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  • in reply to: Why do the 'BOYS' have the upper hand???? #788674
    Mayan_Dvash
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    Can we stop beating this dead horse?

    in reply to: Laundry Machines #784160
    Mayan_Dvash
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    I got the following advice from a professional home inspector: Front loading washers are <high percentage> more efficient than top loaders. He mentioned that he has an LG model that is extremely quiet.

    in reply to: Names in Shidduchim…. #783924
    Mayan_Dvash
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    I have a cousin named Glidah. Chassidish family. I think she was named after someone Gedaliah. She is married to a Chassidish man. The most-far-out I’ve heard recently, is my neighbor who is more Mizrachi, named their BOY who was born on or around Tu Bishvat “Shkaydiah Porach(at)” I predict years of therapy for that one!

    in reply to: Radio Frequency #781941
    Mayan_Dvash
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    BrooklynBuff, are you an “ambulance chaser?” 🙂

    in reply to: Worst Joke Contest #1004656
    Mayan_Dvash
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    What do you call someone else’s cheese?

    Nacho cheese!

    in reply to: Yet another tznius issue (but probably not a crisis) #778291
    Mayan_Dvash
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    bpt: How many people here know what a “pisk” is? But you touch on an excellent point, tznius is the way you act, and a fresh mouth (pisk == mouth) is NOT tznius.

    in reply to: Yet another tznius issue (but probably not a crisis) #778258
    Mayan_Dvash
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    ahh, yes! The new uniform shall be mumus/tents. Each school will have the logo scattered about. One size fits all! This takes care of the ‘tznius’ problem, clothing price problem…..

    in reply to: Share Your Worst Date Ever! #778020
    Mayan_Dvash
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    Over the weekend we received a newsletter from my boys’ Yeshiva. Among the articles within, I was pleased to see that they are educating the middle grades (6-8 grades) about the dangers of smoking.

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    in reply to: Are Decoratve Ketubahs kosher? #776615
    Mayan_Dvash
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    Kesuba does not need to be Lishma like the “other” document.

    in reply to: Would You Date a Guy Who Drives a Mustang? #776855
    Mayan_Dvash
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    mod-42: I’m more for a Clydesdale. Something about those “white boots.”

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    in reply to: Why do politicians and others think they'll get away with dirt? #775776
    Mayan_Dvash
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    …should have kept true to the tribe, in all senses!!

    in reply to: Saying Yaaleh V Yavo Out Loud #774832
    Mayan_Dvash
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    …weeks after Pesach someone near my shver’s table has to say “Morid Hatal” (Succos — “Morid Hageshem”). I say, depending on the situation, why don’t you randomly say out loud the words you are up to? Perhaps then the message will be received.

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    in reply to: Aaargh! Antibiotic syrup is coloured!! #770717
    Mayan_Dvash
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    When my oldest was under 3, he wouldn’t take medicine. He figured out when we tried to hide it in his food/snack. One time we asked the doctor if there was “a needle” for it. Apparently there is. Seems like he preferred the needle. Also, it is a one-time deal as opposed to a week of forcing medicine down his throat, so it’s win-win.

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    in reply to: wedding dresses and walking down the aisle #770326
    Mayan_Dvash
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    The gemara Ksubos says that a besula goes to the chupa with her hair uncovered. This is how they can prove she deserves the full 200 kesuba, should the need arise.

    in reply to: wedding dresses and walking down the aisle #770293
    Mayan_Dvash
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    APY: thanks for catching that! But what’s wrong with ‘Der Alter Rebbe’ [Ba’al Hatanya?] or the entire line of Gerrer Rebbes?

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    in reply to: wedding dresses and walking down the aisle #770278
    Mayan_Dvash
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    canine: some chassidim put on a shaitel after the chuppah. I had an early wedding with a sheva brochos that evening. My Rav who is a respected Talmid Chochom in Flatbush, said my wife does not need to cover her hair before going to the sheva brochos.

    How do you know the church didn’t copy us? Would you say that “Es biti nasati la’ish hazeh” is also a church thing or perhaps the ‘father of the bride’ takes her to the ‘alter’ comes from us?

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    in reply to: wedding dresses and walking down the aisle #770272
    Mayan_Dvash
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    Pac-Man: The letzanus here is all the posters who never learned K’subos passing off their Boich Svoros as Torah MiSinai. I bet most posters so far don’t know about the Kallah going to the Chupah (of her first marriage) with her hair uncovered. Another thing is that on many things the church copied us, not the other way around.

