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ItcheSrulikMember
Funny, I used to tell people I’m a heretic for the same reason.
ItcheSrulikMemberNow look what you started.
ItcheSrulikMemberReb Ber:
shygetz aroys is also gimatria ??? ?? ???? ???????
among other less clean things.
ItcheSrulikMemberNeither do I.
ItcheSrulikMemberHow did that song go again? Asher bara yetzer hara v’daled misos beis din…
ItcheSrulikMember?p??s????u? s? ?uo?u? ?? ????o?n? ? s?? ?? ????? s?? bu?????s ??do?d ??? ?ouu? o? ?sn? s??? ???? ?x?? p?dd??? ???? ?????s ? ?bno??? bu???????? ?????p?? o? ???no? s?? p?????bo?d o?? ?poq??os ?noq? p??? ?
ItcheSrulikMemberNow I understand why it’s one safek.
ItcheSrulikMemberAny flavored beer is a safek treif. Correct?
You have a safek that maybe there was flavored beer in the tube. Correct?
I still see two sfekos.
ItcheSrulikMember???? ??????? adds up to ?????? ???? among other things.
Dr. Seuss: gimatria.net
October 25, 2011 1:59 am at 1:59 am in reply to: For whom is ???? ???? really the greatest ??? ??????? for? #819904ItcheSrulikMemberYou were. So was I.
ItcheSrulikMemberIsn’t it a sfek sfeka of a d’rabbanan? Safek flavored beer which is safek treif?
Pardon my ignorance, I don’t know taaruvos.
ItcheSrulikMemberFirst of all, my heart goes out to her about her family troubles but I have no advice. I don’t know what kind of resources you have to be able to help her or if it’s even possible, but I can advise you about the teaching aspect.
In my experience (I’ve got quite a bit) if someone is actively trying to learn about Judaism, they want to learn about Judaism. Simply talk about anything that she isn’t mocking at the moment and work back around to that later. Someone can’t stand hearing about yet another halacha, talk about dveikus. She feels she can’t relate to the concept of moshiach, talk about the shabbos table. She doesn’t believe in God — this will be very shocking — nu? Lots of frum people don’t. Talk about something else. I repeat, if she’s there, she wants to be. Keep going until you find something she does want to learn about, and since all of torah is tightly connected you can work your way back when you feel she’ll be receptive.
ItcheSrulikMemberYes, you get a biscuit.
(Real shaylah, asked to real talmid chochom who happened to be lactose intolerant and had to turn down the plate of cookies I wanted to give him after the psak.)
ItcheSrulikMemberapushutayid: Let me repeat myself:
Seriously, has anyone heard of moderation? You’re supposed to act wild with simcha on simchas torah, drunk or not. You are not supposed to puke on people. Can we all agree on that?
ItcheSrulikMember???? ????? ???
ItcheSrulikMembertoi: Fair enough. Maybe it would help to point out that the idea of whiskey being bad mitzad atzmo comes from protestant Christianity?
ItcheSrulikMemberbear: A- In what dialect?
B- Shiksa arahn has to be the best response ever.
baal habooze: ?????? is not gematria ?????? and won’t be, no matter how much you drink.
ItcheSrulikMemberHas anyone noticed that the people who fast behab are usually the ones who need it the least?
42: I have a friend who fasts every year. Last couple of years I went to slichos with him and I’m thinking of fasting this year too. If I do you’ll “know” at least one person who fasts.
ItcheSrulikMemberFleishig oven ben yomo.
Fleishig cookie sheet not ben yomo.
Biscuits made with butter.
What (if anything) needs to be kashered and how?
Are the biscuits treif?
Correct answer gets a biscuit, kosher or not.
ItcheSrulikMemberapushitayid: See the simchas torah vorts thread for the proper definition of “a reviis”
The rest of you: Seriously, has anyone heard of moderation? You’re supposed to act wild with simcha on simchas torah, drunk or not. You are not supposed to puke on people. Can we all agree on that?
October 24, 2011 9:26 pm at 9:26 pm in reply to: Parsha Question (Only serious answers need apply) #819838ItcheSrulikMemberMaybe is v’ishto refers the various animals that mate monogamously for life and zachar u’nikava to the rest. Though I think cognates are much more likely.
ItcheSrulikMemberReb Ber: You’re right about the second one, but the 4th is standard spelling.
metrodriver: I use an online calculator that comes up with random phrases. I just pick out the clean ones. Your name adds up to ??? ????? ?????? ???? if that helps. 🙂
ItcheSrulikMembermatziv chapper: As of now I’ll say yes. Haven’t decided if I’m fasting or not yet.
ItcheSrulikMember??? ???? = ??? ????? ???? ?? ????
as well as ??? ?? ???????
?? ??
??? ??????
and lots of other phrases.
