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2 words: government programs
They need to hire Shnooky to tell them when to put in the plug. I hear he’s unemployed after Dr. Middos moved to florida.
So then don’t sing any jewish music that came out in the last 10 years.
Mitch Hedberg
I heard gumball overdosed on LOL’s and !!!!!!’s and is now recovering in therapy.
Look a squirrel! But seriously you know what ADD stands for; Attention,Deficit,Doughnuts!?
They probably never fought for duchening because they would have to cover themselves with a talis anyway, so whats the point.
I mean Yamoos you see how easy it is to mix up screennames…
Thanks Yoomis, I was starting to feel very soiled, good to be disassociated from that unoriginal clown.
If the internet is gone can we get a real coffee room with real people? (you can still have your screenname on your shirt pocket if you want)
I think NK should get together with PETA and start a shteibel in san francisco.
If you live in-town, follow the sheep, if you live out-of-town, do whatever you want.
The internet…
He said that R’ Yehuda HaChassid should have written the Aseres Hadibros in his tzava’a.
I’ll be wary of any 20 hammer-wielding famales, thanks for the tip.
Because they’re both in de-Nile(denial).
Are you still in Hogwarts? I thought you graduated already, how are Ron and Harry? [joke]
They just stopped it at the gym in lakewood because of tznius concerns.
Did you ever consider a career in comedy?
Daas Torah is something you’re not going to find over here. May I suggest you start your path to the truth, by learning some Torah.[available in most bookstores]
Wow, I didn’t know anyone in the CR was gainfully employed.
Who are we kidding, we’re all going to end up in Lakewood eventually, and it has the best learning, so that makes it the best![out-of-towners and harrys calm down, this is sarcasm]
Thanks so much, I really feel like I made it in life. Now I’ll go find the fountain of youth.
Can I please have something? hock star, chock full o’ hock, hock n’ roll, annoying loser, wise sage,…etc.
Mods can I have “chock full o’ hock”? [it’s a coffee reference]
M-ds, Oh almighty M-ds, can I get “hock star”?
Mods can I have “deep thinker”?
The similarity between ice cream and [QT]pie, is that they’re good in moderation but too much of it makes you want to barf.
Don’t look for hashkafa in the CR, listen to Rabbi Avigdor Miller on the subject.
You’re relatives don’t honor you at dinners, or give you plaques.
If you’re semi-appropriately dressed, then why not?
Why don’t they just cut dead peoples nails in that order, and let the live people cut them straight?
Ha! I knew you were older than me! How you like them apples?
I think it’s time to start a yeshiva/kollel town on the west coast. Anybody in?
This might sound hard to believe, but I’m actually your mother!!
The only sad part, is that you’re probably 20 years older than me. (btw GumBall, I’m not trying to burst your bubble[pun intended] I just want to create some controversy to get myself involved in the CR)
Gumball, if you get sooo excited from random things in life, like finding lint between your toes and other LOL’s, I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near you if you actually witnessed something really exciting. And what do your parents have to say about all your pointless threads and hours spent online?
Onegoal, if you’re really a phd. you shouldn’t have trouble finding it. Just use google chrome, hit new tab, and click apps.
Mods, can you make my subtitle “deep thinker”? (because that’s what i am)
Try “Angry Birds” it’s free on google chrome’s app store.(it’s very addictive though)
Dear GumBall, you seem to be trying way too hard to show that you’re a kid. I’m getting the impression that you’re a strange old man with an interesting hobby.
Listening to them and Simon & Garfunkel gives you a lot more hisoirerus than listening to lipa and all of today’s half-baked jewish music.
Attention Jothar and his fellow cr shomrim, you might wanna investigate “bekitzur”. It sounds like he has files on everyone.
Doesn’t anyone in the cr read the yated? They also had a full page ad.
Be a greeter at walmart.
Well there’s wifi everywhere and soon every phone will have wifi capabilities so technically everyone will have it soon. So we should probably start fighting it from the inside and not from the outside.(think before you reply)
I don’t have any ideas for a girl but if you’re a guy who got dumped try going fishing. It really works.
No but it seems to really be in style these days.