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Little FroggieParticipant
I’m also helplessly addicted to this place.
H E L P!!
Little FroggieParticipantHigh speed audio devices are very costly, they start at about $1,400. There are USB regular speed converters, they’re about $30 – $50. Most of them come with a kit – so it will guide you how to get the best recording possible.
Little FroggieParticipantI’m not talking for those smart, bright personalities that frequent here. Yes, they are probably walking encyclopedias of Torah – Tanach, Mishnah, Talmud, Halacha, Medrash, Kabalah etc. When they engage in conversation I could barely follow along, I sit and study each line (and between the line) for hours. “Oh! Now I chapped what this one said…” “Said Sam2 in the name of DaasYochid…”
If I ever quote any Chazal, Passuk or saying, as I wrote earlier, it’s b’shem omro – it’s in the name of my untiring, ever faithful Rebbi, Rabbeinu Google. Such a baki – he knows EVERYTHING.
Little FroggieParticipanttaom
D is for a bed too.
ps I don’t sound like anything other then a croak.
And live right, that’s what the CR is for, to give us a boost, a lift.
LIVE RIGHT!!
Little FroggieParticipanttaom
It sure is. Actually it doesn’t let me sleep in the first place.
But I thought the “olam” here would catch on.
That was supposed to be a joke (oh) similar to one related by (I think) Rabbi Miller. Here goes.
A man and his wife were (rachmana litzlan, heaven forbid chas vchalila, may it never happen to you) not on speaking terms. He wrote a note to his wife that he needs to get up early for some job, (without please r”l) set the alarm clock.
He gets up bright and early at 11:00 am, with a whole bunch of notes from his wife, “Get up, it’s 6:00”, “6:15”..
Little FroggieParticipantI’d choose Yaakov Avinu. The one whose snapshot is posted directly under the heavenly throne. The one who saved his grandfather (???? ???? ??? ??? ?? ?????). The choicest of the forefathers. The one who the Torah chose to afford the most attention to regarding all aspects of his life, obviously for us to take note. The one who went through so much pain, agonies, trials and tribulation. He had all his children set in the proper path ???? ????, each according the the particular attributes, character traits of his children.
He was the ???? ???? ????, has his feet firmly planted in the world. He knew how to deal with many a difficult situation, many difficult people (putting it mildly), he knew how and when to be soft, gentle, compassionate, he knew how to be concurrently strong, assertive, aggressive, cunning etc (???? ??? ??????).
Yet at the same time he was obviously living in another planet, he confronted and prevailed over a Malach HaShem, he made the Malach nebach cry… According the Medrash all heavenly occupants were abuzz with the ‘great exciting news’, when Yaakov was leaving for Charan – “Look down there goes someone who looks exactly like the picture on the ??? ?????!!” Obviously he was a hero, a sensation up there.
So there’s plenty to learn from this Great of a man. Actually all Yisraelim are so called after him.
Little FroggieParticipantHmm. Interesting question. From my (low) point of view, I’d say it’s inadvisable.
Little FroggieParticipantPlease no one post anything hilarious until after 11:00(am). I’m having a late night (actually early morning). Just settling in now (2:50), so I want to sleep late, and I don’t need anyone waking me from ‘hibernate mode’.
Zzzzz
Little FroggieParticipantI sure do. Croaking. Hopping. Entertaining little boys.
Little FroggieParticipantMany thanks Goq. I knew I could rely on someone here. So I’m up now, at 1:30 pm, finally got to read.
Oh, I’m in the eastern time zone.
your groggy froggy friend
Little FroggieParticipantstreekgeek
All I said is that I’m re-bumping it for her. I take full credit for that. (oh, other things too..) As what type of flowers she likes I don’t know. Only the Mods know. As I wrote earlier they know EVERYTHING, every private detail of every poster here.
October 29, 2013 5:22 pm at 5:22 pm in reply to: Why it Takes Some People a Year or Two To Comment on a Thread #1215844Little FroggieParticipantWIY
As a WIY, you should know. No, I’m not the same. Why should I plagiarize someone else’s when I could plagiarize my own.
Little FroggieParticipantEclipse, I rebumped this for you. If you don’t read this I’m going to have to unrebump it.
