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I told this to my brother in law when his sister (my sister in law) had a baby
It’s just an Adar (another) baby
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charlie,
when is it considered a finished product, before or after the lid is put on it
I’m sorry Gummy Bear that everyone is hijacking your post, which was supposed to be a humor post instead of a halachic one
don’t be cantankerous, Gummy bear!
this question should’ve been in the other oPUN thread
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gummy maybe he can be a football player!
then he can get his halfback
yes yossi,
I hope people like corn,
speaking of which wheres the best place to get corn?
the corner drugstore!
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Yaaaaaaaay!
My dream finally came true, a pun thread!
people the yeshiva world over will say it was a stitch in time
now it’s an oPUN and shut case!
cb1,
you saved the best for last!
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🙁 yossi,
well remeber every date is a learning experience!
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I saw this vort in the Shaarei Aaron,
The gematria of zachar is bracha (227)
the genatria of HaBas is arur (407)
the sofei tievos of zachr (zayin chaf reish) is nefesh
My sis in law just had a baby boy!
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Do they work for hatzalah?
oops and i FORGOT TO SIGN
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lol
no mbachur=yossi z please!
read his post signed and you’ll get it
well, that depends on how well you can hold alcohol 😉
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Shhhhhh Chayav!
and anyway, that’s only when you pretend to be a guy, then you can pretend to be drunk
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Shticky,
Women Have the same mitzvos asd men in regard to Purim (Af Hein Hayu B’Oso Haneis) they just shouldn’t get drunk b/c its not tzniusdik
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I’m not sure who, but i remember why!
A watch is considered a tacshit that a person wouldn’t take off to show to a friend (Look in the 5th or 6th perek of Shabbos) so therefore can carry it in a reshus harabbim
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I don’t think Wolf would change his style just to fool us!
if he would he wouldn’t use a name like canine!
Chayav you’re being silly!
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Oy Chayav,
what about dying Al Kiddush Hashem?
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i meant or toddlers
Lol
It’s not purim YET!
you still have to know the difference between Wolfish and Canine
BTW wolfish always signs his name
I dont know about the other gedolim’s comments but I find it hard to believe this one is true!
R Chaim is known to be very brief with his words, and his answers are usually 1-5 words
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mw,
I basically said the same thing above, I think it’s right!
sorry no bashing here
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is it a car seat for babies for toddlers
Oh and btw,
the Patriots are a football team 🙂
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well maybe Mod-42 knows the Braves
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I assume you’re a girl
therefore i’ll give you an answer you would like.
girls are too holy to even be influenced by college
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Lol!
seriously I think it’s because a woman is supposed to be an Eizer and that’s their tachlis, whereas a man marries a woman because this is his match at this point of time therefore she shouldn’t change
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No i don’t,
It was probably specifically made so people can feel chashuv that they’re hearing shiur from the magid shiur (imagine hearing shiur from R Shach, if he was still alive) but, I truly hear what you mean (I go to the shiur, the question you should’ve asked is do I stay up for it)
Yes
Observateen,
people live on the west coast of the United States too where it would be 10:10 pm, (personally I live on the east coast) or in EY where it would be 8:10 am
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mbachur – the day of Moshiach’s arrival, the identity of Moshiach
(don’t remember last one, but thanks for bringin up my point. That was what my rav told me when I asked)
Ummm do you have another screenname i don’t see your name in any posts
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Ner Yisroel has some of that type of bachurim
I suggest you speak with Rebitzen Berkowitz (sorry I don’t have her number)
Every Yeshiva has one day a week that the learning comes to a halt, most people empty out, and a few remain to listen but don’t really incorporate it into their learning
why do people empty out when they shouldn’t,
if they are bums then they wouldn’t be learning anyway (probably just shmoozing which they cant do during shiur klali)
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why would it?
if the person giving away the freebie changes his mind to sell it he could, he chose not to
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good point one_goal
or as people say in soccer good goal! 🙂
I used to do coke rewards points then i got bored of them so stopped now im spending them
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DAAS!
seriously, there is a midrash that says there are 5 things that wasn’t given for man to know; the day he’s going to die, and the gender of a child (I don’t remember the rest)
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I don’t see why not,
If you got something for free, then you don’t want it, it’s yours to do whatever you want, including selling it
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wellmeaning,
LOL that is funny
but anyway ha ha ha was asking how to spellcheck a post so it’s mashma it started as a post so he/she has to copy and paste the post to micRosoft then copy and paste it back
Eesh Yehudi Hayah B’Shushan HaBirah
I personally did, that is for JIC (just in case) the birth is Thursday or Friday and it’s a boy, the shalom zachor will be ready
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my take is that kasha is in Learning (not for halacha), shaila is in Halacha
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yes.
The post hasn’t fully been put up (yours or the OP) and therefore they can’t process yours
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is there a way to spell check your posts before you post them???
copy and paste it in miceosoft word then check it then copy and paste it back
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