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  • in reply to: What was your Purim like? #751097
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    YES, I probably couldn’t have gotten drunk without you

    in reply to: What was your Purim like? #751089
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    I think this was my best purim yet!

    Thank you shticky guy!

    I didn’t throw up and I got drunk and it even put me to sleep (yet i missed maariv 🙁 )

    in reply to: What was your Purim like? #751087
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    nichnas yayin yatza sod,

    It seems like he doesn’t care for other people getting damaged and you were right to leave early

    in reply to: posting on purim #1008264
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    Yes i posted,

    maybe a little 🙂

    in reply to: What do you break your fast on? #796572
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    water.

    for the meal i had fish sticks and vegetable-spaghetti soup

    in reply to: Who Would You Die For? #750256
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    my wife and rebbeim

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993337
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    Yes please he should (or maybe a mos) I don’t know why it would be a question if he’s joseph or not to a mod

    in reply to: Job connections in Passaic? #750156
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    wait,

    so maybe I can still apply 🙂

    (Oh wait you have to be a girl right?)

    in reply to: Job connections in Passaic? #750153
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    no, and no. (I didn’t even finish getting an MBA yet!)

    and that comment about the secretary looking pretty reminded me of a college class where the professor said the same exact thing)

    in reply to: The Grumpy Thread:( #757976
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    I was thinking about that too, but realized it didn’t make sense

    and HEY no laughing here this is supposed to be a grumpy thread

    in reply to: The Grumpy Thread:( #757974
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    syag,

    thanks we tried that (Ibuprofin) didn’t work so well and can only give it to him every 6 hours he starts complaining after 3

    in reply to: kiruv #750818
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    the reason probably is, that people want to go the way that they want to go it’s like the joke with the first atheist, that he went through the holocaust and when he got out he said “G-d you took away my family, you know what I’m not going to believe in you” (I think R Orlofsky says this) whereas the people that aren’t frum are ignorant, so they need someone to teach them and here is what kiruv is for

    in reply to: Corny Jokes #1208920
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    what happened to the corn when he took a flight,

    his ears popped and turned into popcorn

    in reply to: It breaks my heart #749536
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    Sometimes a local tzedakah vaad only issues a certificate for a certain amount of time; maybe she had one and it expired, and she could not get another.

    daas,

    if that was the case she should have shown the old certificate, if she took the time top go to the vaad in lakewood etc, she should have taken the time to go to the Rav in that city, these haskamas aren’t a free pass for everywhere but they do add to a city’s haskama

    in reply to: Job connections in Passaic? #750151
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    cshapiro,

    I might be moving to brooklyn (or queens) soon (by the summer) is it only secretarial work or is there accounting skills available? (unless its an all girls thing then forget about it)

    in reply to: The Grumpy Thread:( #757969
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    sorry it’s almost Purim and I’m posting here.

    But my kid (18 months old) is teething again and this time it’s molars so it’s unbearable for him (which in turn makes it unbearable for us)

    in reply to: hcopahaniv uh (vinahapoch hu) #749045
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    issoy,

    I kniht ruoy desoppus ot etirw eht sdrow sdrawkcab (PO eht ta kool stuj)

    in reply to: Purim Seudah Wine #748998
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    My, you’re a fast reader. I know it was a long post I wrote cos as usual I had a lot to say on the inyan, but i wrote it 3 weeks ago! Its not as if I wrote it sdrawkcab or anything like that. Anyway, enjoy your wine and have a happy (appy) purim (urim) everyone!! Hic.

    I’m a fast reader not a fast doer/drinker (i didn’t get around to doing it until 3 weeks ago when I tried juenesse and remembered I had it for purim last year and couldn’t drink it and last week I was away so had to have chateneuf this past shabbos and it worked

    in reply to: Purim Seudah Wine #748993
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    as is chateneuf red which is semi sweet and white which is semi dry.

    Thank you shticky, This is a (red) wine I can be soivel (I can down a cup of it at once, whereas juenesse in order to drink it, it had to be diluted by a ratio of 4:1 which won’t do anything in regards to getting drunk)

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: If One More Person Gives Me Unsolicited Advice…. #749365
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    What I really hate (unsolicited advice)

    when someone comments (or commented) about my baby being cold WHEN I LIVE IN MIAMI BEACH

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: car trunks. what do you keep in there? #749652
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    popa,

    okaaay

    guy,

    lolrotf

    in reply to: Looking for the Lost Hour #1108659
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    zeeskite,

    say amar Rav Binyamin….,

    it’s a known segula for finding lost hours

    in reply to: Random Praise Thread #867915
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    Macaroni sculpture? My morah never said we’re gonna do a macaroni sculpture.

