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600kilobear returns – do you drink mashkeh, wine or both on purim?
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I personally like beers & bourbons.
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Heavily Spiked Rum Cake
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Come on everyone… Don’t wanna lose this thread… it’s very geshmak…
Freshly cut grass, freshly brewed coffee, herring & bourbon…
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Turning thirty is a big zach -lalalalalalala
Especially when you are teaching talmidim tog and nacht -lalalalalalala
We give you a bracha that you should keep teaching your flock-lalalalalalala
And that your talmidim should buy you a frock!! – lalalalalala
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Ofcourse – depending on where you live, there are many choshuve Rabbonim in different cities that have tremendous understanding and patience. To name a few: Rabbi Gissinger in lakewood, Rabbi First in Chicago, Rabbi Hopfer in baltimore.
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WHEN I SAY I’M BROKE – I’M BROKE!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
‘Good morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners…
‘ ‘Go away!’ said the old lady. ”I’m broke and haven’t got any
money!” and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
it wide open… ”Don’t be too hasty!” he said. ”Not until you
have at least seen my demonstration.”
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
”Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder.”
The old lady stepped back and said, ”Well, let me get you a fork,
’cause they cut off my electricity this morning.”
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