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    in reply to: shaving this friday #1072883
    Mayan_Dvash
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    Befairush! Look it up.

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    in reply to: Jokes #1201656
    Mayan_Dvash
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    AYC: perhaps the ‘P’ is for purgatory.

    in reply to: Secular Studies In Mesivta #765310
    Mayan_Dvash
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    HIE: A lot of trig, especially on the high school level, can be broken down to sin() Cos(), and then just remember SoaCahToa.

    Details to follow on request

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    in reply to: Secular Studies In Mesivta #765309
    Mayan_Dvash
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    HIE:

    I hope you got it!

    in reply to: Secular Studies In Mesivta #765301
    Mayan_Dvash
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    A couple of things: Yeshivas curricula (plural for curriculum) are guided by their Rosh(ei) Yeshiva.

    Second, trigonometry in particular is used in a couple of Mesechtos in Shas and is elaborated on in Tosfos. Day-to-day things like Sh’kia use trig. If the mods don’t allow posting email addresses, how about posting your trig or other math questions and some of us math people will gladly answer. I aced Math 3 and did very well in PreCal Cal 1 & 2 and other advanced math classes.

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    in reply to: Chasiddus #765551
    Mayan_Dvash
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    The Misnagdim aka the Anti-Chassidim. Lehavdil, it takes and Anti-XYZ to strengthen your attachment to XYZ. Besides, it will probably drive them crazy.

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    in reply to: Secular Studies In Mesivta #765248
    Mayan_Dvash
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    HIE: sounds like you want to be a “Tzadik in Peltz.” Do a little research and find out what the Tanaim, Amoraim did for a living. Hint: many of them were not “in Kollel.”

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    in reply to: Teenage Girls Infiltrating CR? #765105
    Mayan_Dvash
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    I am a honey spring!

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    in reply to: Checkout Line Busybodies #818856
    Mayan_Dvash
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    It is nosy of them but it’s all out in the open. I say, why not have fun with it where you can. Pretend you’re talking on your cell phone. Interrupt your conversation (change topics) and say, “what’s THIS GUY staring at? People can’t mind their own business?” Perhaps they’ll get the message.

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    in reply to: Computer Programmer #763818
    Mayan_Dvash
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    Clairvoyant’s point is right-on! As per requirements, there were no errors or bugs. Additionally, suppose one were to assume that the husband knew to buy eggs if they had, does he buy 6 eggs or 6 dozen? The proper response in this case, is for the husband to send back the spec for clarification and official sign-off.

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    in reply to: The Bernstain Bears and Too Much Pesach Vacation #759386
    Mayan_Dvash
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    How about the seminary girls/ BM boys “teach” for the few days before any Y”T. The teachers can get off, the girls / boys can gain experience (teaching/organizing/leading). It should be like having a substitute for a week. They can say stories play games etc.

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    in reply to: HELP! Kosher Ice Cream date #757286
    Mayan_Dvash
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    Sweet Choice, Ave L between Nostrand and E31.

    in reply to: how often do you eat cholent? #755976
    Mayan_Dvash
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    Let’s see, Friday afternoon, Shabbos lunch and today for lunch.

    in reply to: daven with a minyan #753719
    Mayan_Dvash
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    ..simply, I used to see a single guy in one of the minyanim I daven and I tried to match him up with a girl I thought was appropriate. So you’re actually helping yourself and others. HELPS SOLVE THE SHIDDUCH CRISIS (CR old-timers will get this one). This guy is now married (not to someone I set up, but maybe someone else in shul did?).

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    in reply to: daven with a minyan #753718
    Mayan_Dvash
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    ..simply, I used to see a single guy in one of the minyanim I daven and I tried to match him up with a girl I thought was appropriate. So you’re actually helping yourself and others. HELPS SOLVE THE SHIDDUCH CRISIS (CR old-timers will get this one). This guy is now married (not to someone I set up, but maybe someone else in shul did?).

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    in reply to: Gebrochts #940779
    Mayan_Dvash
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    ..everyone should stop eating gebrochts..

    I agree, I don’t know about other people, but I personally don’t like vomit…..oh, my mistake, you probably mean geBROKTs. Carry on…

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    in reply to: Quinoa for Pesach #751828
    Mayan_Dvash
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    Mordechai Schmutter talks about it briefly, in his book on Pesach, “Don’t yell Challah in a Crowded Matzah Bakery”

    in reply to: Honking in Boro Park #751149
    Mayan_Dvash
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    I grew up in Boro Park. The honking is not as common as you are implying. Perhaps it’s your dangerous actions that cause other drivers (Boro Parkers or not) to honk at you!

