Bar Shattya

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    they should respect the kids

    in reply to: tuition and home buying #869136
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    dachtzuch mir there is enforcement in that they put up a list of contributors and if youre not on it then your friends may notice

    in reply to: I'm New! #871068
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    And stay away during Bein Hazmanim, it’s more fun than Dolts should be allowed to have

    in reply to: Quality of language in YWN comments and postings #866955
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    nfgo3

    I think you need to take a deep breath, but I’m not sure. Its just what i think.

    in reply to: Saying Mored Hatol and Vsein Brocho 100 Times #867202
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    I don’t think you have to say Al Pinei

    in reply to: Quality of language in YWN comments and postings #866938
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    Somehow I’m not feelin guilty but I’m willing to listen if you would like to present an idea in a way that would make me feel that it is what hashem wants for me to abide by that idea.

    in reply to: How To Take Control of Your Marriage #869466
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    I’m a little confused as to what kind of troll post this is, can someone help me??

    in reply to: Does anyone make HaTov viHaMaitiv during Sefer meal? #866860
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    My understanding is that since most wine which you drink was in your house already, it’s hard to get that scenario. Besides, most people are done with blazing Magid by the time the meal rolls around (I assume he was talking not about the meal) Besides, I have no idea what in blazing it has to do with the Seder at all. But I was thinking that maybe during the PURIM seuda if someone brought you wine you could make the Bracha

    in reply to: Ro'eh le'achilas kelev!! #866505
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    raooy

    in reply to: Why is People from the cr acting mean #867499
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    popa

    Nope. the Heir to the Shattya Dynasty posits that this is not possible. He also says it is not possible to not hate anyone either. However, the response to someone who claims it is bad to hate people is not to say that they themselves dont follow they’re own rule, but rather to point out the weakness in their outlook.

    in reply to: Why is People from the cr acting mean #867493
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    It is very important to hate people as the wise man (The Heir to the Shattya Dynasty) many times said- “If you don’t hate anyone, you don’t stand for anything.”

    in reply to: Why is People from the cr acting mean #867492
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    Because He’s dumb and we hate him!!!!!!!

    in reply to: Breslov Booklet Handouts #864567
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    It works. Hashem doesn’t want a bracha l’vatala (not that it would be), so He fulfils the bracha. We have the same principle of Hashem fulfilling a bracha to avoid a l’vatala elsewhere in Yiddishkeit.

    Hashem is always willing to go against what he knows is correct to save the world from a “Bracha l’vatala [Gasp!]”

    in reply to: "Why is Passover so restrictive?" #863427
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    rabbaim

    you sound like a catholic pastor

    in reply to: "Why is Passover so restrictive?" #863421
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    it depends how you define freedom. how did you explain to them that on the holiday of freedom we celebrate that we left egypt where we weren’t even doing slave labor anyway for the last few months to go accept this burden of 613 restrictions including the nice rule that the rabbis get to make restrictions. sounds pretty restrictive. if you can explain that then you should have no trouble with a few passover restrictions.

    in reply to: Breslov Booklet Handouts #864543
    Bar Shattya
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    The stuff looks like missionary material I still think so

    in reply to: Yeshiva Boys being sent home to collect Bain Hazmanim #864454
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    Ive never heard anyone suggest that 17 year old children need go collecting for chinuch.

    I have heard multiple times that it’s important to go collecting, I believe it has to do with the fact that the kids in general don’t pay tuition and owe some hakaras hatov

    17 and 18 yr olds are not colecting 5k each. They are going in groups of and 5 and if all 5 works, at 2500 per month….thats 12,5000$ – pretty good I would think.

    One of popa’s brothers went in a group of two (at 19) and made about 3k from thurs to sun. And I don’t mean 3 and a half weeks… a half of a week, and seriously, you can neither collect nor work most of the month

    in reply to: shidduchim and weight….. #906770
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    right i forgot the donkey part

    in reply to: Summer Plans for Bochrim #863274
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    Because their better discretion tells them not to go there

    in reply to: Does anyone here workout, go the gym…? Laundry related question #863222
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    Undershirt goes in laundry bag. soaking wet. it will dry probably. Everything else goes in the corner to be worn again tommorow. soaking wet of coarse. dont worry after a mile or two you cant tell the diff between the old sweat and the new sweat anyway.

    Just as a tip, its important to run INTO the wind

    in reply to: Can we bring Moshiach? #864985
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    Haleivi

    you quoted alot of hebrew stuff, but my point is thus-

    I think that people dont like life so much and they want it all to end. Noe i’m not quite talking about someone suicidal, rather just regular people who have hard nisyonos and dont like them. its no big deal, but i still dont think its healthy

    in reply to: shidduchim and weight….. #906767
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    I hate Kofrim. Really. Also I hate ameratzim so much that i want to bite them.

