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coke not pepsi (btw youre about to become CNP) what happens if someone scares you half to death twice?
AOB: thats like despite the complaints (or something like that) of the living, do you notice how popular it remains?
I’m rooting for SJS and squeak equally but squeak I want to give you a little nachas I was talking to someone before and I made SUCH a squeakish comment!!! you would’ve been so proud of me!
anonymisss that was the chairpeople doing their duty
this thread was getting dangerously near the bottom of the page…gotta do my duty to keep it on top…anyone got any more?
syag lechachma I’m a little late but that was great!!!
anonymisss I agree with you but it was bringing out a point, and humor has a way of doing that like nothing else can.
present…for approximately 2 minutes more… see you people later then
I think I’m about to be post 1100!!
ames thanx for the ego-boost it was very safe but still good 😉
squeak that was great!
now for a real answer:
moish, I just love screaming at you… jk to debate anonymously or to bring out a side of you that may get shunned in real life and just to have a good time and maybe to unwind or relax a little
satisfied?
this is a reformed joke but it went something like this…
ask not what kapusta can do for you; but rather what you can do for kapusta
original: ask not what your country can do for you; but rather what you can do for your country
squeak: lol!
but it was funny, I looked at it before and I saw the halacha and I was wondering who would write a joke about that…
charlie, I’m waiting for my ego-boost!
I vote for both halacha and joke to keep the peace
ames wish I could though, some smallies (new word) biggies, and biggie biggies. how did I do? everything come through?
asdf yeah and you also live in Ireland. are the tickets more fun there? jk
22oldgold, I tried (somewhat effectively) to put the “dont tell Hashem how big your troubles are, tell your troubles how big Hashem is” into use. cant say I passed 100%, but maybe getting there eventually. Its very much appreciated and I thought it deserved a special thank you.
squeak your bar jokes brought this one back from the dead.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. we dont serve ducks in here get out. again, the duck walks in, and again the bartender yells at it. it keeps on happening until finally the bartender tells the duck the next time it comes in, he’ll nail its beak to the floor. the duck walks in again, got any nails? no. good, got a beer?
this may have been posted on the joke of the day or already on this thread, sorry if its a repeat
much too long to get into here, and I’m still waiting for my ego-booster. Thanx
teen basically that chachma is present by the goyim but not torah
ames not judging but I still think my day was worse… sorry :/ and btw, please check the general shmooze thread
May Hashem bless you with a tremendous amount of siyatta dishmaya in this (and all other) tests!!!
charlies not here and I really need an ego boost, anyone volunteering to take over?
not limited to, but maybe you, ames?
an open book, my only complaint about your sn, (not you!!!) is its too long to type its like three seperate words. can someone come up with a revised version? (sorry ;/)
How about AOB?
ICOT, I’m all for mashiach coming right now
now what about
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k -for kapusta!!! even though I doubt its used I have to remain faithful to my name
mod 39 how do you know I’m not?
charlie you are irreplaceable <repeat as many times as necessary> and now you could show me what you’ve got
to stave off any attacks from my newfound “friends” I’ll just keep quiet for right now
an open book I would also be really curious but I dont think it would be worth revealing myself
areivim, I really dont want to start anything, and I feel very funny saying this, but I had a bit of a tough day, and I’m not looking for any sympathy or anything, but in the future, please be a little more civil.
definitely not pro smoking, but I think of the “evils” out there, its one of the best
ICOT, I think your living in a very idealistic world, each correct answer will result in another soneh-Yisroel being disposed of. jk
ames if your looking for competition, I’m available
ames, yeah right, am I your new punching bag after a hard day? jk
moish, I assume you read that post…
why is everyone screaming at me? I think I’m getting a complex.
charlie where are you? I need you!
anonymisss are you also a mod? jk I was actually planning on writing the same thing I dont know what happened that I didnt
curious I dont know, sorry, I dont think I’m thinking up to par right now
qwerty ok I checked some of the hangman thread and I still dont know what youre talking about sorry 🙁
qwerty when was I included? that was for asdf unless thats you also…jk? I wonder
mods come back, and I was just about to compliment you…
anonymisss I’m with you, well partially, I also didnt do anything wrong and ames gave me mussar and moish agreed! and this is all when I’m not feeling well!
I’m here, to the relief of many
22oldgold those were great! and like the joke goes:
someone asked a 100 year old women what the best benefit is about reaching 100? she replied, no peer pressure.
qwerty glad to have ya
asdf yup they were awesome, very very deep moish was here I think until a little before I left but I really wouldnt know because the updating was very funny after qwerty left which makes me wonder (again) if qwerty is really mod 39
are there any mods in the house? just about time for mod 39 to come back again
asdf why wasnt I included in the feeling better section?
teen hope you feel better soon and I mean really soon gnight
ok, I’m here with the remainder of a stomach virus and maybe a little fever
mod 39 are you coming back tonight, or is any mod coming back
moish go to the mazel tov thread (see I didnt demand anything over there, I’m improving) and you dont have to answer me just read my post to you and tell me when you do (btw, it was completely sincere)
mod 72 mazel tov
I think the name of this thread should be changed to “post here if youre about to leave the CR”
any other mods here please raise your hands
an open book thanx
mods just cuz I’m not feeling well (and teen too) could you be nice and update? thank you
teen I vote for stomach virus and I should know, cuz I think I have a touch of one too.
if we have two mods on now why are the updates so funny? what are you really doing?
or maybe it was an involutary reaction to moish jk