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I personally would recommend against it.
In two places in Shas (Bava Kama 80a and Nazir 57b) we find that Rav Adda bar Ahava called Rav Huna’s wife, Chova, by her first name. However, he was addressing Rav Huna, as opposed to addressing her directly.
LevAryehMemberIf I’m not mistaken the mechaber says that repeating a word of Krias Shema (which according to the Mishna Berurah refers to either the first Pasuk or the first Parsha) invalidates the recital and the person would not be yotzei.
LevAryehMemberRight now it’s an eis le’ehov, and not an eis lisnow.
LevAryehMemberI fell into a river and got really wet. I told my friend, “My, look at how dry I am!” Confused, he said, “You’re not dry; you’re wet!” I said, “I was using a lashon soggy nahar.”
LevAryehMemberI was driving up and down the street looking for my daughter, Shani. My wife was looking out the right side and I was looking out the left side. Suddenly, I told my wife, “You can stop looking.” “Why?” she asked. I pointed out my window at the sidewalk. “Shani hacha.”
LevAryehMemberThe tunes were my own, and the music was arranged by Yitzy Berry, son of Suki (as in Suki & Ding).
Some people have told me that The Aveirah Song sounds a bit like Livin’ La Vida Loca (Ricky Martin), but I didn’t copy it from there.
LevAryehMemberThanks guys for the kind words, I really appreciate it. I’m not going to promise anything, but there definitely has been chatter about a new video, maybe.
LevAryehMemberWIY
Copied and pasted.
LevAryehMemberShelo Asani Isha.
LevAryehMemberThanks mods! So what the heck am I?
LevAryehMemberOther than the Shmorg, I don’t know if it’s anywhere. You could check YouTube. (OorahKR is their channel name.)
LevAryehMemberYeah, the Rambam does say that the Nefesh/Ruach needs the body, as opposed to the Neshama. Feel free to look it up.
LevAryehMemberIf it’s any help, I’m not offering to help you.
LevAryehMembercoffee addict – You must be right, because women say that bracha too.
LevAryehMemberSee the Rambam Hilchos Yesodei Hatorah 4:8, where he says that every human being has what’s called ??? or ???.
Then see 4:9, where he clearly differentiates between the ??? and the ????, so there would be no indication that a Goy has a ????.
LevAryehMemberThere’s a link on the left of this screen.
LevAryehMemberIt’s called knockout king, and it’s disgusting.
LevAryehMemberReal men don’t have subtitles.
LevAryehMemberActually a person’s parents are first on the list to receive tzedaka from them. One is not chayiv in kibud av va’em from his own money; however if they have no money he must bump them to the top of his tzedaka list. (Rashba and Rosh ? to Kiddushin 32a and mashma from Rambam Hilchos Mamrim 6:3)
LevAryehMemberClearly you’re human.
LevAryehMemberAll goyim put goyishe treifah pig ham fat pork in yiddishe kosher food.
LevAryehMemberWIY – That would depend on whether every two steps require one backwards, or only if you want to advance more steps afterwards – as a prerequisite. I would assume the second makes more sense.
LevAryehMemberOURtorah – Your rabbi told you that no one is human? Cool.
LevAryehMemberThe Rambam says to buy a house before you get married, so clearly one can have a house without a woman.
LevAryehMember??? ?????? ?????
LevAryehMember1) That doesn’t even make sense because an eved is by definition not an isha.
2) Maybe they forgot that it’s an ibbur yuhr.
3) Rambam Hilchos De’os 5:1 ??? ??? ???? ????? ???? ???? ???????? ????? ????? ?? ????? ?????.
LevAryehMemberSorry about that, streekgeek. And I think farrockgrandma is indeed right!
LevAryehMemberRight, because you know me.
November 14, 2013 2:20 am at 2:20 am in reply to: Why are they so into Burberry in Williamsburg? #986753LevAryehMemberPaisley ties that look like living room couches?
