Luna Lovegood

This is great quote which I feel many people in the education/schooling system have yet to take to heart.

“Everyone is a genius but if you judge a fish by it’s ability to climb a tree it will spend it’s whole life believing it is stupid”

-Albert Einstein

I’m a consulting detective. The only one in the world. I invented the job

oom- I once started reading the color of magic and hogfather(I think that is what they were called) but I never finished. I didn’t like them that much. Maybe I’ll try again and see how far I get this time.

Just took the test. I am INTJ

rtabs – Buy you wife some nice jewelry or perfume and try to subtly hint to her that you want her to dress better or in a different way but at the same time respect her wishes to dress a certain way as that is how many women (myself included) express themselves.

1) A library with enough books that I would never get bored

2) Top grades in school so I could go to a good college and get a good job

3) An endless wardrobe full of clothes

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them

Doctor Who?

BYOB- bring your own banana

From the destruction and turmoil peace did arise

Gratefulness replaced the pain in their eyes.

To the chessed being done by Jews everywhere

We feel for our brothers deep in our heart

New cloths and food was sent by all

To replace these lost items they answered the call

A Kiddush or Carnival sponsored to help heal

To some it seems small but to the affected it means a great deal

Thank you to all those who contributed

And the ones who distributed

To those who have nothing it means so much

It gives us hope to which we so desperately clutch.

shnitzy- why would it be?

what happens to a dream deferred?

Does it dry

Like a raisin in the sun?

Or fester like a sore-

And then run?

Does it stink like rotten meat

Or crust over-

Like a syrupy sweet?

Maybe it just sags

Like heavy load.

Or does it explode?

JMH- Beautiful.

Hello sweetie

On dandelions I still wish

it may be a childish thing

to blow a kiss upon the wind

and across its tiny wings

a desire of the heart

among the flowing breeze

soaring gently on the wind

its weight is carried with ease

wishes i dare not say

in hopes that they come true

whispered on those tendrils sweet

aspirations are not few

while others wish upon the stars

for what only heaven brings

i blow kisses upon the wind

my wishes rest on tiny wings

they carry pieces of my heart

each desire is made anew

on dandelions i still wish

on their wings i wish for you

“Wow, I haven’t cleaned my room in 100 years… Not looking forward to that…”

OOM – I see u r a Trekie as well 🙂

I’m going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilize, street-level maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve jammie dodgers and a fez.

notasheep-actually there are ten.

The angels have the phonebox!

Uh.. You have to ask? Duh! There is a problem. A child should never hit a parent unless the parent is trying to cause extreme bodily harm to the child in which case it is self defense.

Just popped out to get my special straw. It adds more fizz.

I suggest Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury, A Raisin in the sun(not sure who wrote it), The House on Mango Street, To Kill a Mockingbird, almost anything by Edgar Allen Poe, Peter Pan(the original), Sherlock Holmes mysteries, The Wizard of Oz, The Thief Lord(amazing book),Johnny Tremain(on of my favorites!) and All of the Above(not such great writing but a good message)

Hope this helps.

Think first-MAZAL TOV!!!!!

ICOT- very nice

we stood together one heart, one soul

each person shared a common goal

we stood together in achdus, in unity

we stood together in friendship and camaraderie

united we stand now and forever

in a sacred bond that shall never severe

chasiddish, litvish it did’t matter

baseball cap or black hatter

we all share one father up above

and each of us He does truly love

I was so inspired at the siyum hashas yesterday. 90,000 people stood together (and danced together) in complete unity. It was amazing! One of the speakers said that the Daf Yomi made us brothers and I thought that the statement couldn’t be more true.

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out

of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,

enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

“Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue

lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110,

then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this!”

and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked

up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, “Sir, my shift

ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason

for speeding–a reason I’ve never before heard — I’ll let you go.”

The old gentleman paused then said: “Three years ago, my wife ran off

with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.

“Have a good day, Sir,” replied the trooper.