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the air hockey broke
the freshies always use it all the time.
i guess at least there not bateling in the beis
however some of the older grades do use it at night sederGUIDLINES FOR THE FIRST AMENDMENT
the first amendment allows for free speech
free speech runs both waysDo you want to say something?
well they get to say something too
is what they are saying hate speech?
‘hate speech’ only has power if you look at it
who decides what hate speech is?
no one. there is NO SUCH THING as hate speech EXCEPT in relation to YOU
simple answer, just ignore it. they have an opinion and you have an opinion if you cant make up then stay away
you are all deluding yourself
previously on the jewish history channel all attacks on the jewish population on whole was when a single figure held all the power and all the people agreed with that figure
Nazis are obvious. so is the Spanish inquisition those are where the people of the country rely heavily on the government for guidance and you have a clear majority that agreed with you.but america is different (hopefully). we have a democratic republic where free business is promoted
you simply dont have a singular religion to which most people sympathize to
more so the country is divided clean in half in terms of political views
you also dont have it to where a single person can take powermaybe this time it will be different?
all you can do is hope, buy a passport and a gun, and be readymasks dont help period.
the doctors that support it are simply overly political.
stop hiding behind your lame excuses of masks
would you rather simply be alive or really live your life?
life without risks is barely life at alladd a new category on the site for @ejmrbro
A minister told his friend Rabbi Goldman, “Last night, I dreamed of the Jewish Heaven. It was a slum, and it was overflowing with people – running, playing, talking, sitting – doing all sorts of things. But the dream, and the noise, was so terrific that I woke up.”
The rabbi said, “Really? Last night, I dreamed of the Protestant Heaven. It was a nice, proper suburb, with neatly trimmed lawns, and houses all neatly lined up.”
“And how did the people behave?” asked the minister.
“What people?”A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for the angel Michael to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her “Hello – How are you! We’ve been waiting for you! Good to see you.”
When the angel Michael came by, the woman said to him, “This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?” “You have to spell a word,” the angel said. “Which word?” the woman asked. “Love.” The woman correctly spelled “Love” and the angel welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, Michael the angel came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.
While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. “I’m surprised to see you,” the woman said. “How have you been?”
“Oh, I’ve been doing pretty well since you died,” her husband told her. “I married the beautiful young nurse whom you never liked; and then I won the 250 million dollar lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion, a private jet, a yacht, and a summer home in the Riviera. My wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer!
“Now, how do I get in to this beautiful paradise? I am starving…”
“You have to spell a word,” the woman told him.
“Which word?” her husband asked.
“Czechoslovakia,” she said.maybe because joe biden was supposed to be moderate?
he ran against bernie sanders who is a hard core radical.
however once joe got into office he ditched the moderate agenda and ran hard core democrat
people dont want liars for presidentsa guy picks up a hitch-hiker. as they drive the hitch hiker says “how did you know im not a serial killer?” The driver replied “the chances of two serial killers in the same car is highly unlikely”
if you are a certified therapist then take the easy path and get a security camera for your room where you practice.
if you cant afford one then ask your community to support you and help prevent future cases like thisThe boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted by a child’s whispered, “Hello.”
“Is your Daddy home?” he asked.
“Yes,” whispered the small voice.
“May I talk with him?”
The child whispered, “No.”
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?”
“Yes.”
“May I talk with her?”
Again the small voice whispered, “No.”
Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anyone else there?”
“Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman.”
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”
“No, he’s busy,” whispered the child.
“Busy doing what?”
“Talking to Mommy and Daddy and the Fireman,” came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, “What is that noise?”
“A helicopter,” answered the whispering voice.
“What is going on there?” demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, “The search team just landed a helicopter.”
Alarmed, confused, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle…”Me!”A guy is partying in Tel Aviv in a local pub and suddenly noticed he lost his wallet. He got up on the bar and shouted, “Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, I’ve just lost my wallet with over 500 shekels in it. To the person that finds my wallet, I will give 50 shek!”
A voice from the back of the bar shouted, “I will give 75!”yo philosopher
why did you steal my name?!?!?!?
and about the vaccine:
the 27th vaccine is extremely effective against the Upsilon variant! Didn’t you do research?!?!?A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license and is told he has to take an eye test in order to get his Taxi license
The examiner shows him a card with the letters:
C Z J W I X N O S T A C Z
“Can you read this?” the examiner asks.
“Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “I know the guy!!”because they are indian
agreed rainbow firetrucks would be awesome