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  • in reply to: Limericks! #1221788
    HennyK
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    This is a limerick I recently wrote and got approved on Oedilf.com

    On my credit report, what is shown?

    How I pay up my lease, cards and loan.

    (sigh) It’s really no mystery,

    Based on my history,

    Why my good credit was blown.

    in reply to: He didn't get insulted #705064
    HennyK
    Member

    You don’t know if s/he got insulted, but you want to justify yourself so you say, “I said it nicely…”

    in reply to: 7 letter word game #1208342
    HennyK
    Member

    Growing…

    …granola

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706220
    HennyK
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    you want a balloon loan?

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706198
    HennyK
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    My pencil is pointless

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706192
    HennyK
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    Oh this is such a bore,

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706188
    HennyK
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    You want to call the rat?

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706161
    HennyK
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    Oh the clubs down the block?

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706156
    HennyK
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    You mean the Curds from history?

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706152
    HennyK
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    No I am next in line and you dont say a word

    in reply to: Haiku writing #1222037
    HennyK
    Member

    I’m busy at work

    but cant ressist coffe room

    I am an addict

    in reply to: PAYBOX #698246
    HennyK
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    If this ends up being baloney, what can be the consequences for having signed up?

    in reply to: Help Yedei Chesed win the Pepsi Refresh Project! #695813
    HennyK
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    Is there any way to see online at what place Yedei Chesed is at?

    BTW keep on voting so yedei chesed will be able to pay for my brother!

    in reply to: Inspiring, Articles, Poems, Quotes #692486
    HennyK
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    “Life is not meant to enjoy, it is meant to prepare.While preparing you may enjoy the preparation!”

    in reply to: Kiddush Hashem #894279
    HennyK
    Member

    On the other side. I was tought not to throw the word chillul hashem. If people would know the punishment’s severity of chillul hashem they would not wish it on any yid.

    in reply to: Most Moving Jewish Song In Your View #1096961
    HennyK
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    Thanks d a for the lyrics!

    in reply to: Should a 2nd date be protocol ? #692803
    HennyK
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    That depends on what basis the girl or boy says “it’s not for me”

    in reply to: Most Moving Jewish Song In Your View #1096950
    HennyK
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    Does anyone have the lyrics of Abe Rottenberg’s song that is a parable of a train ride…

    I cant remember the words!

    in reply to: Do You Belong To A "Shushing" Shul? #797859
    HennyK
    Member

    Question:

    Why is it that in the theator do you make sure to have your phone off and wont dear talk to the guy next to you for fear of the audience reaction, and in the shul you will screw your nose if someone gives you a stare for talking?

    Don’t try answering this question.

    in reply to: Tsedaka #692323
    HennyK
    Member

    Yes you do!

    but you dont have to give a lot, just give a quater to each guy.

    in reply to: Last Year Of High School #705144
    HennyK
    Member

    There is a certain relationship you have with your classmates that is just there because you eat lunch and sit in class togather. Once you leave school and you don’t have those factores you are going to need something much stronger to keep you togather.

    I can’t tell you what to do with your class, but i can tell you what to do!

    You need to make a relationship with each girl that is going to last. (Don’t have to become best freinds, but enough that you should have no problem calling her to ask a question, shmoozing for atleast 10 minutes, and give ACCURATE information) You can chose one girl per day to tell her hi or whatever. Remember when you have questions regarding schoolwork, make turns, call a diff girl each time!

    Hope you have a wonderful year and enjoy while it lasts as it does not last forever!

    in reply to: Going to the Beach / Mixed Swimming #696943
    HennyK
    Member

    ‘if one would take off his glasses or contacts and therefore not be able to see anything but blurred images are you allowed to go to a mixed beach’

    Someone is trying to find a heter?

    in reply to: How do you translate your Hebrew name? #1034295
    HennyK
    Member

    BTW a good way to translate a name is to go according 2 the meaning. it an be a bit hard but you could be far fetch…

    in reply to: How do you translate your Hebrew name? #1034293
    HennyK
    Member

    Hebrew names are perfectly OK as long as they aren’t hard to pronounce.

    In business I deal with people from all ends of the spectrum including people of foreign countries with foreign names too.

    A common solution is to shorten the name. Pnchas can be Pinny or Penny…

    in reply to: Who’s Your Favourite Singer(s)? #1055252
    HennyK
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    Shloimy Gertner!!!!!

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