Joseph

So they decided to allow the Attorney General’s office to arbitrate.

Regarding your kiruv comment, keep in mind we cannot lead astray yirei shmayim in the name of attempted kiruv. We cannot engage in apologetics in difficult concepts, because you feel it may not be the best approach to kiruv.

The most important point in this discussion is to always remember that nature follows the Torah, the Torah does not have to follow nature. (As I earlier brought from the Yerushalmi about Besulim and Eidem Zomemim.)

Rabbosai, Erev Yom Kippur!

Sounds like it “happened” quite often. Were they really all “accidents”?

So mepal started recruiting other members to join the Women’s Division of Creedmor, which she now led.

mepal enjoys Creedmor so much, she becomes a Chosid of the Admor.

Joseph gets to mepal’s cell with some bribery, and brings mepal to the Joemobil.

cherrybim: Is there any reason not to?

How’d you get out of your exhibit?

Joseph offers 72 a ride home in his private jet.

So 26 gave desert to the entire museum, with everyone licking their chops and relishing each bite.

And the gift shop now sold Joseph superhero figures, alongside a token from the squeak/80 exhibit.

The President then awarded Joseph the Presidential Medal of Freedom in a joint ceremony with Congress issuing him the Congressional Gold Medal of Honor.

A museum guide was posted nearby to explain to the children that squeak was once young and agile, and now 80 is the same.

A superhero.

Museum security gets wind of an escape attempt.

From the article “Scientific theory”:

Description and prediction

Echoing the philosopher Karl Popper, Stephen Hawking in A Brief History of Time states, “A theory is a good theory if it satisfies two requirements: It must accurately describe a large class of observations on the basis of a model that contains only a few arbitrary elements, and it must make definite predictions about the results of future observations.” He goes on to state, “Any physical theory is always provisional, in the sense that it is only a hypothesis; you can never prove it. No matter how many times the results of experiments agree with some theory, you can never be sure that the next time the result will not contradict the theory. On the other hand, you can disprove a theory by finding even a single observation that disagrees with the predictions of the theory.” The “unprovable but falsifiable” nature of theories is a consequence of the necessity of using inductive logic.

Assumptions to formulate a theory

…something accepted without proof, and it is incorrect to speak of an assumption as either true or false, since there is no way of proving it to be either (If there were, it would no longer be an assumption). It is better to consider assumptions as either useful or useless, depending on whether deductions made from them corresponded to reality. … On the other hand, it seems obvious that assumptions are the weak points in any argument, as they have to be accepted on faith in a philosophy of science that prides itself on its rationalism. Since we must start somewhere, we must have assumptions, but at least let us have as few assumptions as possible.

Example: Special Theory of Relativity

“However, he also is fully aware of the limitations of science. In particular, he is aware of the great number of issues which are not proven fact but are primarily hypotheses and guesses. Many of these theories are very doubtful speculations upon which other speculations are built daily. That which today is praised and glorified as if it were the absolute truth is questioned tomorrow and then rejected. It is uncertain that which can be fully accepted. At the same time, there are things in the books of the previous generations which for 50 or 100 years have been viewed as ridiculous and false by the scholars. Then someone decides that in fact there is some truth in these views. There is also profound knowledge of the ancients which has been lost that we still lack.”

And the Admour crossed his hands on squeaks head whilst muttering to you my son I do bless with arichas yomim.

And the admour told squeak to join Hatzolah.

What about m13?

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shlof zhe mir shoyn yankele mayn sheyner,

di eygelakh di shvatsinke makh tsu.

a yingele vos hot shoyn ale tseyndelekh,

muz nokh di mame zingen “ay lyu lyu”

a yingele vos hot shoyn ale tseyndelekh

un vet mit mazel bald in kheyder geyn.

un lernen vet er khumesh un gemore,

zol veynen ven di mame vigt im ayn ?

a yingele vos lernen vet gemore,

ot shteyt der tate, kvelt un hert zikh tsu.

a yingele vos vakst a talmid-chochem,

lozt gantse nakht der mamen nit tsuru ?

a yingele vos vakst a talmid-chochem,

un a geniter soykher oykh tsuglaykh.

a yingele a kluger chosn bocher,

zo lign azoy nas, vi in a taykh ?

nu shlof zhe mir, mayn kluger chosn bocher,

dervayl ligstu in vigele bay mir.

s’vet kostn fil mi un mame’s trern,

bizvanen s’vet a mentsh aroys fun dir!

And the mods were demodded and chaos reigned supreme.

It appears this has already happened…80

And who is at fault? Joseph

No, it was a red scare. The Russians landed on the moon!

And fell into the pool.

Until a bas kol was heard, which said, like Akiva and Rochel you are blessed. Al kiddish hashem, your lives were given.