us fix our middos and quit it with all these external stupidities like death. marriage is not about death you know.

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    emunah

    I smell something funny. Im going to check for your name in that tragedy thread.

    in reply to: When Parents' interests are mutually exclusive to their children's #838390
    Bar Shattya
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    oh you silly goose you.

    How do you like my first point?

    in reply to: Seminary Where the good girls go #1115048
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    oneofmany

    You remind me of the time i spoke somewhere and someone commented “if you listen carefully he actually said something”

    Bar Shattya
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    firstly, what makes you think the spleenless one is dating? His point is the liars and there are plenty of them. Way more than there are people who listen to the wedding takanos. hee hee hee.

    in reply to: Opinions please… Chanukah decorations in a lobby #838306
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    shtuch or not shtuch, am i right with my statistics? (leaving my additude out of it)

    in reply to: Seminary Where the good girls go #1115047
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    The real bar shattya might have died making way for the heir. Anyway, really? you think most people nowadays have anything on their mind besides shidduchim?? maybe in your day.

    Bar Shattya
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    One would think an eishes chayil would be thrilled to sacrifice a few frills to have someone proper to bring up her children.

    in reply to: The REAL Solution to the Crisis #841554
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    Oh how shrewd, shrewd, shrewd. This is indeed genius. The Heir to the Shattya Dynasty would give you his ring for you to be viceroy over the people and effectuate this plan. Your years in jail have done you well.

    in reply to: Opinions please… Chanukah decorations in a lobby #838304
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    Incidentally I felt more at liberty to speak blutly b/c the OP asked for opinions.

    in reply to: Self Esteem Books #851678
    Bar Shattya
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    self esteem is bad and you are too

    Bar Shattya
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    I would tell them to start by appreciating that middos is not something to just want or not want its more like the purpose of life

    in reply to: Seminary Where the good girls go #1115044
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    @ one of many:

    I didnt say you are not willing. I said its not debatable. Someone who doesn’t know the difference doesn’t seem like the type I would attempt to have an intelligible conversation with.

    in reply to: Seminary Where the good girls go #1115043
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    shteig?! shteig?! HA HA HA HA HA. what are you talking about? are you drunk? you aught to see someone about that. seminaries are for girls. I dont know how they let you in. I’m certainly happy you weren’t thinking about boys chee chee chee. you nutcase.

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    re: yitayning

    Glad we could service you.

    in reply to: Opinions please… Chanukah decorations in a lobby #838302
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    a good jew said something fresh and hurtful and I dont know why people assume its sarcastic.

    in reply to: We are so much better than the them. #838441
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    The meat of a lamb is taken from the animal between one month and one year old, with a carcase (carcass in American English) weight of between 5.5 and 30 kilograms (12 and 65 lbs)

    Yammy

    in reply to: Opinions please… Chanukah decorations in a lobby #838299
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    I kind of marvel at myself. I had such a productive post but felt the need to stick in something hurtful, true as it is on some subconscious level.

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    re:pba

    Yah and imagine how black your lungs would be THEN

    in reply to: Phish #841705
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    Mod alert. Mod alert. goys in the coffee room. shkutzim in the coffee room. jothar save us. jooooooooothhaaaaaaaaaaaarrr. or tim tebow because today is tim tebows birthday b/c tim tebow is jesus.

    in reply to: Opinions please… Chanukah decorations in a lobby #838297
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    cry cry cry but dont say anything or do anything to your kids.

    I dont recall having ever heard of anyone going off the derech to go to the christianity, have you? A normal frum kid will be just fine but restricting your kids is a recipe for disaster. I know you dont care about them, but you care what your friends will say when your kids are otd. so leave them alone; they’ll be fine and you’ll be happy.

    in reply to: How Popa vanquished the Chicago people #838633
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    midwesterner

    If I listened to everyone who taynahed taanas “I know everything”…

    Bar Shattya
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    What a sick joke. I think it would be funny if you marry and then he/she “starts” smoking after you get married. hahahaha so funny.

    Mods its not fair whatrutalkingabt is making jokes as not funny as dead baby jokes. sickening.

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    davidz

    Stop crying and admit the pitiful state of the union. Just because you dont like it, doesnt make it not so. By lying about the current status of the crisis you morph into exactly that person whom you are trying to condemn. Your pants are indeed on fire. Oh another one with a chazkas kashrus has become a Shakran D’oraysa. Woe is us. Woe to the nation of Israel.

    Bar Shattya
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    it is a prerequisite in todays shidduch market to be a liar. there is a crisis going on, people. you must lie about anything and everything that will convince a boy to go out with you. lie about age. lie about weight. lie about dress size. lie about middos and all important things too. I fthe boy is a liar then he is going to fit right in. The perfect candidate.

    On a side note, coincidentally, earlier today I was sitting and pondering how cool it would be to smoke. My friends are right. It really is cool.

    in reply to: How Popa vanquished the Chicago people #838629
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    midwestrner why do you make stuff up.

    The Heir to the Shattya Dynasty calls your bluff.

    Where is this mentioned l’halacha?

    in reply to: Said Atah Chonen by Mistake #837756
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    You finish whatever Bracha you are in when you realize and go straight to Shabbos from there.

