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I walk on watermelons
watermelons are 92 Percent water
I can walk on water!
actually mobico, assuming your premise is true, that makes sense
of course. You see, when a coffee addict agrees with you, you know you’re right.
It reminds me of the time I thought that a green bellybutton signified that nuclear war was coming soon. Although the the sky was still a desk, the Cuban on the porch didn’t think so.
You know, now that your getting into it rebyidd, the gilgulim of cats are actually quite complicated. You see when a cat dies, the nefesh and ruach of it seperate while the neshama stays in the guf. There is a giant din in shamayim whether or not the cat is allowed to come back to olam hazeh because of its life and the nefesh and ruach have witnesses for their good deeds and their bad deeds. If the din is successful, the cats nefesh comes back, while if the din is unsuccesful the ruach comes back. After the ruach comes back, the cat lives a life of agony and depression where it looks into suicide and eventually ends its own life. But if the nefesh comes back then this process is repeated 9X.
I hope you take all of the above seriously. When mashiach comes, you will be tested.
Hatzlacha……
Everyone knows that elephants are purple.
Purple is a color, and so is pineapple.
I like bananas.
Therefore, Airplanes carrying gorillas are sure to make a tasty snack.
-Maskana
If at first you don’t succeed, kill yourself. JK JK PLEASE DO NOT KILL YOURSELF
If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything
-Rabbi Paysach Krohn
BTW the pasuk you could say is not only a pasuk that begins and ends with the letters of your name, it can also be a pasuk that contains your name
I don’t mean to sound insensitive, but there is a very simple solution. Go to some orthodox institution, and convert.