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  • in reply to: Difference between Aquaphor and Aquaphor Baby #1332441
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    Is there a baby version of the pink tax?

    in reply to: Let’s all be trolls in the same thread #1331205
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    I plead the 5th on your first statement.

    As for llamas, how is a sleeping llama a successful night guard?

    in reply to: Let’s all be trolls in the same thread #1331182
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    RebbYidd23 that’s ridiculous and offensive. Everyone knows that llamas are notorious snorers and fall asleep at their posts more often than not. If you want them to guard you, then fine. But when they make the news, like back in March at the Yiddish Torah Country Club for loud and obscene behaviour, why would anyone support the petition?

    Maybe if you bribe them with fleishing jerky, or mango jerky, but not for free.

    in reply to: Moshiach’s website #1330494
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    Really PosterGirl? I feel like Moshiach would elevate it completely and it would be one of his loudspeakers.

    What does Chazal say about how Moshiach will communicate with the world?

    Thank you

    in reply to: My open letter (hope it’s good!) #1330495
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    ☺☺☺☺☺☺🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅💡💡💡💡💡💡💡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🏡🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎👏👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯

    Just a belated boost of support!!!! ☺

    in reply to: Moshiach’s website #1330459
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    Video of Torah at Har Sinai… will Moshiach give us a glimpse of Matan Torah when he makes himself known?

    Will he have a TorahTube video or maybe even a live re-enactment of the event?

    Or will we remember it like it just happened?

    in reply to: Moshiach’s website #1330461
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    Whoa the matrix…. will it still be made of 1s and 0s?

    in reply to: Moshiach’s website #1330436
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    What about when it’s a Hebrew website? Will he still use Torah?

    In Israel now, they use, co.il — and at least you know that you’ll likely be coming across a website in Hebrew

    Is there a way to distinguish the languages? Or will it be like one of those websites where you choose your language? Like Ikea or whatever.

    Thanks Joseph! 🙂

    in reply to: Moshiach’s website #1330435
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    Oh. Like instead of “com”?

    in reply to: Protection from Crime in Dangerous Communities #1330430
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    Pepper spray yes, for protection.

    My shul’s calendar this year has an advertisement for a gun club.

    in reply to: kiruv on adults #1330215
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    College students and adults… that’s all that I thought was out there — the kiruvtopia

    Depends on where you live, but there likely is a ton of stuff. Everyone here probably knows I am about to mention Chabad, but there is likely also an Aish, classes at the local shul, and much much more

    in reply to: kiruv on adults #1330213
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    They have kiruv for kids?

    in reply to: Is Coca-Cola repeating its old mistakes? #1327453
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    This is a question for their polar bears.

    in reply to: Public schooling vs wolves 👨‍🏫🆚🐺 #1325937
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    What happens when it rains? Will the children study in ponchos made of faux fur?

    in reply to: Public schooling vs wolves 👨‍🏫🆚🐺 #1325938
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    When it snows will they study in a cave? Or is it best to study by shade of bear?

    in reply to: The Halachic Perils Of A Frum Chat Room #1325913
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    RY23 is right there… I was born with this name. In the 1960’s a toy company paid my parents $620,000 to purchase the rights to my name. My Aba said, Maybe. But then my Ema said. No. So the company paid nothing, changed the light in my name to “lite” (like some lower calorie yogurt) and now I have to explain that the chicken came first.

    in reply to: cost of living for a young couple in lakewood #1325920
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    250 for food for two people sounds very conservative. As one person that’s very modest. Maybe I just eat a lot.

    in reply to: Public schooling vs wolves 👨‍🏫🆚🐺 #1325355
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    Will the wolves feed them kosher snacks?

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    Maybe you’ll find good boots! Don’t give up.

    Have you purchased boots on Amazon (retailer Amazon, and shipped by Amazon with free returns) or Zappos (where everything has free returns)?

    I buy most of my boots on Amazon. That way, if they don’t fit right, I just box them up and ship them back.

    Over the years, I’ve refined my sense of what boots work and what don’t, all thanks to online shopping! 🙂

    in reply to: Welcome Back, Lul !! #1324304
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    Yays!!! Welcome BACK *LU* 😄😄😄💖💖💖💚💚💚✌✌✌✌☺☺☺🌷🌷🌷🌷🌹🌹🌹🌸🌺🌺🌺🌺🌻🌻🌻🌻🌈🌈🌈🌈🌞🌞🌞🌞🌴🌴🌴🌴🌳🌳🌳🌳🍓🍓🍓🍓🍉🍉🍉🍎🍎🍎🍎🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩☕☕☕☕☕☕🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨

    in reply to: In non-political terms, what is a post-turtle? #1324302
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    Oh okay thanks RebYidd23. I thought that you made it up. You’re really amazingly creative. ☺🌴🌷🍓🌹🌈🌼

    in reply to: Meet me in real life #1324213
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    Health is in America. Isn’t he?

