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☕️coffee addictParticipant
Ubiq,
It wasn’t just N.Y. (even though I understand Myers might think N.Y. Is comparable to the other 49 states)
Whatever state was completely blue voted for Reagan (except 1)
☕️coffee addictParticipantNot sure if my post went though so I’m posting it again
I bet people said that when Reagan won 49 states
February 25, 2020 2:11 pm at 2:11 pm in reply to: L’kovid Rosh Chodesh Adar – V’nahapoch Hu #1835441☕️coffee addictParticipantNo problem 29
That’s my kids’ job
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February 25, 2020 10:37 am at 10:37 am in reply to: L’kovid Rosh Chodesh Adar – V’nahapoch Hu #1835330☕️coffee addictParticipant👍👍👏👏👌👌
Ok so I wont say Mah Nishtana
☕️coffee addictParticipantTodros,
No, gadolhadorah is a liberal
☕️coffee addictParticipant“I’m middle class and both this year and last I am paying more in Federal tax because of the Trump rich peoples tax cut. The $10k cap on deduction of taxes really hurts.“
You’re middle class but you itemize your deductions?
Additionally a tax that only caps at 10k helps the rich?
☕️coffee addictParticipantUbiq,
If all Americans were like you no one would vote
States go from dark red (or blue) to purple on people that vote anyways
☕️coffee addictParticipant🙄
A vote against Bernie if he’s going against trump is a vote for trump
Understandingly that CT will probably vote democrat anyway but this rule applies in battleground states
☕️coffee addictParticipant☕️coffee addictParticipantJoe
You forgot Reb eliezer and jackk
☕️coffee addictParticipantReb eliezer,
THEY STAYED UP FOR THREE DAYS STRAIGHT!
HOW COULD THEY DO THAT WITHOUT COFFEE
I can’t even stay up one day straight without coffee
☕️coffee addictParticipantAkiva1,
We all know him, he posts in the coffee room
Coincidentally his name is joseph
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☕️coffee addictParticipantChesed trumps ruchniyus
We see that אברהם ran to do חסד even though ד׳ was visiting אברהם
☕️coffee addictParticipantCatch yourself,
He makes a מודה אני in his cup of coffee? 🤔
I think I found my פוסק & רב מובהק!
I wonder if his Yeshiva is called הר סיני
Reason being is because ד׳ was כפה עליהם הר כגיגית
And we say אל תקרי כפה אלא קפה
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☕️coffee addictParticipantYou know,
I never thought of that!
☕️coffee addictParticipantWhat if you’re too tired in the morning to have כוונה for it?
☕️coffee addictParticipantChaver,
Believe me
No one is changing their mind regarding trump
☕️coffee addictParticipantThank you!
Now I need to convince a bunch of other “rabbonim” and I can get this started
🤔🤔🤔🤔
☕️coffee addictParticipant“Again these arent specific events from years ago that is who he is. People don’t change at age 70 “
So you would say the same about Biden’s or Bloomberg’s too?
☕️coffee addictParticipant“why would it be a problem? Buy it now, and sell it over Pesach. Even if you’re one of those people who (for some reason I do not understand) won’t eat chometz that was sold over Pesach, “
Milhouse,
There are people that don’t sell חמץ גמור before פסח
☕️coffee addictParticipant“Wow ubiq hope you didn’t hurt yourself stretching there.
The Torah allows coffee too.“ברוך השם!!!
I can’t imagine what life would be like without it 🙃
☕️coffee addictParticipantUbiq,
I don’t think it’s מותר for the doctor, it’s only for the mother
We apply the concept סומק טפי (sorry if I misspelled something)
☕️coffee addictParticipantReb eliezer,
I see you forgot the OP
“Maybe מעביר שינה or מחיה המתים or הנותן לשכבי בינה
Something like that
Or maybe even עץ חיים היא!”
☕️coffee addictParticipantExactly,
So coffee is the same דין but it should get a special ברכה
☕️coffee addictParticipantReb eliezer,
You drink too little too realize sarcasm 😜
“coffee addict, are you going to take a drink from a pitcher until you become drunk or are you going to drink glass by glass?“
it will be cup by cup but my כוונה מעיקרה is to get drunk
☕️coffee addictParticipantReb eliezer don’t be silly
A flat tire is bad so we make a דין אמת
And I don’t eat dollars maybe you do
☕️coffee addictParticipantAddf,
There’s no filter in the soda machine?
