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To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
– George W. Bush
By the Ocean
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them.
Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something she carried in her bag. The couple assumed she was selling drugs, and debated calling the cops, but since they didn’t know
for sure they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife said, “Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?”
He hadn’t and said so. Then she said, “Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she’s really doing.”
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.
“Well, Is she selling drugs?” she asked excitedly.
“No, she’s not,” he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
“Well, What is it, then? What does she do?” his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said, “She’s a battery salesperson.”
Batteries?” cried the wife. “Yes,” he replied. She sells C cells by the sea shore.
I know, I know, not my best 🙂
ok, 5:40, I’m outta here. Good night everyone. 🙂
moish people have issues out there, probably just taking out their aggression on you 🙂
I never thought I’d say this but maybe its bedtime 🙂 Is this part of being 16? I guess youre allowed this…once in a while…jk just chill, its not worth investing the energy being angry 🙂
queen kapusta taking attendance!!! please announce yourself 🙂
mods you left us in the lurch? 🙂
good night jax and moish (?) 🙂
anyone got another word? 🙂
go break down the bathroom wall 😉 always works 🙂
or pssss 🙂
I think I’m taking over squeak for the night, saw what I did for anonymisss? Whats bothering you R’ moish? 🙂
jax its when you can understand a word (sound) just by the word itself like CRASH!!! 🙂
ok, that was a weird definition 🙂
good word mod! anyone else? 🙂
if not I’ll try to come up with something 🙂
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aussieboy the more the merrier 🙂
GREAT JOB MOD!!! CONGRATS!!!
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aussieboy LOL!
sorry that was conventional english? I said conversational english, I could give you much longer words if you want, and I want 🙂
anybody got the last letter? 🙂
so what is? theres gonna be another game up in a minute anyway 🙂
I’m really sorry mod, its late 🙂 I copy/pasted it but it was probably from an earlier update 🙂
it is I even checked it up in the dictionary, sorry mod 39 🙂
the T I didnt see, not really my fault 🙂
D I S P R O P O R T I O N A _ L E N E S S 🙂
doesnt exhausted qualify as half asleep?
basically the person is not improving because of you, not many better ways to explain it 🙂
whoops totally forgot the first s, sorry 🙂
D I S P R O P O R _ I O N A _ L E N E S S 🙂
yup its the longest word part of conversational english, I just wanted to prove to AOB that I have some kind of vocabulary, shame shes not playing 🙂
D I _ P R O P O R T I O N A _ L E N E S S 🙂
mod you still there? 🙂
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how did this thread get a purim tag? 🙂
anyone else? 🙂
jax I recognize those !!! and the late hours… am I correct? 🙂
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D I _ P R O P O R _ I O N A _ L E N E S S 🙂
pretty easy at this point 🙂
anyone? mod I know youre good at this, you got my last word 🙂
I edited my last post 🙂 check it out
ok, seems like it wont be up
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sorry I think our posts crossed paths. was that a compliment? thank you mod!!! 🙂
mod it seems like its just us :/ a shame, the rest of the gang is missing out on such fun… btw, I was looking for an answer to my question 🙂
wanna play hangman? 🙂
mod, did I have some random posts that didnt go through tonight or is it just me? 🙂
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talk, vent, whatever you want to call it 🙂
ok, AOB
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aussieboy I just saw that before, I like! 🙂
anonymisss, I have no answer for you, youre asking the age old question of tzaddik v’ra lo. one thing I can promise you is that Hashem wants you to be happy more than you do, times are crazy right now, best I could tell you is that it’s a very very big kapara, maybe for you, maybe for the world. It says (somewhere, maybe gemara) that if a person is going through something, they should check their maasim, check for bitul torah, (I think, dont quote me) and if none of those need improvement then its yisurim shel ahava. It happens that someone will suffer for someone else. It seems like this is doing a good job on you, and dont be angry at yourself, youre normal, I doubt theres a person in the world who ever went through something and didnt ask questions. remember gal gal hachozer and my offer still stands if you want it. 🙂
keep smiling :):):):):)
AOB sorry, thats what the person I think you are would reply 🙂
anonymisss dont worry, no offense taken 🙂
random question, why is your name spelled anonymisss and not anonymiss? 🙂
I think my posts are dominating this thread…
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
> pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, in Mexico
> our
> glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink from the same glass twice.
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> An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
> into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
> says in Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to
> drink out of the same glass twice either.
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> The Kentucky boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
> throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican
> and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, in America we have so many
> illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don’t have to drink with the same
> ones twice.
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funny I thought aussieboy was asdf I saw a few ha has in his posts 🙂