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  • in reply to: Baby formula #748650
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    If someone keeps CY as a chumra, I think it might still be consistent to not be makpid on formula if there was difficulty involved. But if CY formula is available at a cost differential similar to that of other dairy products, it would seem to me that there would not be grounds to be meikil purely based on the fact that the child is below the age of chinuch.

    sorry, been really busy today.

    Idk abt NY but WIC out of state only provides for the goyishe brands

    (admittedly, when good start, soy formula was available we got it)

    in reply to: Baby formula #748629
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    no daas, i’m not saying that, i’m stating that if it’s fine for a kid to eat basar b’chalav i don’t think chalav stam will harm him

    (I think i’m slowly seeing where this is going, I take CY as a chumra (which i follow), I eat dairy equipment, anbd would give someone else something that has an OU-D on it)

    in reply to: Baby formula #748625
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    i don’t know if it works halachicly though,

    i just heaard this past week that a kid below chinuch technically can eat basar b’chalav just you can’t feed him it

    in reply to: Baby formula #748622
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    FYI,

    similac has a soy formula that’s pareve

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: where do u live #749180
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    Zeeskite,

    Until it’s a Flat bush (can even add “in Boro PARK”)

    in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098908
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    what happens when Pesach falls on Purim?

    You rush him to the hospital!

    in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098902
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    whenever im sick i say “I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired”

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Sefer Tehillim Worldwide Daily #1229451
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    AMEN!

    in reply to: Jokes #1201601
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    I heard the joke with cabbies

    in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098898
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    every time I’m tired i always say i’m a bicycle (two tired)

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: where in the world? #746128
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    next to Carmen Sandiago?

    in reply to: PURIM TORAH!!!! #1062384
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    ok,

    this is an old one of mine and has no shaychus to Purim, sorry (hey and maybe it’s true)

    there’s a Gemara that mentions what the Eitz HaDaas was, what it doesn’t mention is Onkelos’ pshat.

    If you look at when Chava took the fruit from the Eitz HaDaas (Bereishis 3:6) the Passuk says VaTikach MiPiryo (and she took from it’s fruit) Onkelos translates it as U’Nesivas MeiEBAY

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Small i #747178
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    laziness

    in reply to: PURIM TORAH!!!! #1062381
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    I’m sorry BallHaBooze for being serious, but Haman made a lot of lotteries (no pun intended but fine with it) he first did days then months (Listen to the Purim Story)

    :p> mbachur <d:

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    either b/c they don’t want to work to change who they married, or they truly don’t want to get married and are just making excuses

    that’s my take

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: 'Member' #745919
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    Kudos to the Goq

    it’s under my new subtitle

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: 'Member' #745918
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    wow thanks for the Honorable Mention!

    the moderators we’re giving them away like hotcakes 1-2 months ago, sorry you missed out

    maybe they’ll do it again

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098874
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    lol Gummy

    in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098871
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    Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, and the quaker oatmeal guy are all in hiding.

    A CEREAL KILLER is on the loose

    in reply to: Getting Up In The Morning #745907
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    A great way to wake up is get an annoying alarm clock (like the Modeh Ani alarm clock) and if you don’t wake up from it you’ll wake up from your roomates

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: family purim ideas #746259
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    for kids or adults?

    in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098866
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    whenever someone asks you “whats up?” tell them “the ceiling” or “lights” or call them an apikores (the mishna in Chagigah says these four things shouldn’t be asked one of them being what’s above the world (or in other words “what’s up”)

    Whenever someone asks you “what’s going on?” tell them “lights” or “cars”

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    in reply to: family purim ideas #746256
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    yacr85,

    none fit my kid’s size but anyway I wanted a family theme

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: family purim ideas #746253
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    Awwww

    we were thinking of doing UPS delivery people, but when I asked someone that works there where i can get costumes he said I can’t and then “an investigator for UPS told me I can’t do it b/c will look suspicious

    any quick ideas besides the ones which were mentioned above would be appreciated

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Mazel Tov! #1223408
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    yummy cupcake,

    there are certain sects of chassidim that get married young btw

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098852
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    thank you Gummy,

    two robber broke into two factories: morton salt company and duracell,

    they were charged with A Salt and Battery

    in reply to: Best Jewish Singer #1219030
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    My favorites are