Little FroggieParticipantIn my humble opinion, it would be considered a “shoel”, and the act to be a “maisah machmas melacha”, that he’s not responsible.
When someone comes to your home you either offer him a seat or he takes one on his own, knowing that that is your desire, that he be seated. You know he’s not taking it home, he’s using it, and returning it.
As long as nothing out of the ordinary occurs, as long as he’s using it in the normal fashion, that would be considered “machmas melachah”.
-My opinion. Check it out with a certified Dayanician.
Little FroggieParticipantGamanit:
The Gemarah was written by men who were steeped in Torah and Avodah. Their intelligence, their wisdom, their sayings were solely from HaShem, the one who, in fact, created woman too. They understood the makeup of a woman far better than any doctor, psychiatrist, counselor, mentor or coach do. The Gemarah is replete with these sayings, characteristics they possess. The Gemarah is also replete with advancements, advantages afforded women, due to their general personality, temperament, character make-up. They were afforded and regarded more, far grater then than any of today’s “movements”. No the Gemarah was not written by male bigots.
Little FroggieParticipantAh! Such good times we had those days, partying out!
We need some official here, one that can take all of the above and of the Mazel Tov thread, stick them in a nice REAL bouquet arrangement and deliver it, IRL. C’mon, deep (deepest of the deep) inside each poster here beats a real live heart.
Mods, I charge you with the task. You’re the only one who knows everyone’s name, address, SS, DOB, intelligence, medical history etc. Go for it. You should know her address. (the real one, not the IP)
Everyone- sign your name here: (in this post)
croak, croak, little froggie (‘toad’ah rabbah)
Little FroggieParticipantI think the prospective in laws set you up with these, as a test – just to see how you’d react. They know your screen name.
Uh oh! Just blew another one.
Little FroggieParticipantIn a respectful way, I think it would be OK. Not advisable, but OK. There are some Rebbes out there that know what they’re talking about, some even know what you’re talking about, some even what you’re thinking about. Yes, even today. I’ve heard stories, many. Don’t want to elaborate, it will only lead up to no good here. But yes, there are some who’s opinion and guidance should be listened to even if you think the contrary. ????? ?????? ?? ???? ???? ????. Torah giants have an elevated perception, they view things differently than us.
Little FroggieParticipantShopping.. you seem very agitated.. hm… I wonder..
Little FroggieParticipantPeople, please. I think I know some of those halachos too. Cool it. Someone is writing that someone sat on a chair and every seems to know where, when and what. FYI everyone, there’s a big world out there, plus these things happen all the time. There are many houses on a block. There are many blocks in a neighborhood. There are many neighborhoods in a borough. There are many boroughs in a city. There are many cities in a state. There are many states in a country. And there are many countries in the world. (and there are many ..)
Same for chairs. Same for people breaking chairs.
There’s a lot more publicized here that are more pointed, and no one seems to give a hoot.
Little FroggieParticipantI don’t know how you suppose people here would ever get to know the subject. We ourselves are mostly anonymous one to another.
As far as paying for the damage, I’m not a Rabbi, Dayan, Rav or anything remotely similar. I just think of he sat on it, the normal fashion, like anyone else, then he’s not considered to be a mazik. No claim at all. Not in earthly court ???? ???, not in heavenly one either.
Little FroggieParticipantGoq, how should people know who this is? What neighborhood? Unless OP stated elsewhere where he lives.
VM – Is this before you gave him to eat or afterwards?
Little FroggieParticipantWhy so mad?
Little FroggieParticipantCan’t wait till parshas v’aira!
October 27, 2013 2:35 am at 2:35 am in reply to: If you spoke with a stranger and they seemed like _____ poster, would you ask? #983508Little FroggieParticipantShopping..
I like that – “..cuz you were like a man with a beard”. Something, I guess, resembling a man with a beard. Wonder what it was..
Little FroggieParticipantEclipse, if I’m not mistaken, you made a thread (long ago) about words your family made up.
Little FroggieParticipantI propose to cheer up you humans! That’s the first step of health care. (that’s the first truthful statement in a long time)
Little FroggieParticipantOh, I see. Ahh, now I understand. Wow, that’s amazing.
