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All the followers went to visit them and one day
mazcaMemberChallah for the poor, she gave she worked hard all day, their merits went up to heaven and one day.
mazcaMemberAdmoor spoke to them she understood and she agreed but the only problem is that she stop crying and now she really needed a car but she was not able to drive. So Hazan and Kallah agreed to Sedakah they most give and happy they will be. Admoor MJ invited the crowd to celebrate and dance. Since she stopped crying they found out the diamonds that came from Michael Jackson state, sold them gave money away and of course it looks its probably the end. Until next thread
mazcaMemberwith a cheff and staff to serve her, and wow poor hazon all because of his nose he got stuck to kallah and no boat. Admoor MJ had to intervine
mazcaMembershe was happy, but not so happy, she still needed the lexus, what a shame after that, she cried and cried all the tears in town, until she flooded the town and the car was useless because she needed a boat now
mazcaMemberPoor kallah, poor kallah she started to cry until her mother came out…
mazcaMembershe said, let me think , let me think. Would your lexus be available on the spot? Would you take me shopping all day long? Maybe that way your nose wont show.
mazcaMemberwith an esrog , he look a little pale and bumpy, but i thought it was fine, until
mazcaMemberSophie comes and plays around
plays around with all her friends in town
Sophie comes and plays around
plays around with all her friends in town
Jump, jump, the rope they do
Jump, jump, the rope they do
Until one gets a scratch
Until one gets a scratch
Ima, Ima she cries
Ima, Ima she cries
Until all the neighbors come around
Until all the neighbors come around
Candy, candy we all want
Candy, candy we all want
All the children now demand
All the children now demand
Candy for all the crowd
Candy for all the crowd
mazcaMemberi guess the shidduch didnt work out , the bee just got smashed .
mazcaMemberlol i want to win no lose
mazcaMembermazcaMembermazcaMemberhey how do I buy the lottery , I can always try, once somebody told me I was going to win the lottery but I never buy..how is that, please alight me on that
mazcaMemberplease dont give us sholent again, we dont want to, we dont want to end in the moon again, we want to sing shemira tha admoor MJ finally composed in our succah on earth
mazcaMemberand all of the sudden, a miracle happened, their prayers, teshuva has come, but they didnt know how to go back to earth, it was cold, it was dark, but they felt alright, Hashem has answered they thought we need to go back we need to forget, we need to forgive, we need to start anew in this great HOLY DAY.So Admoor MJ and his friend MJ prepared a great feast, men this way please, ladies the other si vous plais
mazcaMemberyom teshuvah the admoor declared and they all abide by the rule, teshuva, teshuva, please no moisrim this year. But traveling in space was no ease
mazcaMemberand after greeting the milchig people they just left
mazcaMemberand the people got confused they didnt know what to do, they cannot go to the moon, they cannot go to the forest, oy vey they are lost in space
mazcaMemberand in the moon..
mazcaMemberthey all decided that was the best way to go
mazcaMemberPlease be careful the forest is full of bad people
So this Yom Kippur please, please, stay away,
no basketball games,
and the people responded,
mazcaMemberOh no they lived happily ever but did you all know what happened they year of the party on YOm Kippur, both MJ’s joined forces to tell the people…
mazcaMemberJust go to sleep and let the mods rest
mazcaMemberMods are on vacation for the time being.. I guess
mazcaMemberWell at the end of the day tha admur MJ keeps reading the thread.
Learns while everybody sleeps and thinks, and thinks and learns, and finally decides a very good day he had, and tons of laughs.
Would it be the same tomorrow? He thinks, he learns and he laughs, and good night to all of the staff.,
mazcaMemberThe economy has been heading down for over a year… Dont you know that.
mazcaMemberYou got connections with the police??? Well mazca is going to wait because she needs to pay a fine and she needs connections otherwise the story is going to collapse and the Admur MJ needs to rest now.
mazcaMemberYes go to Mexico, it is a nice place to visit..Just enjoy it and tickets are cheap now. Mexico City doesnt have the beaches but it has the frum community and yeshivas
mazcaMemberShe made tons of money, and with it she bought the finest sheitel in the world, so her shidduch should go
and get marry to a boy of the finest family
And the Admur agreed and a brachah he gave them.
But..
mazcaMemberlolyou have to soak the beans before
mazcaMemberBut the competition drove her crazy…
mazcaMemberShe made everybody laugh, and laugh,
mazcaMemberSo she came to Never Land to visit and guess what.??Admur MJ was not there.
mazcaMemberSo the african girl did not know how to pray.
mazcaMemberSo it was not kosher hair, oh vey, indian hair . What a problem… What a problem but she was fine anyway.
mazcaMemberThe shidduch was good but they felt a little cold. Who knows.
mazcaMemberAdmur MJ of course. Which other one..And Never Land had tons of games to play.
mazcaMemberSo Michael Jordan could understand what you are talking about a good English besides basketball trainning you must have.
mazcaMemberMJ said learn grammar first.
mazcaMemberReb MJ did helped invited us to his state. Never Land he called it. I wonder Why.
mazcaMemberyes I did but now I still needed a shidduch, what can I do arent we having a shidduch crisis?
mazcaMemberI was able to pay all my fines, buy a new lulav, esrog, and even a new succah but MJ had to die to pay his debts otherwise he was going to have a heart attack
mazcaMemberI made it, I made it, My stock went up
mazcaMemberWell put it in your heart, feel it, live it, understand it, be scare of Yom Hadin, and believe me you wont fall to sleep. It is not a joke the biggest day of the year.
mazcaMemberI looke theyd inside my pockets for my four cellular phones. and guess what? They were all broken
mazcaMemberbut I still didnt have my esrog, lulav, car, or shidduch and running away from police.Ahy vey. I do not want to be Michael Jackson assistnt, I need something, fast, fast as could be
mazcaMemberWell diamonds, from Michael Jackson, they are probably fake any way so I threw them away
mazcaMemberWow I thought. What a nice guy this cousin of mine
mazcaMemberMy cousin started to say Hi from the window of the Rolls Royce, wow, Prayer does help I thought
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