    Is this the suprise she was talking about that were going to do next week?

    YAAAAAAAAAAAY

    in reply to: chocolate-nightmares?????!!!! #748581
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    Awwwww!

    I thought it was a nightmare about being attacked by a bar of chocolate and you needed an interpretation 🙁

    in reply to: Ashkenazim: Would U Date A Sefardic? #749597
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    Daas: If they did, that would cause a shortage of sefardi boys. Then since the boys from both groups are marrying ashkenazi girls, who would the sefardi girls marry?

    Hello! sfardim don’t hold of the cheirem! They can have more than one wife! (JK)

    in reply to: Baby formula #748671
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    Hey, my baby is fine no side effects (at least none that we know of) (he does have horrible coughing spells now, though)(He’s already been drinking milk for 4 months already)

    in reply to: My New Subtitle #993333
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    May I remind you of my request to be The Human and remove Spellchecker?I really don’t proof anything I don’t get paid for!

    Hey Eclipse! Welcome Back (i thought you left for good, glad u didn’t though)

    in reply to: hcopahaniv uh (vinahapoch hu) #749036
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    retiaw,

    ti dluohs eb nehcileirf,

    in reply to: where do u live #749220
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    I figured it might be him i just know him as Rabbi S (his son btw, who i guess makes him your cousin was my shadchan)

    in reply to: Random Praise Thread #867903
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    hey, it has to be true it’s my subtitle (and even if it’s not you’re not supposed to say that to a little kid, you’re supposed to say “oh, how nice or something like that)

    in reply to: concerts #748784
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    Jam,

    being that the OP didn’t say assur, when he/she says ok it means not advisable

    in reply to: Why Do Threads ALWAYS Change Direction? #883596
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    ADDing is great!

    in reply to: Random Praise Thread #867900
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    ok, but only if I can say my story too (I once killed a MOUNTAIN LION WITH MY BARE HANDS!)

    in reply to: Random Praise Thread #867898
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    k mbachur you are forgiven here is your milk and graham crackers

    Yaay, can i get a gold star sticker too?

    in reply to: concerts #748780
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    maybe concerts should be separate except for families with young kids (like boys on one side, girls on the distant other side and families in between

    in reply to: where do u live #749218
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    I am here,

    I’m originally from Providence (still go back for the chagim b/c my family lives there)

    now I’m trying to figure out who Y.S. is

    in reply to: Baby formula #748665
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    Also, many of the soy based formulas still contain milk products (I believe Similac’s does. . .)

    good start doesn’t

    in reply to: Corny Jokes #1208917
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    why can two geese be together but not two ducks?

    b/c then it would be a paradox!

    in reply to: Random Praise Thread #867886
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    mbachur~ if it had been a sem, I would have called it a sem., but it was the Diaspora Yeshiva on Har Tzion.

    i’ll post a reply on the new thread

    in reply to: Random Praise Thread #867885
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    mbachur this is the praise thread not the peeve thread sorry mb u need a timeout

    Waaaa, i want my mommy, I wanna go to a different school fine I’ll start a different thread!

    in reply to: Random Praise Thread #867880
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    mytake,

    refuah shleimah!

    take a steam bath

    in reply to: Random Praise Thread #867879
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    I’d like to thank a friend of mine for giving me an evening of almost non-stop laughs… reminiscing about our days in yeshiva in Israel in 1976. she came in from the Midwest

    sorry for hijacking this thread but this is one of my pet peeve!

    why do girls call seminary yeshiva, boys go to yeshiva girls don’t!

    in reply to: Why? #755431
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    cooljude,

    are you new here (or maybe mod 80 in disguise ;))

    in reply to: Corny Jokes #1208901
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    that should put her out of her Missouri

    🙂

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Corny Jokes #1208900
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    one goal,

    i don’t know, Alaska

    in reply to: Random Praise Thread #867871
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    I would like to thank my wife for putting up with me (I can’t think of anyone else that would do it 24/7 without going insane)

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098918
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    smartcookie,

    I never thought you were a doe nut

    in reply to: where do u live #749202
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    and good luck with that!

    my sis and bro in law wanted to do that too, then they got married and realized it’s not shayich

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: paysach!!! #748107
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    good one Goq!

    :p> mbachur <d:

    in reply to: Tzedakah/ chessed organization #747990
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    it’s called medicaid 🙂

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