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a “degree of intelligence”
guy-ochoMemberi think its some sort of conspiracy
guy-ochoMemberGod created adam and eve, not adam and steve
guy-ochoMemberumm: you haven’t got it that bad. I was working as a tech. support advisor for HP, when someone wanted to know why the mug holder (read: CD drive) on her computer didn’t slide out anymore!
guy-ochoMemberbefore shekia shnia (Tzais). Check!!! IMHO u don’t know what you are
talking about. Tzais is not shekia shnia
The span os ??? ?????? IS 3/4 0f 18 min(generally accepted MIL )
sorry to disappoint you, but i happen to know i’m right on this as i just got semicha 2 weeks ago on Hilchos Shabbos. And a fair percentage of the test was on this exact topic.
At the risk of sounding egoistic, I happen to think I am somewhat of a boki in this area. (I also aced my Semicha test)
guy-ochoMemberactually parkways are called that as most of them started out as scenic park routes.
Why do 24/7 7-11 stores have locks on their doors?
Why do banks leave their doors wide open, but chain the pens to
the counter?
guy-ochoMemberThe only reason i like the idea of uniforms is because otherwise it would take an average of 6 hours for my teenage daughter to leave to school, deciding what she wants to wear. I think its worth the trade-off.
guy-ochoMemberi’m jealous that everyone gets to post whatever they want on CR. and my posts invariably get deleted, or my username blocked
guy-ochoMembergo in to the stock-trading business. They say stress brings weight-loss
guy-ochoMemberBein hashmoshos does not last for 13 1/2 minutes according to all. thats only r”t. He hold it is the last 13 1/2 min. before shekia shnia (Tzais). according to the other shittas it lasts for anywhere between 22 and 27 min. after shekia reshona
guy-ochoMemberon the Torah Ore (Jerusalem) application it says its a seminary.
Not sure if it proves anything, as they didn’t change it since 1950
guy-ochoMember“Roteh bendach” are a myth. Roteh BendLach are real
guy-ochoMemberI personally use 87 regular. however I know someone who only uses 95 premium plus and their 1985 ford taurus is still running smooth. its hard to ignore the facts. Not sure if it pays off in the end, they claim it does.
guy-ochoMember<p><i>A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender “Hay , could I get a beer please”
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say “No, we don’t serve food here”</i></p>
guy-ochoMemberWho is the father of all corny jokes?
POPCORN!
guy-ochoMembernot when i was in the parsha
guy-ochoMemberShrek: you’re catching on. It actually has a smell of ogres and hulks. nasty.
guy-ochoMemberIf you have nothing to say its not worth posting
guy-ochoMemberWolfishMusings: I usually just go direct and ask my LOR(D)
guy-ochoMemberno shadchanim charge if they don’t bring a shidduch to marriage. (hopefully)
guy-ochoMemberIn gal-paz in Israel, for 100 Shekel ($28) they will fill up your iPod with the latest jewish music. How is this permitted? they are copying it numerous times and making money off of it.
guy-ochoMemberI have a flight moitzaeh Purim. In order not to miss my flight because I’m drunk, I will be wearing a sign reading “I have a flight tonight, my taxi is coming at 9:30 please make sure I’m in this and this place at that time”!
guy-ochoMemberIf it’s the same one who I know, I’ve eaten by him on many shabbosos, he lives on sunset dr. He is a very special man
guy-ochoMemberI dated my wife since I was in 9th or 10th grade until we finished college. Now we are happily married.
guy-ochoMemberOttisville Correction Facility. Ottisville, NY
March 7, 2011 10:07 am at 10:07 am in reply to: Do you know anyone going to Bnos Chaim Seminary? #747173guy-ochoMemberI definitely would not send my daughter to a sem. where they say “sphrach”. Sort of explains the place already. No need for further posts on this thread.
guy-ochoMemberThe only realistic way I see to get rid of 20 lbs. before Pesach, would be with a chainsaw. Wish you luck.
guy-ochoMemberThe “Dairy Gourmet” cookbook has the best recipe for it.
guy-ochoMemberWhy are you a respectable financial advisor using the CR. Don’t put that on your resume.
guy-ochoMemberTUMS is a four letter word.
guy-ochoMemberElectric Cigarettes (E-Cigarettes) are a waste of money and do not satisfy smokers. I had one while trying to quit. It does not taste like a cigarette or feel like smoking. Every single person (not exxagerating) I know who has used one, told me it did not work for them. It’s a waste of $85+. If you personally used one and it worked for you please let me know!
guy-ochoMemberi just write as if im txtng. i never have punctuation or the like. posting rite now with my phone. driving 160 km/h and writing with other hand. Cr is 2 addictive 2 stop!
guy-ochoMemberMost people who are bothered by such pictures, aren’t friends with people who would have those types of pictures up.
guy-ochoMemberIf they ask why they should give money, if possibly a fair percentage is going towards costumes, car and the like. Tell them that just like by the beis hamikdosh, if you had the right intentions your money went to something important. So too here, if they have proper thoughts, their money will actually go to the yeshiva. Someone with improper intentions, his money will be used for the expenses.
guy-ochoMemberMost store owners let you take them as it’s great marketing, and it boosts sales. Even if you are not buying now, you may end up buying a different time because of this. Many stores even state specifically that these promotional items are for anyone even people not buying, as it brings potential customers into the store. With shopping bags, it usually has the stores name on it and is great advertising, and they are more than happy for you to take a reasonable amount even when not purchasing.
guy-ochoMemberIf what he is doing is breaching the contract(Which he probably is) You have full right legally and min halacha to withhold the rent money. There’s no need for a lawyer even. If you have any friends who understand how to read business contracts, have them look it over and let you know if it’s a breach in the contract. Good luck.
guy-ochoMemberI was one accosted by an anti-Semitic chrishtian who made the claim I killed his god. My reply: “if I killed your god, you don’t want to know what I could do to you”.
March 3, 2011 1:29 pm at 1:29 pm in reply to: Tips for passing a Road Test in NYC other than Davening and knowing how to drive #747025guy-ochoMemberIf the guy tells you that you failed, throw the car into neutral and revv the engine. And call out to the instructor “hold on tight”. Trust me, he’ll pass you because he’ll be scared to test you again if you fail.
guy-ochoMemberi would suggest the mir. you can do half a day, whole day, every other day etc. You can take vacations whenever you want. its truly a “build your own yeshiva”
guy-ochoMemberi only ride the subway. born and bred new-yorker cant change things like that.
guy-ochoMembersister bear: i dont see why anyone should not be able to pick up a language in six months or less. I got fluent in hebrew after being here under 2 months.
guy-ochoMemberit actually is illegal if they do not offer you a way to COMPLETELY un-subscribe
guy-ochoMemberi know of a beautiful bridge. the likes of none other.
guy-ochoMemberobservanteen: u seem to be getting awfully philosophical. Probably something to do with u turning 18 and all.
guy-ochoMemberi would say all girls care about looks to some degree. all boys only care about looks. btw bar shattya: whats stopping you from dating her now?
guy-ochoMemberyou’ve gotta fix your recetion
You gotta fix your spell-checker
guy-ochoMemberI go to an only womens gym
guy-ochoMemberwho said u do?
guy-ochoMemberyea. but u will never know. they’ll never reveal their posting name
February 25, 2011 3:07 am at 3:07 am in reply to: Shidduchim�how to get your name out there? #977030guy-ochoMembermaybe CR should have a shadchan blog
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