☕️coffee addictParticipantDevny,
Is that the name of your future chosson?
☕️coffee addictParticipantReb eliezer,
I plan on getting drunk so I know ahead of time and I still make a הגפן
Now if it was possible to be מקיים the מצוה of לבסומי on coffee 🤔
☕️coffee addictParticipantI’m sorry Reb eliezer,
(Especially if the CR or me specifically is giving it to you)
Decaf still has caffeine so it still applies and as you see according to you a little caffeine is good for you just like a little wine is good for you
On Purim jews get drunk so we see you still make a הגפן when you plan on getting drunk
☕️coffee addictParticipantReb eliezer,
Wine also raises your blood pressure
☕️coffee addictParticipantI’m going to take this a step further
Water which only sustains a person gets a שהכל coffee which wakes up a person (besides for sustaining him) should get a special ברכה
Sort of like wine which makes a person happy besides filling him up
February 18, 2020 7:44 pm at 7:44 pm in reply to: He who lives in glass houses shouldn’t throw roger stone #1832950☕️coffee addictParticipantAnd therefore?
February 18, 2020 4:32 pm at 4:32 pm in reply to: How girls are causing the shidduch crisis! #1832936☕️coffee addictParticipant🤔
8th thread all with the same theme….
I’m starting to understand why girls don’t want to date you
February 17, 2020 8:01 pm at 8:01 pm in reply to: How girls are causing the shidduch crisis! #1832577☕️coffee addictParticipantYochy
I hope you’re joking
February 17, 2020 1:21 pm at 1:21 pm in reply to: How girls are causing the shidduch crisis! #1832462☕️coffee addictParticipantWorkingbachur,
I understand your pain
I’m just giving two examples of what the other side might see
Would your family hold up to the kashrus status of the girl (chalav yisrael for one thing)?
Does your family have a tv?
I’m not trying to say you’re wrong, I’m just trying to see the other side of things
☕️coffee addictParticipant“My coworker needs to make a shehechiyanu on her coffee…if she ever drinks some. She’s 56 and has never tasted it!“
I’m sorry
When she gets up to shamayim they’re going to ask her “why didn’t you taste my coffee”
☕️coffee addictParticipantI think Bernie
Because the mainstream realizes he’s crazy
☕️coffee addictParticipantMaybe yours only has 150 mine has 185 (35 were found in Columbia
☕️coffee addictParticipant“ I pay tolls in all the surrounding states and think they are appropriate for CT as well,“
Rhode Island doesn’t have tolls
☕️coffee addictParticipantReb eliezer,
פשוט!
תהילים פרק קפה פסוק מח
☕️coffee addictParticipantWe have a מפורש פסוק
״קפה יערר לבב אנוש״
So it should get a special ברכה☕️coffee addictParticipantKlugeryid,
Wait…. Clinton didn’t lie under oath when he said “I didn’t not have relations with that woman”
☕️coffee addictParticipantAkuperma
Because it’s COFFEE!
☕️☕️☕️🥰😋🥰😋🤪🤪🤪
February 14, 2020 5:08 pm at 5:08 pm in reply to: The top two dems are either a sodomite, or a communist #1831812☕️coffee addictParticipant“But you believe they are both terrible ? (If you believe his infidelity was only once and doesn’t continue , I have a bridge to sell you. )“
גוים are warmed against משכב זכר as opposed to sleeping with someone that’s not your wife which there is no עבירה the only עבירה is sleeping with someone else’s wife which is totally different (one’s married or isn’t)
☕️coffee addictParticipant“Grapes are one of the Seven Species named in the Torah. Coffee beans are not.”
The Gemara says because it went up a level
If it was according to your reason date juice should have a special ברכה
☕️coffee addictParticipantLowermytuition,
Thanks for asking!
Why is it different than wine which gets its own bracha?
The עץ הדעת according to one opinion was wine (grapes)
The עץ החיים has to be coffee
קפה חם (hot coffee) has the same gematria as עץ החיים
February 13, 2020 6:01 pm at 6:01 pm in reply to: He who lives in glass houses shouldn’t throw roger stone #1831581☕️coffee addictParticipantJackk,
I think I trust fox before you any day
February 13, 2020 6:00 pm at 6:00 pm in reply to: The top two dems are either a sodomite, or a communist #1831585☕️coffee addictParticipantThey’re hope Bernie dies
They’re going to shame people into voting for a homosexual
☕️coffee addictParticipantWatch the impeachment merry go round come back with the roger stone case
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