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There is no longer a need for the neutron bomb. We already have something that destroys people and leaves buildings intact. It’s called a mortgage.
My sister was out on a date. A few days later, an acquaintance of my husband told my husband he had something to tell him. He told him that he saw his wife (me) with another man and my head was uncovered. My husband then told him that it was my twin sister he saw.
Thank you, areivimzehlazeh. Here’s another one if the moderator will let it through. A few weeks late.
They used to say that a black person would not be elected president of the United States until pigs flew, a hundred days of Obama and swine flu!
An Alberta couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out
during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at
the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years
earlier.Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their
travel schedules. So, the husband left Calgary and flew to Florida
on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer
in his room, so he decided to send an email to his
wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in
her email address,and without realizing his error, sent the email to a
wrong person!!Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home
from her husband’s funeral.The widow decided to check her email expecting messages
from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she
screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found
his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To:
My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Arrived
Date: January 17, 2008
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers
here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.
I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I’ve seen that everything
has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to
seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P. S. Sure is hot down here!!!