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Or calling someone a Ding Dong?
Meno, most people simply walk around with a slice of salami in each sock.
Maybe he doesn’t want his basement smelling of salami and his family aren’t fans of meaty smelling staircases.
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Can you hang baking soda boxes near the two salamis?
Semicolon – the symbol that seeks to end the stigma on mental illness;
Maybe it’s your blood pressure getting lower over the years?
I noticed when my blood pressure is lower, I feel colder.
What if every time you met with a client you got one of those stamps on a stamp card. Ten meetings later and you’d get a free sandwich or 10% off to see the elephants in Jamaica or white sand beaches in Arkansas?
Back from sem: âēâēâēđđđđˇđˇđˇđšđšđšđš
“Zipzap23: Do I leave? Rebbe Zoomzoom sent me as a shliach to buzz around this n sweet lady because she clearly needed the company, but now she’s trying to kill me!
I want out but my Rebbe tells me to stay and she’ll calm down, but now she’s at some virtual coffee shop demanding someone make the proper tune for her to send me to Olam Haba. But I’m not ready to die! This was never a suicide mission!!!
HELP!!! How do I get her to see that I’m really on her side? Is she so oblivious to my Sh’ma that she doesn’t hear it? Can’t she I’m davening for her?
To think, before coming here I was buzzing all over the world. People paid me to travel near and far for chizzuk and brachot! I cannot let all Hashem’s people down by getting myself killed.
All she needs is a cup and piece a paper if she wants me gone anyway. I’ll go to my next assignment. My Rebbe will understand. Just please lady chill and have emuna. No one was sent to you to be murdered.
If you all don’t hear from me again, sending you all blessings for the best. And I pray Hashem has rachmanos on her when she’ll be doing teshuva. Thanks.”
(Taken from the Puddle Room, a forum for frum flies)
And I-yee-yi-eye-yyyyyy will always bug you-ooo!!
Don’t kill the fly
Because that swatter is too pretty
To be smacking a bug all spitty
Kill kill kill your anger!
Kill kill kill your fear!
Kill kill kill no one my dear!
Because your sweater is too plush
For you to murder in a rush
Or in slow-motion
And at all
So murder murder murder your will to kill
And Hashem will deliver an airplane to pick up the fly and they’ll go back to the sky
Because at the end of the day
Winged beasts or no-winged beasts only want to play(c) Lightbrite 2017
Tumeric mitigates inflammation.
No, they are not Kosher.
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See Parma Violets at the Swizzels Matlow UK SHOP.
You will see 2.2kg of Parma Violets for sale at ÂŖ19.99
And this chart on product info:
“Shelf Life 10 months
Weight 2.2kg(Inc. immediate wrappings)
Suitable for vegetarians Yes
Suitable for vegans Yes
Gluten free Yes
Artificial colours No
Contains nuts No
Halal No
Kosher No ”If you simply go to the Swizzels Matlow website, it only says suitable for “Vegans, Vegetarians, and Coeliacs” – so check out their official Store page to see that they aren’t Kosher.
Thanks & May you find something yummy and Kosher đĨđđĄđđĸđ
Where is EH 165:4?
Love can do a lot but it doesn’t just fix things. We’re also not supposed to stray after our hearts.
Also, feelings and emotions change.
And love could really be chemical in the brain when two people meet and “fall in love” but two years later when they’re partners in life, paying bills, juggling babies, parenting together, and asserting themselves with in-laws, love needs to be practical.
I too am not a fan of stigma. Yet that does not mean love is everything. If that were true, then why marry Jewish because one can also fall in love with someone who isn’t Jewish? Does love conquer all here too?
Thank you
Big hats are also inconvenient in crowds
Why judge rodents?
I eat sardines now because of the high omega 3 and lower mercury — I have no clue how I didn’t know sardines are actually better than tuna up until last year. Growing up, I ate tuna nearly every day for lunch at school! Sometimes I mourn the loss of my brain had I not eaten tuna – but maybe it’s all in my head? At least I wasn’t eating lead chips and inhaling leaded gas.
Btw, electrical cords contain lead! Just learned that – even if there’s no warning label. So don’t eat food with your hands or put your fingers in your mouth, or wrapped wires (or unprotected wires), if you’d like to avoid consuming lead.
Yepp yepp – back to sushi. Yes RY, you can eat cooked sushi, but then it’s not so much sushi sushi as it is fixed towards someone’s liking/request/needs. I eat cooked sushi – eating raw fish weirds me out. My dog loves it though!
Is it another rabbi with the same name?
No Meno, you’re definitely not the only one.
Price of food was extremely relevant growing up for my family and it is now for me.
Back in the day, if there was no coupon, then it wasn’t on the shopping list.
It really is nice to go grocery shopping with someone who doesn’t consider the prices.
Big or less big, maybe hats today have more safety features, like cars.
Syag Lchochma: Thanks for sharing! I didn’t think of the part about being singled out. That’s a lot to deal with – and I commend you for presenting it positively! âē