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I would like to thank my wife for putting up with me (I can’t think of anyone else that would do it 24/7 without going insane)
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smartcookie,
I never thought you were a doe nut
and good luck with that!
my sis and bro in law wanted to do that too, then they got married and realized it’s not shayich
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good one Goq!
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it’s called medicaid 🙂
For those who consider CY a chumra, but do keep it, I think it’s a good question, whether one should use soy based formula instead of milk based formula, to avoid CS.
what’s the question?
If someone keeps CY as a chumra, I think it might still be consistent to not be makpid on formula if there was difficulty involved. But if CY formula is available at a cost differential similar to that of other dairy products, it would seem to me that there would not be grounds to be meikil purely based on the fact that the child is below the age of chinuch.
sorry, been really busy today.
Idk abt NY but WIC out of state only provides for the goyishe brands
(admittedly, when good start, soy formula was available we got it)
no daas, i’m not saying that, i’m stating that if it’s fine for a kid to eat basar b’chalav i don’t think chalav stam will harm him
(I think i’m slowly seeing where this is going, I take CY as a chumra (which i follow), I eat dairy equipment, anbd would give someone else something that has an OU-D on it)
i don’t know if it works halachicly though,
i just heaard this past week that a kid below chinuch technically can eat basar b’chalav just you can’t feed him it
FYI,
similac has a soy formula that’s pareve
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Zeeskite,
Until it’s a Flat bush (can even add “in Boro PARK”)
what happens when Pesach falls on Purim?
You rush him to the hospital!
whenever im sick i say “I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired”
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AMEN!
I heard the joke with cabbies
every time I’m tired i always say i’m a bicycle (two tired)
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next to Carmen Sandiago?
ok,
this is an old one of mine and has no shaychus to Purim, sorry (hey and maybe it’s true)
there’s a Gemara that mentions what the Eitz HaDaas was, what it doesn’t mention is Onkelos’ pshat.
If you look at when Chava took the fruit from the Eitz HaDaas (Bereishis 3:6) the Passuk says VaTikach MiPiryo (and she took from it’s fruit) Onkelos translates it as U’Nesivas MeiEBAY
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laziness
I’m sorry BallHaBooze for being serious, but Haman made a lot of lotteries (no pun intended but fine with it) he first did days then months (Listen to the Purim Story)
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either b/c they don’t want to work to change who they married, or they truly don’t want to get married and are just making excuses
that’s my take
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Kudos to the Goq
it’s under my new subtitle
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wow thanks for the Honorable Mention!
the moderators we’re giving them away like hotcakes 1-2 months ago, sorry you missed out
maybe they’ll do it again
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lol Gummy
Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, and the quaker oatmeal guy are all in hiding.
A CEREAL KILLER is on the loose
A great way to wake up is get an annoying alarm clock (like the Modeh Ani alarm clock) and if you don’t wake up from it you’ll wake up from your roomates
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for kids or adults?
whenever someone asks you “whats up?” tell them “the ceiling” or “lights” or call them an apikores (the mishna in Chagigah says these four things shouldn’t be asked one of them being what’s above the world (or in other words “what’s up”)
Whenever someone asks you “what’s going on?” tell them “lights” or “cars”
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yacr85,
none fit my kid’s size but anyway I wanted a family theme
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Awwww
we were thinking of doing UPS delivery people, but when I asked someone that works there where i can get costumes he said I can’t and then “an investigator for UPS told me I can’t do it b/c will look suspicious
any quick ideas besides the ones which were mentioned above would be appreciated
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yummy cupcake,
there are certain sects of chassidim that get married young btw
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thank you Gummy,
two robber broke into two factories: morton salt company and duracell,
they were charged with A Salt and Battery
My favorites are
Shwekey (listning to shwekey Ain Od now BTW)
Karduner
MBD
Abie Rottenberg
I told this to my brother in law when his sister (my sister in law) had a baby
It’s just an Adar (another) baby
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charlie,
when is it considered a finished product, before or after the lid is put on it
I’m sorry Gummy Bear that everyone is hijacking your post, which was supposed to be a humor post instead of a halachic one
don’t be cantankerous, Gummy bear!
this question should’ve been in the other oPUN thread
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gummy maybe he can be a football player!
then he can get his halfback
yes yossi,
I hope people like corn,
speaking of which wheres the best place to get corn?
the corner drugstore!
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Yaaaaaaaay!
My dream finally came true, a pun thread!
people the yeshiva world over will say it was a stitch in time
now it’s an oPUN and shut case!
cb1,
you saved the best for last!
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🙁 yossi,
well remeber every date is a learning experience!
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I saw this vort in the Shaarei Aaron,
The gematria of zachar is bracha (227)
the genatria of HaBas is arur (407)
the sofei tievos of zachr (zayin chaf reish) is nefesh
My sis in law just had a baby boy!
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Do they work for hatzalah?
oops and i FORGOT TO SIGN
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