    You really think so? Let’s say you’re saying al hanissim in elokay and you remember that you said it already, I would presume you stop right away.

    in reply to: It's Bein Hazmanim. Where is Bar Shattya? #837750
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    The heir to the shattya dynasty has decided that he does not like taking the used wicks out of his cups because they make his fingers oily so he leaves them in. so if you think he’s in your yeshiva, look for a cup full of wicks and a little bit of oil.

    Bar Shattya
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    Who would not want to know if the person they are considering for marriage is a smoker or not? Some won’t rule them out. Some will, and that is their right.

    You don’t have the right to be so shallow at other people’s expense, and expect me to play along. If you say you will only marry a girl who wears size 8 shoes, do you have that right? Do I have to play along with your stupidities?

    Besides, this is not about rights. You have the right to not get married altogether. This is about what is the correct. And what is good good for klal yisroel. And what Hashem wants.

    Maybe if you would think about what Hashem wants, once in a while, just for kicks, you might realize this.

    It is not a matter of judging. Smoking is a tangible annoyance to many people and for that reason has been outlawed in public places. So what is so difficult to imagine someone does not want that in their living room for the rest of their lives? Or around their children?

    It sounds to me like you are judging. Lots of things are illegal. Shechita is illegal in many countries, and bris milah was almost illegal in California.

    This is what chanuka is all about. You get your morality from the yevanim, apparently. A hellenist incarnate.

    I hope you’ll excuse me if I take my cues from the maccabis.

    I dont want to hear the ‘relaxing’ argument either, as only those who think smoking is ok would accept such a lame justification.

    The fact is, that most people who have tried smoking, and understand how relaxing it is, do agree with this justification. Maybe you should walk in their shoes, before you start ripping their shoes to pieces.

    The bottom line is, that you haven’t even addressed my main point. The important thing in a shidduch is who the person is inside- not that your living room will smell a bit, and you will need to buy air fresheners.

    There are many things which can bother someone a little bit about a spouse, but I would that yisroel kedoshim would see past a few extra pounds, or a little bit of smoke, or being a couple months older, and see the person inside.

    So what is so difficult to imagine someone does not want that in their living room for the rest of their lives?

    Your living room will not raise your children. Your husband will. Your living room will not learn with your children, and take them to shul. Your husband will.

    Maybe you should be willing to trade your stupid clean living room for a good yiddishe lichtige freileche mishpacha.

    in reply to: In-grown toenails URGENT ADVISE PLEASE #838190
    Bar Shattya
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    This is called “bathroom surgery.” You take all the sharp non-kitchen items that you have, and sit down in the bathroom, and fix or so help you.

    Podiatrists are for babies and girls.

    Bar Shattya
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    To rule out someone who smokes, would be shallow. To assist in this crime, would be accomplice. Therefore, you should definitely lie to conceal it, as much as you can- as long as you won’t get caught.

    If they say they saw him smoking, you say it was just a chosson cigarette. After all, if fat girls can eat food at a wedding, why can’t guys smoke at a wedding. And if fat girls can lie about their ages, then why can’t we allow smoking- which is not even part of who they are.

    It is very sad that girls today judge others only by the outside, and not by what is within. Within their heart (not lungs).

    This is what they should teach in seminary, instead of all that navi that my illustrated brother popa_bar_abba knows better than them anyway.

    in reply to: Aydim v. Random Baal Habos #837731
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    huh? bored? just for you I just checked my inbox to see the last time i was online. the last openned email i found was on Dec. 8. I went online b/c this is an important story. I mean, I almost lost a kneecap.

    in reply to: Popa is Brave #858398
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    I did similar to popa. the guy next to me had a siddur but what could i do? thats where he was.

    Anyhow, today during supper i told someone the “forgetting al hanissim harachaman” so he wouldnt have to look it up in a bencher, then just for kicks also said the “forgetting rtzei bracha” so you might think i’m just so good at forgetting things so I added the birchas zimun for shave brachos (something I’ve never said for real.

    in reply to: Aydim v. Random Baal Habos #837729
    Bar Shattya
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    thanks Goq

    in reply to: Aydim v. Random Baal Habos #837728
    Bar Shattya
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    I had to go in search of internet to report my shrewdness.

    in reply to: The last rebellious thing you did as a teenager. #984554
    Bar Shattya
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    I got married

    in reply to: Drinking #833089
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    got home safely. still alive. dont know about those other dudes in the car. i didnt even remember them getting in. does someone want to kick them out of my basement? They’re “occupying” Bar Shattyas house.

    in reply to: chofetz chaim bkln- white shirt policy #862606
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    Girls have uniforms because they dont have brains enough to dress tzniusly unless you tell them exactly what to wear. I guess that issue just doesnt apply by boys.

    in reply to: Everybody Except Popa is Retarded #1198824
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    I know a guy who worked in camp chaveirim for many years and always calls them retarded when not to their face. He’s my hero

    in reply to: Everybody Except Popa is Retarded #1198817
    Bar Shattya
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    And you are retarded for not doing it. And for not thinking of it earlier. And for buying tea.

    in reply to: What's the Idea with College? #835471
    Bar Shattya
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    This is a very different question for men and for women. It seems you are asking about women, but I’ll respond about men.

    Perhaps the answer is that there just isn’t enough time or money, kind of like why some guys have never been to yeshiva in Israel. Its a great idea, but nobody has time to do every great idea. Its a matter of priority.

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