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    PS I don’t live in BP anymore but I come back a lot to visit family.

    in reply to: Badchunim #750950
    Mayan_Dvash
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    PBA: Rav Yankel Miller says that badchanus is simcha. Letzunis is strictly prohibited as brought down in Rabeinu YOna. He personally gears his badchanus towards being mesamei’ach yidden.

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    in reply to: Men and Manners #750191
    Mayan_Dvash
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    I see the velt’s naarishkeit of “male bashing” has found its way to YWN CR, because that’s what is going on in this thread. I read stories of isolated cases of people acting in an “uneducated” manner. What about the Hatzalah members, Shomrim members, Chaveirim members who certainly outnumber — by a huge factor, the “uneducated” who act professional no matter who they are treating?

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    in reply to: Collecting Tzedaka During Davening #750087
    Mayan_Dvash
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    Ave L.

    in reply to: Collecting Tzedaka During Davening #750085
    Mayan_Dvash
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    2qwerty: HE ran to them. They didn’t approach him. In fact that turned away from him. What you are saying is more akin to a couple of shuls I am familiar with where there are a bunch of pushkas on a table toward the front. People walk over to the table and distribute as they wish.

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    in reply to: Collecting Tzedaka During Davening #750083
    Mayan_Dvash
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    Cherry, I am pretty sure I know WHERE you daven, I used to daven there (or at least a place that has the same exact rule). Which minyan do you go to?

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    in reply to: sitting next to opposite gender on plane #749730
    Mayan_Dvash
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    Grandmaster, there are a few signs: a wedding ring says married. Style of dress (not-loud colored fabric that actually covers more of the body). Not open to dialog can be accomplished many ways. There will always be people who ignore or are clueless to those signs

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    in reply to: Someone Screamed At Me.. #748504
    Mayan_Dvash
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    My reaction is to remain silent, let the other person cool off. Usually that’s how it works. Unfortunately, sometimes the aggressor WANTS a reaction and when you don’t react it just heats them up even more. Recently, I was yelled at by someone whose rage escalated to physical violence. You need to constantly analyze the situation while it is happening. What does the aggressor want? How can I escape?

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    in reply to: Wedding shtick #767223
    Mayan_Dvash
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    What is the purpose of the “shtick?” Hopefully, it’s just a means to a goal. For example, a guy goes to the hardware store to buy a drill. He doesn’t need a drill, he needs hole(s) in his wall (to insert a screw on which to hang a picture or a shelf….). SO don’t lose focus on the goal. Really talented people don’t need shtick.

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    in reply to: Binah, Mishpacha, Hamodia, Yaated, Jewish Press? #746785
    Mayan_Dvash
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    Don’t get any of those myself, but if I happen to be in a house that has Hamodia, I make sure that among the articles I read, is Mordechai Schmutter’s column. I like his style of humor

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    in reply to: PURIM TORAH!!!! #1062382
    Mayan_Dvash
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    My father in law sent me this really corny physics joke:

    Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek.

    Einstein is it, closes his eyes, counts to 10 then opens them.

    Pascal is nowhere to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He’s sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to a side.

    Einstein says “Newton, you’re terrible, I’ve found you!”

    Newton says “No no, Einy. You’ve found one Newton per square meter. You’ve found Pascal!”

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    in reply to: Boondash anyone? #745968
    Mayan_Dvash
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    Where can one see the music video?

    in reply to: learning the keyboard #746047
    Mayan_Dvash
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    I found the best way is to just take something (book, long article) and just start typing. Start slow, a little bit of time per day, gradually increasing the amount of time you spend.

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    in reply to: Saying 'OMG' #744323
    Mayan_Dvash
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    My Rosh Yeshiva told us the same, years ago. It’s Lo Sisa…. you are saying H name for naught. OMG (the letters, as opposed to saying out the words) might be okay — I never asked, since you are not saying the word.

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    in reply to: Kasha or Shaila #743633
    Mayan_Dvash
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    In a more broad sense, a Shaila can be answered from a small subset of responses (Yes/No, Mutar/Asur, etc. like a multiple choice question). A Kasha’s response is more open ended (like an essay question).

    e.g.

    Rebbi, is it ok to eat before davening? –> Shaila

    Why? –> Kasha

    in reply to: Good Forwards (Emails) #1059602
    Mayan_Dvash
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    I’d have done it in an editor like UltraEdit. After typing it out you do a simple Search/Replace. You could also try a RegEx such as /s/$/ig on the paragraph.

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