    Shwekey (listning to shwekey Ain Od now BTW)

    Karduner

    MBD

    Abie Rottenberg

    in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098844
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    I told this to my brother in law when his sister (my sister in law) had a baby

    It’s just an Adar (another) baby

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Opening Cans On Shabbos #745167
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    charlie,

    when is it considered a finished product, before or after the lid is put on it

    I’m sorry Gummy Bear that everyone is hijacking your post, which was supposed to be a humor post instead of a halachic one

    in reply to: Opening Cans On Shabbos #745162
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    don’t be cantankerous, Gummy bear!

    this question should’ve been in the other oPUN thread

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098835
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    gummy maybe he can be a football player!

    then he can get his halfback

    in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098833
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    yes yossi,

    I hope people like corn,

    speaking of which wheres the best place to get corn?

    the corner drugstore!

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: kids afraid of appliances #744952
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    thank you syag,

    we personally know of an OT so well ask her,

    oomis,

    whenever we take the noisemaker out he starts getting afraid already

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    in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098830
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    Yaaaaaaaay!

    My dream finally came true, a pun thread!

    people the yeshiva world over will say it was a stitch in time

    now it’s an oPUN and shut case!

    in reply to: Jokes #1201591
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    cb1,

    you saved the best for last!

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Mazel Tov! #1223395
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    🙁 yossi,

    well remeber every date is a learning experience!

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    in reply to: Baby Boy Bigger Brocho than Girl #769358
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    I saw this vort in the Shaarei Aaron,

    The gematria of zachar is bracha (227)

    the genatria of HaBas is arur (407)

    the sofei tievos of zachr (zayin chaf reish) is nefesh

    in reply to: kids afraid of appliances #744937
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    yes hes a picky eater, and idk if he refuses to wear certain things (he doesn’t like it when I put something on his head, but besides that he’s fine)

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    in reply to: kids afraid of appliances #744935
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    I hope, but he starts shreiking and crying and holding on to either me or my wife every time so we try not to do it often

    in reply to: kids afraid of appliances #744933
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    I know that’s why i was laughing!

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    in reply to: kids afraid of appliances #744931
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    lol onegoal!

    whenever I use a power drill my kid gets afraid of the noise

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Mazel Tov! #1223391
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    My sis in law just had a baby boy!

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: driving to Shul on Shabbos? #745543
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    Do they work for hatzalah?

    in reply to: chayavinishlivisumay #1062819
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    oops and i FORGOT TO SIGN

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    in reply to: chayavinishlivisumay #1062818
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    lol

    no mbachur=yossi z please!

    read his post signed and you’ll get it

    in reply to: chayavinishlivisumay #1062816
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    well, that depends on how well you can hold alcohol 😉

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: chayavinishlivisumay #1062814
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    Shhhhhh Chayav!

    and anyway, that’s only when you pretend to be a guy, then you can pretend to be drunk

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: chayavinishlivisumay #1062811
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    Shticky,

    Women Have the same mitzvos asd men in regard to Purim (Af Hein Hayu B’Oso Haneis) they just shouldn’t get drunk b/c its not tzniusdik

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Wearing A Watch on Shabbos #744617
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    I’m not sure who, but i remember why!

    A watch is considered a tacshit that a person wouldn’t take off to show to a friend (Look in the 5th or 6th perek of Shabbos) so therefore can carry it in a reshus harabbim

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Canine=the wolf #747639
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    I don’t think Wolf would change his style just to fool us!

    if he would he wouldn’t use a name like canine!

    Chayav you’re being silly!

    :p> mbachur <d:

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