October 25, 2013 4:57 am at 4:57 am in reply to: What would you do FIRST if Moshiach came TODAY? #982414Little FroggieParticipantOh, maybe get one good last one in here. Then RUN!!
Little FroggieParticipantHe (assuming it was a he) wanted to click on vegetable.
Little FroggieParticipantI’m not sure, is it me…
Little FroggieParticipantYou knew me?!?
Little FroggieParticipant1) You could write a book
2) You could go to / organize a day camp
3) You could write a play
4) You could direct singing, choirs.
5) You could (continue to) write comedy threads for us here. ps they were masterpieces.
6) Become the new Rebbetzin here (or in real life!)
October 24, 2013 6:51 pm at 6:51 pm in reply to: What would you do FIRST if Moshiach came TODAY? #982400Little FroggieParticipantHIDE MY FACE!!
Run to shul. Daven, cry, do teshuvah. Daven, cry, do teshuvah. Daven, cry, do teshuvah… Until I’m good and ready to greet him.
October 24, 2013 6:08 pm at 6:08 pm in reply to: Guy who knows everything here; ask me anything #1215226Little FroggieParticipantthat’s an easy one – p multiplied by r
or in vb r property of p
Little FroggieParticipantan eight digit calculater would do
Little FroggieParticipantI’m blessed to be TOTALLY in the dark regarding Israeli Politics. This party, that party. Let’s all party together. ??? ?? ???? ????. I don’t think mixing in to those politics is one of the ???? ?????? ????.
That being said, I don’t think it’s a good idea to hash on this, it’s only going to lead to more Bizayon Talmid Chacham r”l, to Lashon Hara and a host of other aveiros.
October 24, 2013 5:20 am at 5:20 am in reply to: Guy who knows everything here; ask me anything #1215221Little FroggieParticipantThank you Metrodriver, it’s one of my bad habits, curiosity.
Little FroggieParticipant“Go my son..”
Little FroggieParticipantI have hopped… (oops, sorry for budding in)
October 23, 2013 11:14 pm at 11:14 pm in reply to: What Do You Remember For Longer: A Compliment or an Insult? #988864Little FroggieParticipantI’m with Bookworm120. It depends on the intensity.
I was long ago once attacked, verbally. I don’t think I’ll ever, EVER forget it. For some reason compliments are not so forthright.. (hey, I wonder why)
Little FroggieParticipantReminds me of the time my teacher gave out a multiple-choice spelling test. “How do you spell… (1).. (2)..
October 23, 2013 10:44 pm at 10:44 pm in reply to: Guy who knows everything here; ask me anything #1215218Little FroggieParticipantMetrodiver:
I see, besides being a Metro driver, you’re also a highly qualified, experienced electrical contractor /engineer. WOW. Such humbleness, you’re so highly qualified, yet you mingle with such lowly characters such as me.
(But what’s the answer? Can one do it or not?
Little FroggieParticipantI’m not a frog, I’m Little Froggie. Don’t be afraid to call me that, it’s better than some other names I’ve been called (here <GASP> and elsewhere)
Little FroggieParticipantEclipse:
No one can impersonate you!! NO ONE!! You don’t need me to tell you that. (notice how you’re rooted every time you come back after an absence, no one would so much as croak if I’d leave, or worse, come back)
October 23, 2013 5:18 am at 5:18 am in reply to: Guy who knows everything here; ask me anything #1215214Little FroggieParticipantMetrodiver:
I was only kidding, obviously (see end clause). Also since I’d be a ???? ???? ????? ?????, you’d certainly not want any advice from me.
What I know about electricity is that if one comes in close contact, a most shocking experience will ensue. Two (live) wires double the fun.
Little FroggieParticipantSqueak is right, in my humble opinion.
???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ????? ???? ???? ??
I think Chafetz Chaim says not to do it, from this passuk.
Little FroggieParticipantTAOM:
PLEASE BE MOCHEL! I was only kidding. (again)
Little FroggieParticipantLost1970:
It is. These here are women commenting. It should have been obvious.
Little FroggieParticipantYou wanna know if a poster is dyslexic?
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