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I told you that joke about Sammy the Cheerio, no?
Some rabbanim are of the opinion that music=live music. Most rabbanim in Yerushalayim allow recorded music to be played by weddings for that reason. Others say to go to Bnei Brak if you want music. Since a cd player can sound like live music to people who don’t know better, for maaras ayin you can only listen on headphones.
I totally agree! This edited is edited!
One thing Rivky forgot to take into account when she designed the vaccine. She only intended to collect the money from NASI, not make any real shidduchim. She didn’t realize that a mob of angry girls whose cloned husbands suddenly ceased to exist could cause her to go the same way. She heard the mob getting closer and closer. She hid in her coat closet. Rivky realized that the girls would open the coat closet first thing when they walked into her apartment, so she quickly and quietly crept out and hid in the cabinet under the sink. Don’t ask how she fit in- you do not want to know.
Meanwhile, as the girls were getting closer and closer, Rivky was getting wetter and wetter from the drip in the pipe. Soon she would be covered in disgusting dirty water. Her OCD was pressuring her to jump out and just face her fate with the girls. Her claustrophobia was trying to figure out which was worse- the pressure of the cabinet or the girls all around her. Her dementia was making her forget. Her schizophrenia was telling her that the cabinet walls are her safety protectors, and if she dare move them they will turn into slugs. Her paranoia was telling her that her schizophrenia was right.
Verizon has terrible customer service. Their reception is good, but if you have trouble with your plan… forget about it. Why don’t you do a prepaid plan, that way you pay less.
Great! A sem thread! Maybe now things will be more lively…
DaasYochid +1
No way… you’ll get used to it, and the awkwardness will go away.
If his/her semicha was from Rabbah Avi Weiss.
Seriously though, from the cr rules:
1 – Please don’t try to pry out personal information. Any questions or comments directed towards trying to “figure out” a blogger’s identity will not be tolerated.
Because they’re delicious!
And Joseph is what?
DaMoshe- True, there were acts done against Jews in Israel throughout history. However, I don’t think there were ever so many in so few years as since the war of independence.
My name is George, I’m a typist. I don’t post under my real name, because some people discriminate against monkeys.
Oh! So that guy is Joseph? I was wondering who that strange guy buying prepaid cell phones in bulk was.
You give a politely phrased quick answer, and address the question better when you’re in private.
Thank you!
I had a near-death experience http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/get-those-drunk-drivers-off-the-road
Chicken refers to both male and female. Roosters are male, and hens are female. Cow on the other hand is only female- the males are called bulls.
I was wondering why that UFO was getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I used to have a pet rock, but the local pet shop charged a lot for rock food so I had to get rid of it. Luckily, one of my neighbors was looking for a pet, so I didn’t have to turn it out on the street.
Generally, if it’s a short distance the kallah’s father will go. My nephew wasn’t going to travel to Israel three days before his daughters wedding so he stayed home. My son on the other hand didn’t have a choice as the ofruf was on his block, so he went.
writersoul- I think you meant 20%…
I actually only count sefira for less than half a year. I really have to work on that.
It’s a piece of the afikomen, not stam matzah. It’s a minhag.
I guess insurance figures that most people will take care of purchasing glasses on their own. Like they purchase groceries and don’t land in the emergency room for starvation complications.
rebyidd23- insurance does not have to cover anything that was not included in the plan coverage prior to signing up.
You can buy decent glasses online for under $50.
Medicaid doesn’t cover root canals, but they do cover dentures. Mine doesn’t cover any dental work at all, they say to get separate dental insurance. So that’s what I had to do…
My Health Insurance said you don’t need teeth. They of course didn’t say those exact words, but they said they do not cover dental work.
Is he allergic to all eggs, or only chicken eggs?
Redleg- Cancer patients look scary. Cardiac patients usually don’t.
Do chassidim who don’t wear zukken go barefoot?
I’m pretty sure it’s the supermarket Breadberry. Their sign is orange and their name begins with a B.
What about french fries? They’re a pesach staple.
I personally don’t eat gebrokts, but we don’t go crazy over it. No drying leaves, and no shaking off charoses after dipping.
zahavasdad-people who are really machmir on gebrotz towel dry the leaves. They’ll also only use charoses by maror, not by korach.
This is an old discussion… many threads on this topic. Here’s one for starters.
You got no brains! Why are we starting to fight each other? It’s just what the big shots want to see that we’re street trash; street rats with no brains with no respect for nothin’ including ourselves! So here’s how it is: if we don’t act together, then we’re nothin’, if we don’t stick together, we’re nothin’, and if we can’t even trust each other, then we’re nothin’.
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oomis- the man may give the Y chromosome, but woman makes it into a man.
Help! My clothing is machine made!
Gam Ani, to the T.
WolfishMusings- It doesn’t seem like the torah learning is a burned to you, just the weight of a sefer. Get a kindle loaded with all sefarim and you wouldn’t have this problem.
Agree with DaasYochid.
Has Russia ever captured Constantinople/Istanbul?
I would probably wait a bit before converting, to make sure I’m not just doing it because I can’t imagine not being jewish. I’d want to be jewish because of the special kesher with Hashem, not just because I can’t imagine life any other way.
I loved all Shmuel Kunda tapes! I wonder what this one is going to be like. “Hello. My name is Mr. Osborne. I am an official for the housing department of New York. Hello. My name is Mr. Osborne…”
I wonder if we’ll ever know for sure what happened.