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☕️coffee addictParticipant
k mbachur you are forgiven here is your milk and graham crackers
Yaay, can i get a gold star sticker too?
☕️coffee addictParticipantmaybe concerts should be separate except for families with young kids (like boys on one side, girls on the distant other side and families in between
☕️coffee addictParticipantI am here,
I’m originally from Providence (still go back for the chagim b/c my family lives there)
now I’m trying to figure out who Y.S. is
☕️coffee addictParticipantAlso, many of the soy based formulas still contain milk products (I believe Similac’s does. . .)
good start doesn’t
☕️coffee addictParticipantwhy can two geese be together but not two ducks?
b/c then it would be a paradox!
☕️coffee addictParticipantmbachur~ if it had been a sem, I would have called it a sem., but it was the Diaspora Yeshiva on Har Tzion.
i’ll post a reply on the new thread
☕️coffee addictParticipantmbachur this is the praise thread not the peeve thread sorry mb u need a timeout
Waaaa, i want my mommy, I wanna go to a different school fine I’ll start a different thread!
☕️coffee addictParticipantmytake,
refuah shleimah!
take a steam bath
☕️coffee addictParticipantI’d like to thank a friend of mine for giving me an evening of almost non-stop laughs… reminiscing about our days in yeshiva in Israel in 1976. she came in from the Midwest
sorry for hijacking this thread but this is one of my pet peeve!
why do girls call seminary yeshiva, boys go to yeshiva girls don’t!
☕️coffee addictParticipantcooljude,
are you new here (or maybe mod 80 in disguise ;))
☕️coffee addictParticipantthat should put her out of her Missouri
🙂
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☕️coffee addictParticipantone goal,
i don’t know, Alaska
☕️coffee addictParticipantI would like to thank my wife for putting up with me (I can’t think of anyone else that would do it 24/7 without going insane)
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☕️coffee addictParticipantsmartcookie,
I never thought you were a doe nut
☕️coffee addictParticipantand good luck with that!
my sis and bro in law wanted to do that too, then they got married and realized it’s not shayich
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☕️coffee addictParticipantgood one Goq!
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☕️coffee addictParticipantit’s called medicaid 🙂
☕️coffee addictParticipantFor those who consider CY a chumra, but do keep it, I think it’s a good question, whether one should use soy based formula instead of milk based formula, to avoid CS.
what’s the question?
☕️coffee addictParticipantIf someone keeps CY as a chumra, I think it might still be consistent to not be makpid on formula if there was difficulty involved. But if CY formula is available at a cost differential similar to that of other dairy products, it would seem to me that there would not be grounds to be meikil purely based on the fact that the child is below the age of chinuch.
sorry, been really busy today.
Idk abt NY but WIC out of state only provides for the goyishe brands
(admittedly, when good start, soy formula was available we got it)
☕️coffee addictParticipantno daas, i’m not saying that, i’m stating that if it’s fine for a kid to eat basar b’chalav i don’t think chalav stam will harm him
(I think i’m slowly seeing where this is going, I take CY as a chumra (which i follow), I eat dairy equipment, anbd would give someone else something that has an OU-D on it)
☕️coffee addictParticipanti don’t know if it works halachicly though,
i just heaard this past week that a kid below chinuch technically can eat basar b’chalav just you can’t feed him it
☕️coffee addictParticipantFYI,
similac has a soy formula that’s pareve
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☕️coffee addictParticipantZeeskite,
Until it’s a Flat bush (can even add “in Boro PARK”)
☕️coffee addictParticipantwhat happens when Pesach falls on Purim?
You rush him to the hospital!
☕️coffee addictParticipantwhenever im sick i say “I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired”
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☕️coffee addictParticipantAMEN!
☕️coffee addictParticipantI heard the joke with cabbies
☕️coffee addictParticipantevery time I’m tired i always say i’m a bicycle (two tired)
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☕️coffee addictParticipantnext to Carmen Sandiago?
☕️coffee addictParticipantok,
this is an old one of mine and has no shaychus to Purim, sorry (hey and maybe it’s true)
there’s a Gemara that mentions what the Eitz HaDaas was, what it doesn’t mention is Onkelos’ pshat.
If you look at when Chava took the fruit from the Eitz HaDaas (Bereishis 3:6) the Passuk says VaTikach MiPiryo (and she took from it’s fruit) Onkelos translates it as U’Nesivas MeiEBAY
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☕️coffee addictParticipantlaziness
☕️coffee addictParticipantI’m sorry BallHaBooze for being serious, but Haman made a lot of lotteries (no pun intended but fine with it) he first did days then months (Listen to the Purim Story)
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March 2, 2011 5:51 pm at 5:51 pm in reply to: Rather stay single than marry someone who isnt what they envisioned……. #747272☕️coffee addictParticipanteither b/c they don’t want to work to change who they married, or they truly don’t want to get married and are just making excuses
that’s my take
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☕️coffee addictParticipantKudos to the Goq
it’s under my new subtitle
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☕️coffee addictParticipantwow thanks for the Honorable Mention!
the moderators we’re giving them away like hotcakes 1-2 months ago, sorry you missed out
maybe they’ll do it again
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☕️coffee addictParticipantlol Gummy
☕️coffee addictParticipantTony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, and the quaker oatmeal guy are all in hiding.
A CEREAL KILLER is on the loose
☕️coffee addictParticipantA great way to wake up is get an annoying alarm clock (like the Modeh Ani alarm clock) and if you don’t wake up from it you’ll wake up from your roomates
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☕️coffee addictParticipantfor kids or adults?
☕️coffee addictParticipantwhenever someone asks you “whats up?” tell them “the ceiling” or “lights” or call them an apikores (the mishna in Chagigah says these four things shouldn’t be asked one of them being what’s above the world (or in other words “what’s up”)
Whenever someone asks you “what’s going on?” tell them “lights” or “cars”
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☕️coffee addictParticipantyacr85,
none fit my kid’s size but anyway I wanted a family theme
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☕️coffee addictParticipantAwwww
we were thinking of doing UPS delivery people, but when I asked someone that works there where i can get costumes he said I can’t and then “an investigator for UPS told me I can’t do it b/c will look suspicious
any quick ideas besides the ones which were mentioned above would be appreciated
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☕️coffee addictParticipantyummy cupcake,
there are certain sects of chassidim that get married young btw
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☕️coffee addictParticipantthank you Gummy,
two robber broke into two factories: morton salt company and duracell,
they were charged with A Salt and Battery
☕️coffee addictParticipantMy favorites are
Shwekey (listning to shwekey Ain Od now BTW)
Karduner
MBD
Abie Rottenberg
☕️coffee addictParticipantI told this to my brother in law when his sister (my sister in law) had a baby
It’s just an Adar (another) baby
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☕️coffee addictParticipantcharlie,
when is it considered a finished product, before or after the lid is put on it
I’m sorry Gummy Bear that everyone is hijacking your post, which was supposed to be a humor post instead of a halachic one
☕️coffee addictParticipantdon’t be cantankerous, Gummy bear!
this question should’ve been in the other oPUN thread
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☕️coffee addictParticipantgummy maybe he can be a football player!
then he can get his halfback
☕️coffee addictParticipantyes yossi,
I hope people like corn,
speaking of which wheres the best place to get corn?
the corner drugstore!
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