H Newman Profile Topics Started Replies Created Engagements Favorites Search replies: Forum Replies Created Viewing 3 posts - 1 through 3 (of 3 total) Author Posts October 17, 2010 10:16 pm at 10:16 pm in reply to: Limericks! #1221132 H NewmanMember A friend of mine ordered me to post this gem, ascribed to the Fallsberg Oylum: Do you know the teitch of a shnook? They each have their eigena kook. They make up a shita, Call themselves Shlita, And make sure their name’s on a book. October 15, 2010 2:44 pm at 2:44 pm in reply to: Limericks! #1221097 H NewmanMember Here’s one I wrote a couple Purim’s ago. Read ????? ????? the right way, ????, to make it flow right. ?? ??? ?????? ?????? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ????? ????? ????? ????? ?????? ????? ??????? October 15, 2010 2:34 pm at 2:34 pm in reply to: Limericks! #1221096 H NewmanMember I wrote this one last week: A sinful wife had such a thirst, She drank water a Kohen had cursed. With G-d’s name dissolved, Her sin not absolved, Her innards and stomach did burst! Author Posts Viewing 3 posts - 1 through 3 (of 3 total)