TRUE 1ST PERSON EPISODE:

Back in the late seventies I took the girl to the Planitarium.

Now, waddaya think happens when you take a Yeshiva guy, put him in a plush reclining armchair, close the lights and tell him to look at the ‘sky and stars’?

Till this day, every time my wife has a hard time waking me up, she says she had fair warning how difficult it was gonna be!!

Yes! I actually fell asleep on the date!