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these jokes require a new laffy taffy thread
ames pasta soaks up the water, is that called affecting?
moish what on earth?!?!?! I didnt read the whole thing, just most of it, so I guess thats were my problem is…
sorry cantor
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everyone say chaf beis today? see my post on the general shmooze thread
absolutely not thats why I revolunteer myself, so I can show you what real modding is! 🙂
areivim,…….I’ll just say the cookie part but you get what I mean. 🙂 jk
moish, and you were complaining about me?
I volunteer myself 🙂
moish I never thought I’d say this but why would you be in a crummy mood? YOU PASSED YOUR ROAD TEST TODAY! and that means that, in a few long months, you can actually drive! I think theres something wrong here and why so moody lately? 🙂
areivim as ames put it GON (groan out loud) 🙂
ames I wasn’t questioning your sense of humor, because I know you have a good one, you just seem really depressed now, I hope I’m wrong 🙂
back to jokes now
mod 25 thats ok now what about some heavy duty modding?
ames all forgiven 🙂 (because its you,) :):):):):):):):):):):) (and it sounds like you need a smile)
moish dont what?
and you were complaining that I was tough on you
ames WHAT IS WITH YOU TODAY?!?!?!?! do you need some cheering up?
ames ok, ok, but on the same note I didnt realize ames was either, my name, well kapusta, it happens, is a word, but its my name so I didnt know it counted… sorry 🙁 but keep smiling so 🙂
areivim this time apology DEFINITELY not accepted 🙂 JK (happy now?)
mod 25 glad to have you but you took my line 🙂
moish youre teasing me, this is not nice… :/
dont worry moish, shoprite always has room for baggers or if theyre full maybe try costco jk (double jk for anyone who understood the second part) 🙂
ames that was posted 46 minutes ago. What is with you, are you just a bad faster, or are you in need of a talk?
cantor not sure about this but I think the real fast was actually in nissan. dont quote me though 🙂
I was kidding areivim, I was actually talking to one of my friends last night and we were saying how similar a sense of humor we have and we expect the person to take it with a jk at the end (which this time I forgot) when we make comments like that. this is probably gibberish to you though because you dont know me in real life… 🙂 one thing I will accept is the cookie part :p but with the tough, youre way off base
moish fine but now youre treading on thin ice <insert jk for this post and last post> jk
Mayan_Dvash if that was for me I understood that part, I just didnt get areivims comment about the Hamlet thing
moish the question isnt about how many people typing under the influence, the question is how many mods will be modding under the influence and will let stuff go through
ames forewarned is forarmed
please refrain from posting any comments symbolizing depression in the humor thread in the future. jk whats eating you, you dont sound like the ames I know…
remember to 🙂
apology NOT accepted 🙂
OK mod 72, glad to have you back! in the future please put your modding before anything else. 😉
yes but thats on purim, this is on taanis esther
ames try this one 🙂 I’ll admit, its not my best :/
A Chinese and an Israeli were walking together.
Chinese: “They recently found some phone cables in china proving the chinese were the first to have telephones.”
Israeli: “Well they didnt find any in Israel, proving they had wireless.”
I’ll wait here while you groan 🙂
wheres Dr, seuss in the megilla?
suess v’rechev
72 where’ve you been the last few days?
I’ve been looking in every so often, however, I had a really big project due and I had limited time to stop in. I kept looking for the “where is 72” thread… :o)YW Moderator-72
I so hate to break up the beginings of a good argument but this IS a humor thread (not that anyone would know)so can we please stick to humor?
moish if I ask for a reply will I be bombarded with your bad mood again or is there nothing (even me) that can put you in a bad mood today?
just saw this
The Kav Hayashar says that one who needs mercy from heaven regarding any matter should take time on Taanis Esther to say chapter 22 of Tehillim and then pour forth one’s request to Hashem and mention the zchus of Mordechai and Esther; that in their merit Hashem should respond, and open the gates of mercy, and accept the tefillah willingly.
22oldgold nice!
Tthere are three factors to consider when choosing a house, location, location, and…I always forget the third one.”
moish I’ll make a deal with you you do one more, and I’ll do one more 🙂
AOB: you were here when intellegent was here? I didnt know you were that old!!! 🙂
wheres charlie?
areivim what?!?!?!
Mayan_Dvash everything, we have such a mix, thats why its so enjoyable, to see a view that may not be your own, but still completely true.
squeak I dont know if they were the same person, but I know I would’ve been going crazy remembering to put the $ and not !!!!!!!!!!!! and vice versa 🙂
me? the coffee! definitely! 🙂
ok, probably somewhere in between the egg and the coffee 🙂
PY could you write in detail exactly what is done, when
moish whats wrong with it?
moish what a good plan 😉 keep up the good work 🙂
mepal welcome! 🙂
btw, what do you plan on doing with your life in the way of an education? 🙂
when I said you to give me a word I meant one in conversational english! I accept the challenge again, with the above requirements
areivim lol!
moish yes more!
BREAKING NEWS!!! CNN is now reporting that a tornado has destroyed several houses in mexico, killing hundreds.
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OK mod 39 and moish, I did my job! 🙂
V’es sheva hanaros hariuyos (bais:tes)
along with the seven appropriate servants
The gemarah explains Esther had seven servants, and set up a system where each one would serve her on a certain day of the week so she would know when shabbos was.
why would Esther, a niviah, need to set up a system to know when shabbos was?
she kept her jewishness hidden, and she was afraid the maids would see her not working on shabbos, and realize that she was jewish, and keeping in mind “batala maviah lidei sh’imos” (laziness leads to indolence) she kept herself busy throughout the week. she set up a system so that the maids who served her during the week, didnt see her rest on shabbos, and the ones who saw her on shabbos, thought she didnt work the entire week. (Yaaros Devash)
taken from the artscroll megillah
moish, time for yours… 🙂