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ames I DO agree with you, I was just stating my observation, since Joseph has disappeared from the CR 🙂
will hill how do you happen to know that? 🙂
aussieboy, I think the torah was given after, no such commandment at that point 🙂
squeak is this a competition? if it is I think I’m winning… 🙂
anonymisss, if you want to talk or something, I’m here (mods aren’t, but I am) and if you want to do it through email is also fine. queen kapusta is a good listener 🙂
keep smiling :):):):):)
ames good one! 🙂
ames, yiddish? from you?
ok, this went something like this (I might be improvising a little)
you spend the first 40 years of your life worrying what everyone else thinks of you, then you spend the rest of it realizing that no one was interested
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AOB youre just not lucky enough to know all of me yet :p 🙂
so anyone up for another word? 🙂
IMO, absolutely not!!! 🙂
moish what did I ever do to you? 🙂
anonymisss I was being so nice to you… 🙂 but I guess we have different sorts of friends, in fact, most girls I know are not like that 🙂
ok, now I really gotta go good shabbos again 🙂
we really need a CR themesong, anyone else on this one? maybe ntzar leshoncha (although the fighting has been MUCH better lately!) 🙂
I think Joseph has returned as inshidduchim 😉
squeak, youre doing better than me 😉
in case that was a repeat…
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
“Because I’m not an atheist.”
Then, asks the teacher, “What are you?”
“I’m a Christian.”
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian.
“Well, I was brought up christian. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian.”
The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly.
“What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?”
She paused, and smiled. “Then,” says Lucy, “I’d be an atheist.”
this might be a repeat, but I actually checked through this page and the last one to see if it was on here, didnt find it.
Two old men are sitting together talking in the park. their wives are sitting on the next bench, talking to each other.
man 1: you know, last night we went to a great resturant..
man 2: oh? what was it called?
1: I dont remember, oh, whats the name of that flower, its red, and has thorns?
2: you mean a rose?
1: yes, yes. Rose, what was the name of that restaurant we went to last night?
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I see the ezras nashim has been open to illegals 🙂
lets not even try it, this is a good thread and lets keep it that way 🙂
why? to prove that I’m not lazy? 🙂
not always, buddy you got much to learn about girls! 🙂
I think this place needs some kind of a theme song 🙂
a queen always does, although I may be a better queen (and CR board member, and joke of the day gabbai) than most 🙂
well like I said, implied, not actually said 🙂
anonymisss, when you find one, let me know 😉 and I second areivims menuchas hanefesh bracha. I wrote that thing late into the night 🙂
please, let us know when everythings better again!!! I really want to know!!! :):):):):)
I had you in mind today during davening, hope it accomplished something for you 🙂
thanks Jewess 🙂
yeah but you still say you’re younger than the person I think you are 🙂
and I always thought I had a high vocabulary :/ what does that mean?
whos up next?
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good shabbos everyone!!! 🙂
squeak, for you 😉
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting!
The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, “PULL OVER!”
“NO!” the woman yelled back, “Cardigan!”
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why try something that wont work anyway? 😉 as the saying goes, put eat chocolate on your to do list for the day; at least you’ll get one thing done 😉
AOB: can we take the age (range) you lead us to believe you are for real? I’m still convinced I know you 🙂
ok, its getting late good night (morning, etc) to all CR members present, good night mod 🙂
anonymisss thats what I’m here for 🙂 (squeak, I think I just took you over) but keep smiling, it cant hurt :):):):):)
Time heals all wounds, hope yours works itself out real soon and you have a relaxing shabbos and you can recharge your batteries. can I suggest another trip to Israel, goes together with smiling; cant hurt.
ok, I do really hope that things brighten up, just know that Hashem is holding your hand right now and only giving you what you can handle, He knows you better than you know yourself and Hes hurting with you, and waiting for the second when everything will be all better, He wants it even more than you do. I give you my sincere bracha that you clearly see yad Hashem in this and recognize the good through it all and that you see everything turning out for the best 🙂
take it easy 🙂
yeah… (was that for me?) 🙂
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jothar good thing for you, you said why can one get marries, not specifically men or women 🙂
a really old joke,
When g-d firat created Adam, he complained and asked for companionship.
G-d “ok, but it’ll cost you”
Adam “how much?”
G-d “an arm and a leg”
Adam “too much, what can I get for a rib?
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mod what happened to you? we had great updates for a few minutes 🙂
moish any updating?
well I never knew you left on your own btw what was that lazy comment referring to? 🙂
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who said it is? ok, I just checked brooklyn19’s perek is 106 🙂
One’s dignity may be assaulted, vandalized and cruelly mocked, but cannot be taken away unless it is surrendered.
A man doesn’t know what happiness is until he’s married. By then it’s too late.
A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.
Formula for success: Rise early, work hard, strike oil.
– J. Paul Getty
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
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ames your friends are on an anonymous CR board, not in real life (said with heavy heavy sarcasm, buddy, I hope you realize I’m jk) :):):):):)
now i know what you think of me – & i’m insulted 🙂
squeak thanx for the nomination, lol but I think I have a few titles already, you think theres room for another one? why not? I accept! all kapustas titles, queen, board member, and now joke of the day gabbai (is gabbai also for females?)
btw, I never actually said your jokes were so awful, but I think you got voted down because you made such high standards for yourself with your own humor (yes, there was a compliment in there,) 🙂
AOB: you’ve never actually said you’re a girl, its been implied, but never actually said
moish you dropped out? didnt know that 🙂 and where on earth did you get that idea? 🙂
thank you moish, you just made my day 🙂 (so not, dont even think about it lol 🙂
chanie lol!