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I heard the joke with cabbies
every time I’m tired i always say i’m a bicycle (two tired)
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next to Carmen Sandiago?
ok,
this is an old one of mine and has no shaychus to Purim, sorry (hey and maybe it’s true)
there’s a Gemara that mentions what the Eitz HaDaas was, what it doesn’t mention is Onkelos’ pshat.
If you look at when Chava took the fruit from the Eitz HaDaas (Bereishis 3:6) the Passuk says VaTikach MiPiryo (and she took from it’s fruit) Onkelos translates it as U’Nesivas MeiEBAY
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laziness
I’m sorry BallHaBooze for being serious, but Haman made a lot of lotteries (no pun intended but fine with it) he first did days then months (Listen to the Purim Story)
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either b/c they don’t want to work to change who they married, or they truly don’t want to get married and are just making excuses
that’s my take
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Kudos to the Goq
it’s under my new subtitle
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wow thanks for the Honorable Mention!
the moderators we’re giving them away like hotcakes 1-2 months ago, sorry you missed out
maybe they’ll do it again
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lol Gummy
Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, and the quaker oatmeal guy are all in hiding.
A CEREAL KILLER is on the loose
A great way to wake up is get an annoying alarm clock (like the Modeh Ani alarm clock) and if you don’t wake up from it you’ll wake up from your roomates
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for kids or adults?
whenever someone asks you “whats up?” tell them “the ceiling” or “lights” or call them an apikores (the mishna in Chagigah says these four things shouldn’t be asked one of them being what’s above the world (or in other words “what’s up”)
Whenever someone asks you “what’s going on?” tell them “lights” or “cars”
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yacr85,
none fit my kid’s size but anyway I wanted a family theme
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Awwww
we were thinking of doing UPS delivery people, but when I asked someone that works there where i can get costumes he said I can’t and then “an investigator for UPS told me I can’t do it b/c will look suspicious
any quick ideas besides the ones which were mentioned above would be appreciated
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yummy cupcake,
there are certain sects of chassidim that get married young btw
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thank you Gummy,
two robber broke into two factories: morton salt company and duracell,
they were charged with A Salt and Battery
My favorites are
Shwekey (listning to shwekey Ain Od now BTW)
Karduner
MBD
Abie Rottenberg
I told this to my brother in law when his sister (my sister in law) had a baby
It’s just an Adar (another) baby
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charlie,
when is it considered a finished product, before or after the lid is put on it
I’m sorry Gummy Bear that everyone is hijacking your post, which was supposed to be a humor post instead of a halachic one
don’t be cantankerous, Gummy bear!
this question should’ve been in the other oPUN thread
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gummy maybe he can be a football player!
then he can get his halfback
yes yossi,
I hope people like corn,
speaking of which wheres the best place to get corn?
the corner drugstore!
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Yaaaaaaaay!
My dream finally came true, a pun thread!
people the yeshiva world over will say it was a stitch in time
now it’s an oPUN and shut case!
cb1,
you saved the best for last!
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🙁 yossi,
well remeber every date is a learning experience!
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I saw this vort in the Shaarei Aaron,
The gematria of zachar is bracha (227)
the genatria of HaBas is arur (407)
the sofei tievos of zachr (zayin chaf reish) is nefesh
My sis in law just had a baby boy!
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Do they work for hatzalah?
oops and i FORGOT TO SIGN
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lol
no mbachur=yossi z please!
read his post signed and you’ll get it
well, that depends on how well you can hold alcohol 😉
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Shhhhhh Chayav!
and anyway, that’s only when you pretend to be a guy, then you can pretend to be drunk
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Shticky,
Women Have the same mitzvos asd men in regard to Purim (Af Hein Hayu B’Oso Haneis) they just shouldn’t get drunk b/c its not tzniusdik
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I’m not sure who, but i remember why!
A watch is considered a tacshit that a person wouldn’t take off to show to a friend (Look in the 5th or 6th perek of Shabbos) so therefore can carry it in a reshus harabbim
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I don’t think Wolf would change his style just to fool us!
if he would he wouldn’t use a name like canine!
Chayav you’re being silly!
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Oy Chayav,
what about dying Al Kiddush Hashem?
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i meant or toddlers
Lol
It’s not purim YET!
you still have to know the difference between Wolfish and Canine
BTW wolfish always signs his name
I dont know about the other gedolim’s comments but I find it hard to believe this one is true!
R Chaim is known to be very brief with his words, and his answers are usually 1-5 words
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mw,
I basically said the same thing above, I think it’s right!
sorry no bashing here
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is it a car seat for babies for toddlers
Oh and btw,
the Patriots are a football team 🙂
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well maybe Mod-42 knows the Braves
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