So?
ItcheSrulikMemberA great way to measure is “who wrote the most/best written sefarim on hte subject I need advice on.”
ItcheSrulikMemberYes, but shchita is also the only avoda kosher with a zar, in bigdei chol, and with kavanos that would make it pigul during any other avoda. IIRC, sitting is also on the list. I was hoping someone would call me on hte trick question.
ItcheSrulikMemberNeighborhoods:
Kiryat arba
Givat Hamatos
Ramat Shlomo
Har Chomah
Elazar
Name three organisations dedicated to furthering observance among Israeli soldiers.
ItcheSrulikMember????? ????? ????? ?????
ItcheSrulikMemberSam2: Are you sure?
ItcheSrulikMemberRabanim (poskim specifically) in alphabetical order by last name:
Rav Shlomo Aviner (also a rosh yeshiva but wrote shu”t)
Rav Yosef Sholom Elyashiv (may he have a refua shleima)
Rav Yisrael Ariel
Rav She’or Yashuv Cohen
Rav Chaim Kanievski
Sefarim in alphabetical order by title:
Alo na’aleh (Rav Aviner)
Derech Emuna (Rav Kanievsky)
Meorei Eish (Rav Shlomo Zalman Aurbach) (how recent is “relatively”?)
Nachal Etan (Rav Kanievsky)
Torat Hamelech (because the thread is going to get political anyway)
ItcheSrulikMemberyitayningwut is gimatria ????? ??????. Does that make you a gilgul?
ItcheSrulikMemberIf you shecht the Todah sitting, is it pasul?
ItcheSrulikMemberGood thing I’m not arguing with him then…
ItcheSrulikMemberBut what about pesukei d’zimrah?
ItcheSrulikMemberlesschumras: I was going to say “the orthodox siddur.” Now that you mention a name, this thread will be filled with people as ignorant as our OP talking about Dr. Birnbaum.
ItcheSrulikMemberpopa: I’ve given up on having a serious discussion. Let’s go back to the korban todah
ItcheSrulikMemberTHat is not a word in Biblical, mishnaic, or modern hebrew nor is it yiddish. Try again. 🙂
ItcheSrulikMemberTraditional means they still use the original siddur, are not egalitarian and keep more of halacha than their committee demands. There are worse things to complain about.
ItcheSrulikMemberpopa: However if he says something wrong in torah while claiming infallibility, he is a navi sheker and must be strangled instead.
ItcheSrulikMember??? ?? ??? is begematria ??? ????? .
Well, what do you say to that?
October 23, 2011 3:01 pm at 3:01 pm in reply to: Gog vs. uMagog = Modern orthodoxy vs. Charaidism #819409ItcheSrulikMemberSam2: Yes, that is exactly what he is saying. You are not a good Jew if you do not teach your children to revere images.
ItcheSrulikMemberThe root ??? means “rope” or “strip” in Biblical Hebrew. The passage looks like it was translated from bad English to worse Hebrew by someone who can’t spell.
ItcheSrulikMembersea.shells: As Toi pointed out, addiction happens everywhere. My point was simply about whose dirty laundry is allowed to be aired here and whose is not
yossi:
1- In essence, you are saying there is no hope for the current batch of messianists to come to their senses.
2- I’m talking about the case in 2007 where the secular court ruled against the gabbaim and was renewed before Rosh Hashanna over the business with the sign Rabbi Krinsky wanted to put up.
ItcheSrulikMemberSince when do the mods allow such language?
ItcheSrulikMemberMy questions were about recent Lubavitch history but they might aggravate things. That’s why I asked first.
1- I heard that the friediker rebbe had messianists in his lifetime. What happened to them and is there any hope of the current meshichisten vanishing the same way?
2- What is keeping the normal majority from throwing the tzfatim out of 770? Haven’t they won in both bet din and secular court already?
ItcheSrulikMemberyossi z: So, do we have a real gezhe in the CR? Can I ask you a couple questions?
ItcheSrulikMemberToi: Yeah, but at least he’s entertaining. That’s why we keep ’em around.
ItcheSrulikMemberI wasn’t serious, but since you asked, I’m happy to clarify.
“Drinking a reviis” means drinking ?????? ???? of wine. (2.15 liters, chazon ish)
Good enough?
ItcheSrulikMemberSam2: If your religion forbids wearing jeans, then if you wear jeans you can’t raise a religious family because they’ll see through your hypocrisy right away.
ItcheSrulikMemberThere are some people who pollute our mesoirah by claiming that we should not drink on simchas torah.
Rabboisai this is utter apikorsus!!
Chazal switched duchening to shacharis for a reason! It is ossur to be meharher after them and if they made accommodations for drinking, it is the height of chutzpa not to. V’chol hamarbeh harei zeh meshubach.
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