    Haifagirl? Takahmamash?

    Who else is in Israel?

    Is WinnieThePooh is EY?

    Happy Go Lucky!!?

    I know!!! Shopping613!!! ?

    in reply to: Meet me in real life #1324212
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    Omgosh!!! Lilmod Ulemaid you’re back!!! Missed you 🙂 🙂 🙂

    Yays!!! <3

    in reply to: Welcome Back, Lul !! #1324211
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    Are you talking about Lilmod Ulemaid?? <3 <3 <3

    in reply to: Re-lensing existing glasses frame #1322948
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    The optometrists I know don’t like re-lensing existing frames because they might break in the process, especially if they are older. It may also depend on the frame type and lense type.

    You may need to sign a release saying that you accept that hat they may break and they are not liable for any damages.

    in reply to: Irony #1322946
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    Lol DovidBT! Very true 🙂

    in reply to: Irony #1322810
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    Why is there iron in irony?

    in reply to: Is it worth it to get married and divorced? #1322763
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    Isn’t that called having a boyfriend or girlfriend?

    in reply to: Is it worth it to get married and divorced? #1322717
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    Yes RebYidd23, masochists

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    Scottsdale21, will you please be my mother-in-law!!! 🙂

    in reply to: Inside-out Ravioli 🔀🍝 #1320642
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    That does happen when they’re overboiled. Maybe they think out of the box. They deserve a reward, like an Israeli Flag ribbon. Or a gigantic drawing of Mt. Sinai. Or a Hungry Hippos board game with extra Hippos.

    in reply to: Are Crocs Tznius 🐊🐊 #1320640
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    Why can’t a native wear Crocs but a non-native can?

    in reply to: Sleeping dogs and purity 💤🐕🚰 #1319472
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    Hey no fair! Popa totally plagiarized my post, and my post got shutdown before you can say knish!

    Wait, maybe this is a compliment, just please cite the source next time.

    Thanks 🙂

    Thank you for bringing this to our attention. An attorney has been contacted and, if appropriate, legal action will be taken against Popa.

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    Maybe “interactive” is on a spectrum. Think about how sometimes “Live Footage” comes in at a 5-10 delay, just in case something inappropriate pops up and they need to do a quickie content fix.

    in reply to: Would it be evil #1318090
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    To answer your second-to-latest post, please see your latest post.

    in reply to: Would it be evil #1318059
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    RebYidd23 my dear, have we not established the evil here? Are you creating the circle of life in your science lab?

    in reply to: Parent of OTD child #1318050
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    And the funny thing is that now Toyotas are popular with Millennials (at least that’s what I read last year), because they’re reliable

    in reply to: $4.88 Mousepad with ergonomic wrist rest #1317697
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    Meno, do you rest your wrist on the desk? Or current mouse pad, if you have one?

    in reply to: $4.88 Mousepad with ergonomic wrist rest #1317696
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    The proper thing to do is hover your hands over your keyboard and never rest your wrist on a mouse.

    Technically my desk is too high, my chair too low, and my mouse-using wrist and elbow on that hand are perpetually red and maybe callused from years of improper typing and computer using.

    in reply to: How often do you think about your liver? #1317700
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    Ooops you literally said that.

    From first read I was thinking about you eating what you were buying for Shabbos, which I imagined being Shabbos food something, and then yes… clever! ☺

    in reply to: How often do you think about your liver? #1317698
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    Seriously? Wait, are you talking about eating liver? 🙂

    in reply to: Frum Doctors #1317631
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    Wasn’t Rambam a doctor? Or am I thinking about Rashi?

    in reply to: Ideas For Bachurim 💡👨 #1317620
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    If you don’t give bachurim activities to do, then what do they generally do naturally or habitually or something?

    in reply to: Would it be evil #1317614
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    Yes, absolutely evil.

    in reply to: A strange temptation? #1317609
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    Yesterday I shared a video of a puppy boxing one of those inflatable punching things for kids, the kind that’s like a beach ball with a weight on the bottom so it flings back.

    in reply to: CRitter 🐦🐞 #1317578
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    Cell phone alcohol swabs make clean

    in reply to: CRitter 🐦🐞 #1317579
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    Shoe polish I’m 1/4th Polish

    in reply to: Chalav Yisrael Egg Cream 🥚🥛 #1317564
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    Is that how egg nog came about? Making an adult version of the egg cream?

    Thanks for the new and improved info btw 🙂

    in reply to: Frum Doctors #1317562
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    My Rabbi’s son is in medical school now and he is extremely committed to observing Torah and honoring Hashem

    in reply to: Chalav Yisrael Egg Cream 🥚🥛 #1317448
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    This is very misleading! Had I not Googled “Egg Cream,” I would have never guessed that chocolate plays a crucial role in the recipe. You guys weren’t kidding! 🙂

    Meno: Think you’re missing the secret ingredient

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