    Also I have a friend who is fat and some friends of mine were standing up for all the fat girls by explaining to him that it is his responsibility to date the fat girls because who else would. He said he didnt plan on it but I figure people would want to know that at least my friends are nice.

    in reply to: Portly Guys #862550
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    Somehow the name Barn makes me think that anyone who shops there will have to pay some guy 10000 dollars to go out with them. or get NASI to pay for them. Or guilt some poor guy with low self-esteem into getting into a marriage he will hate forever.

    in reply to: Why I'm never giving blood again. By popa. #1157842
    Bar Shattya
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    There certainly are many dangers to giving blood. Especially if you then go drink alcohol like I did yesterday.

    in reply to: shidduchim and weight….. #906740
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    true enough, but that was on the last page.

    besides i would rather blast oomis because i’ve seen too much of her insanities. I dont reeally have a handle on this squeak chachter, but i guess he/she falls in the same boat as oomis, which aint no compulment

    in reply to: shidduchim and weight….. #906736
    Bar Shattya
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    Ummmm, dolt? She said true enough. That was HER words, not yours or anyone elses so dont try to take the blame. very noble of you, though.

    in reply to: Can we bring Moshiach? #864982
    Bar Shattya
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    Can we bring moshiach?!?!?!

    Why would we want to? You dont like fighting your yetzer hara? I think some people need a change of additude about life.

    in reply to: shidduchim and weight….. #906734
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    Y’know oomis you ought to try getting educated one day. It just aint as simple as you would like. Unneccesary conversation with women is just about as assur as a chicken sandwich with cheese. Try perusing even haezer siman 21 for some entertainment. you might get a kick out of g-ds laws. (i dont actually think you will follow them, but you might find them funny.)

    in reply to: Why I'm never giving blood again. By popa. #1157806
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    I havent really read anyones posts besides popa’s, but popa is making a sound argument that you guys ARE bloodsucking jews and I dont know why he should take that back. (unless maybe he loses some advertisers because of it.)

    in reply to: Dor Yeshorim in Girls High School #1157977
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    The wisdom of popa has permeated yet another mystery. It is clesr to me that childbirth is like doing dor yesharim. I too donated a pint of blood and then after being told not to excersise I went to my brothers home to move around his furniture.

    in reply to: Posted on Shabbos? #976446
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    I set my yeshiva world on a timer

    in reply to: Kiddish Rabba After Shabbos Davening #859052
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    You people are such reshaim. It is a mitzva to eat the meal–so you eat it. It doesn’t matter if you are still “hungry”, you little babies.

    For example, I eat the meal on purim even though I know I am going to throw it up in a few minutes anyway.

    As my rebbi muvhak Jothar says, the whole year we sing ?? ?? ???? but on purim we sing ?? ???? ??, to me ???? that ?? ???? ?? ???.

    in reply to: help me #860444
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    I am the girl. I think if you take me to the harbor for the 15th time, I will be scared off.

    in reply to: What Does It Take To Make You Drunk? #861386
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    I usually don’t get more drunk on purim than usual.

    in reply to: drunk na a blazingf skingk #1225680
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    so i was sitting drinking beer before the seuda and i was explining why i was drinking beer even though i was going to drink wine at the seuda. You see i was mixing this year and this is why-

    The rama has an idea which he says is nachon. He says you should drink and then pass out ???? ????. You see when analyzing the words he uses the word “???” meaning inside. now my diyuk is that the wine you must pass out inside of is not any ordinary wine but rather HAyayin- THE wine. How do you designate ordinary wine to be THE wine? Well, by drinking it of course. And if you will say that if you drink it then it is inside you, not you inside it, there is to say that apparently you must regurgitate it so that you can pass out inside THE wine.

    in reply to: Memoir called "Unorthodox" and its effect on us #868515
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    That is a very shrewd and discerning post by shraga18

    in reply to: This is not a seminary question #850693
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    i can help

    seminary is bad

    it makes you dumb

    madrasas are bad

    they make you muslom

    in reply to: our dor and the dor hamabul #1207613
    Bar Shattya
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    i hate this dor. i hate this dor. this is the worst dor i ever lived in. pttht. i spit on this dor. gross. worstest most disgusting dor ever. pththt.

    in reply to: Why have I never seen an overweight horse? #849228
    Bar Shattya
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    I dont think my wife wants me to say yes.

    in reply to: Why have I never seen an overweight horse? #849226
    Bar Shattya
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    do you want my email??

    in reply to: Intimidated by men who know so much #845081
    Bar Shattya
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    Men just know how to google better

    in reply to: Why have I never seen an overweight horse? #849224
    Bar Shattya
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    As it happens there are those who call me a fat horse. go figure.

    in reply to: Can you explain to me how YOU read a thread, in general, please? #843755
    Bar Shattya
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    I briefly glance at the OP then I scroll down to find the things that popa posts. Anything important will be quoted by popa. If popa doesnt respomd on the first page of posts then it must be a dumb thread and I go back to the main CR page

    in reply to: Starbucks Blonde Roast #843757
    Bar Shattya
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    Yes and i had it today and this is bad

    It tastes like reusing a k cup for the third time

    in reply to: When Parents' interests are mutually exclusive to their children's #838399
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    yah I suppose i dont trust parents. I dont trust rabbeim either, but I still dont trust parents

    in reply to: When Parents' interests are mutually exclusive to their children's #838394
    Bar Shattya
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    chill, man. How do the kids feel about it? Oh fine? thats what I thought. Its you who want your kid to come home everyday. dont blame your chisronos on your kid. what did he do to deserve that??

    Bar Shattya
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    health

    do you want to elaborate on that?

    in reply to: When Parents' interests are mutually exclusive to their children's #838392
    Bar Shattya
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    i assume you like my first point?

    in reply to: Self Esteem Books #851690
    Bar Shattya
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    nope its all your fault you can cry but you cant hide

    Bar Shattya
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    at least every day. probably the other days too.

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