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Hi Boich,
i have UC and am currently pregnant too but i do have a very mild case. i’m not a big chizzuk giver but if u think i can be a sypathetic ear then ask the mods to give u my email address.
I can try…
maskingtapeMemberof course you would never do it because u’d never kiss ur worst enemy!
maskingtapeMemberI’m afraid of sleeping with my pillow the wrong side up. Someone might come out of the flap in middle of the night…
maskingtapeMemberhey. u forgot me…
maskingtapeMemberThanks everyone for your responses. I think I’ll try and ask him politely to please not eat it when I’m around. It’s not my car so I can’t really tell him not to eat it. Finding a different carpool isn’t an option since the office where I work is in some real hick town. The only otherway to get there is by public transportation which takes 2 hours, 3 trains, and a busride.
maskingtapeMemberRejection is Hashem’s protection.
maskingtapeMemberi’m here- watching the posts run…
maskingtapeMemberadorable, u might not be part of teh cr anymore by then…
maskingtapeMemberBabygoose, what does lqtm mean? I noticed you used it a number of times in your posts.
maskingtapeMembershe’s acting too girly with all her likes
lol
maskingtapeMemberI say if there’s a will there’s a way! Come on guys, we can do it!
maskingtapeMemberNeptune
maskingtapeMemberAre there any at risk adults?
you’d be surprised
maskingtapeMemberheyyyyyy, welcome back gumball!!!!
how was camp. we sure missed you around here
maskingtapeMemberI went to sleep 2, woke up 4:30, and then again at 7. I couldn’t keep my eyes open earlier today!
maskingtapeMemberootinny, for that you would have to scream ur lungs out in the new subtitle thread
hey mods, i’d like one too!
maskingtapeMemberCURTAIN RODS—-PRICELESS
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left… When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
Then slowly, the house began to smell.
They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.
Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned
Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked!!!
People stopped coming over to visit..
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.
He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10 th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day
She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home……..
And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON’T YOU?
maskingtapeMemberYea, I’m kind of bored. But being bored beats posting on this thread…
maskingtapeMemberTikvutchka, isn’t it more important to forgive than forget? At least that’s what I’ve always been told.
maskingtapeMemberhuh?!
maskingtapeMemberI’m not syrian
maskingtapeMemberWhom will you be impersonating? A guy, a girl, or a concept?
maskingtapeMemberZeeskite is a guy?
maskingtapeMemberwell said WIY, not a stupid question at all.
maskingtapeMemberadorable, which 7 11 are you referring to? My window at work overlooks 7 11…
maskingtapeMemberyou’re not jealous of the boy she got, only of the fact that she’s getting married before you
maskingtapeMemberur mind…
is trachting gutta zachen
dunno- I feel the same
maskingtapeMemberready to give it up adorable?!?
maskingtapeMemberRedNails we’ll miss you!! Who will bring us regards from Eclipse?
July 18, 2011 9:22 pm at 9:22 pm in reply to: Two points from this weeks Yated – Kollel & Agudah #787375maskingtapeMemberMazel tov Midwesterner! Lot’s of Nachas from this one and all the other ones!!
maskingtapeMemberwhat issue was this week? In how many weeks is issue #30?
maskingtapeMemberadorable, sorry for you. tough….
maskingtapeMembershnoop.com
maskingtapeMemberadorable, why are you toughing coke? sounds like you’re the co-worker here…
maskingtapeMemberCongrats bomb! Cant wait to read it!
maskingtapeMemberThe Goq means a race to see who can post more in less amount of time. Seems like he’s also pretty bored these days….
maskingtapeMemberadorable, you got any ideas to alleviate u from ur boredom? I seem to have the same problem as you.
maskingtapeMemberis the other you a guy?
maskingtapeMemberor SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHvigger
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