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I actually had kavana during shma koleinu by the part where your supposed to add about parnassah and I was thinking that “Kol ShePoshet Yado Nosnin Lo” and after I was done with shmoneh esrei someone came up to me and gave me $100 in an envelope (hows that for fast service)
yup
just try to get another blue light special in ModMart
go to screen name subtitle and post ther
Grandmaster,
I know that, that’s why i asked after i was drunk
I was just showing her that wives on’t care if their husbands get drunk
One time I dated a girl who was a chesed powerhouse (really into doing chesed) and when it didn’t work out she set me up with someone else
I noticed twice yesterday that guys were calling girls by their first name in public
Yeah,
Even I called to some girls (something which I don’t usually do and I said Mrs.___ (In context, it was to ask if they liked it if their husbands get drunk)
YES, I probably couldn’t have gotten drunk without you
I think this was my best purim yet!
Thank you shticky guy!
I didn’t throw up and I got drunk and it even put me to sleep (yet i missed maariv 🙁 )
nichnas yayin yatza sod,
It seems like he doesn’t care for other people getting damaged and you were right to leave early
Yes i posted,
maybe a little 🙂
water.
for the meal i had fish sticks and vegetable-spaghetti soup
my wife and rebbeim
Yes please he should (or maybe a mos) I don’t know why it would be a question if he’s joseph or not to a mod
wait,
so maybe I can still apply 🙂
(Oh wait you have to be a girl right?)
no, and no. (I didn’t even finish getting an MBA yet!)
and that comment about the secretary looking pretty reminded me of a college class where the professor said the same exact thing)
I was thinking about that too, but realized it didn’t make sense
and HEY no laughing here this is supposed to be a grumpy thread
syag,
thanks we tried that (Ibuprofin) didn’t work so well and can only give it to him every 6 hours he starts complaining after 3
the reason probably is, that people want to go the way that they want to go it’s like the joke with the first atheist, that he went through the holocaust and when he got out he said “G-d you took away my family, you know what I’m not going to believe in you” (I think R Orlofsky says this) whereas the people that aren’t frum are ignorant, so they need someone to teach them and here is what kiruv is for
what happened to the corn when he took a flight,
his ears popped and turned into popcorn
Sometimes a local tzedakah vaad only issues a certificate for a certain amount of time; maybe she had one and it expired, and she could not get another.
daas,
if that was the case she should have shown the old certificate, if she took the time top go to the vaad in lakewood etc, she should have taken the time to go to the Rav in that city, these haskamas aren’t a free pass for everywhere but they do add to a city’s haskama
cshapiro,
I might be moving to brooklyn (or queens) soon (by the summer) is it only secretarial work or is there accounting skills available? (unless its an all girls thing then forget about it)
sorry it’s almost Purim and I’m posting here.
But my kid (18 months old) is teething again and this time it’s molars so it’s unbearable for him (which in turn makes it unbearable for us)
issoy,
I kniht ruoy desoppus ot etirw eht sdrow sdrawkcab (PO eht ta kool stuj)
What I really hate (unsolicited advice)
when someone comments (or commented) about my baby being cold WHEN I LIVE IN MIAMI BEACH
:p> mbachur <d:
popa,
okaaay
guy,
lolrotf
zeeskite,
say amar Rav Binyamin….,
it’s a known segula for finding lost hours
Macaroni sculpture? My morah never said we’re gonna do a macaroni sculpture.
Is this the suprise she was talking about that were going to do next week?
YAAAAAAAAAAAY
Awwwww!
I thought it was a nightmare about being attacked by a bar of chocolate and you needed an interpretation 🙁
Daas: If they did, that would cause a shortage of sefardi boys. Then since the boys from both groups are marrying ashkenazi girls, who would the sefardi girls marry?
Hello! sfardim don’t hold of the cheirem! They can have more than one wife! (JK)
Hey, my baby is fine no side effects (at least none that we know of) (he does have horrible coughing spells now, though)(He’s already been drinking milk for 4 months already)
May I remind you of my request to be The Human and remove Spellchecker?I really don’t proof anything I don’t get paid for!
Hey Eclipse! Welcome Back (i thought you left for good, glad u didn’t though)
retiaw,
ti dluohs eb nehcileirf,
I figured it might be him i just know him as Rabbi S (his son btw, who i guess makes him your cousin was my shadchan)
hey, it has to be true it’s my subtitle (and even if it’s not you’re not supposed to say that to a little kid, you’re supposed to say “oh, how nice or something like that)
Jam,
being that the OP didn’t say assur, when he/she says ok it means not advisable
ADDing is great!
ok, but only if I can say my story too (I once killed a MOUNTAIN LION WITH MY BARE HANDS!)
k mbachur you are forgiven here is your milk and graham crackers
Yaay, can i get a gold star sticker too?
maybe concerts should be separate except for families with young kids (like boys on one side, girls on the distant other side and families in between
I am here,
I’m originally from Providence (still go back for the chagim b/c my family lives there)
now I’m trying to figure out who Y.S. is
Also, many of the soy based formulas still contain milk products (I believe Similac’s does. . .)
good start doesn’t
why can two geese be together but not two ducks?
b/c then it would be a paradox!
mbachur~ if it had been a sem, I would have called it a sem., but it was the Diaspora Yeshiva on Har Tzion.
i’ll post a reply on the new thread
mbachur this is the praise thread not the peeve thread sorry mb u need a timeout
Waaaa, i want my mommy, I wanna go to a different school fine I’ll start a different thread!
mytake,
refuah shleimah!
take a steam bath
I’d like to thank a friend of mine for giving me an evening of almost non-stop laughs… reminiscing about our days in yeshiva in Israel in 1976. she came in from the Midwest
sorry for hijacking this thread but this is one of my pet peeve!
why do girls call seminary yeshiva, boys go to yeshiva girls don’t!
cooljude,
are you new here (or maybe mod 80 in disguise ;))
that should put her out of her Missouri
🙂
:p> mbachur <d:
one goal,
i don’t know, Alaska