LevAryehMemberOk, I’ll explain my joke. A mule is a cross between a horse and a donkey, which are both treif. Some people…
LevAryehMemberIs a mule treif?
LevAryehMemberS’fardi frogs lend money with ribbit.
On that note, the passuk by the second makkah says V’saru haSfardim mimecha umibatecha…
LevAryehMemberTaking guns away from bad people won’t make them stop killing.
On the other hand, giving guns to good people might make them want to start killing.
But history has proven that that’s not true.
LevAryehMemberWIY – It’s not an opinion thing. It is a clearly recognizable three-step pattern. You could ask better: Why do it the longer way when you can just not take backwards steps?
pixelate & streekgeek – It’s not, I made it up.
November 13, 2013 11:31 pm at 11:31 pm in reply to: Why are they so into Burberry in Williamsburg? #986749LevAryehMemberpixelate – 15 1/2 is not mainly the neck size; it is only the neck size, measured in inches from end to end. I know that.
Obviously, the rest of the shirt is made in proportion to the neck size.
People who like slim-fitting shirts (read: people who don’t want their shirts to look like garbage bags) are better off going down a size than a fit when it comes to Express. The reason is that the fit is mainly affecting the lower end of the shirts, and the size affects the shoulders and chest, which is where the nicer fit will show.
If you don’t close your top button (no one does), a size down will not make you choke. You’ll barely notice it.
November 13, 2013 5:59 pm at 5:59 pm in reply to: Why are they so into Burberry in Williamsburg? #986742LevAryehMembera mamin – Why is that ridiculous?
LevAryehMemberI’m going to try to be nice when I say this, but if you’re the type of person who believes in alternative medicine, I shudder to think how you’ll react when your kids get sick.
November 13, 2013 5:54 pm at 5:54 pm in reply to: Why are they so into Burberry in Williamsburg? #986740LevAryehMemberPoster – If your husband isn’t fat, get him an Express 1MX shirt. I promise you the fit will be a thousand times nicer.
Go down a size, up a fit. In other words, if he wears a 15 1/2 slim-fit now from Brooks Brothers, get him a 14 1/2 modern fit from Express. The shirts are generally $59.90 but they usually have a buy one get one half off running, plus other seasonal deals.
If he is indeed fat, stick with the much looser-fitting Brooks Brothers.
LevAryehMemberWIY – you’re looking at it as a four-step sequence, in which case you’d be right. Since every two steps require another step, it is in fact a three-step sequence. Therefore (F – forward; B – backward):
FFB,FFB,FFB,FFB,etc.
So every three steps advance you the distance of one step.
(Feel free to make jokes about FFBs.)
LevAryehMemberI was a Labrador Retriever in a previous life.
LevAryehMemberSanityIsOverrated – You’re thinking of oso v’es b’no. Actually this would be more like a case of a ben pakuah, where the baby does not need shechitah at all. If I remember correctly it can be eaten as ever min hachai as well.
LevAryehMemberjewishfeminist02 – Closest answer. The real answer would be a 200% increase, minus two steps. Instead of 100 steps, you’d have to take 298 steps.
LevAryehMemberUsed appropriately, Facebook can be very good for the neshama.
So can the CR.
LevAryehMemberthe-art-of-moi – Colloquially both work.
LevAryehMemberGamanit – Good point. I’ll write an angry letter to the Rambam explaining to him that he’s wrong.
LevAryehMemberIf you want to make friends online, open a facebook.
LevAryehMemberIt sounds like you guys regularly pick up hitchhikers. How often do you get random requests for a ride altogether, let along four people asking you for a ride?
You get what you’re looking for.
LevAryehMemberWhatever happened to ezer kenegdo? Ah, the beauty of Rashi.
November 12, 2013 4:41 pm at 4:41 pm in reply to: Why are they so into Burberry in Williamsburg? #986735LevAryehMemberSome people think that they look good in something because they paid a lot of money for it. Baggy Brooks Brothers shirts never looked good on anyone, yet so many bachurim wear them.
LevAryehMemberim very not acedmic
This.
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