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  • August 26, 2011 11:41 am at 11:41 am in reply to: Who is your favorite member, responding to threads? #807057
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    ZK

    August 19, 2011 1:30 pm at 1:30 pm in reply to: Tumah in Camp – we must differentiate ourselves from the Goyim #808227
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    This is the most pathetic thread i’ve ever read! No disrespect, but ‘concerned parent2’ you need to see someone fast. Good luck in your future parenting -you’re gonna need it.

    August 11, 2011 2:53 am at 2:53 am in reply to: Seminary Advice #796868
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    Ms. Critique who may always know the answers correctly:

    I’m glad you’re not my mum, and I feel bad for your kids.

    Sorry if this post upsets you, but your post upset me.

    August 11, 2011 2:33 am at 2:33 am in reply to: Are the english police stupid ? #796476
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    The British police don’t HAVE any water cannon. They’d need to bring them in from Ireland! Thats why they haven’t used them ’till now.

    August 10, 2011 2:05 pm at 2:05 pm in reply to: bicyclists #796142
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    zachkessin:

    I second that.

    August 9, 2011 9:56 pm at 9:56 pm in reply to: bicyclists #796136
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    …yeah and every person should need to wear a licence plate when they walk in public…

    August 9, 2011 6:31 pm at 6:31 pm in reply to: bicyclists #796129
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    Shein:

    I apologise for misunderstanding your query in its simplicity. In my opinion it is safe to ride on the road with cars but precautions must be taken. I make a point of making eye contact with drivers when necessary and it helps that i’m a driver so i understand the concepts of ‘blind spots’ etc

    August 9, 2011 6:20 pm at 6:20 pm in reply to: bicyclists #796126
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    Poppa bar abba:

    Frankly, I can’t afford to buy/run a car and i’m sure i’m not the only cyclist who can’t, so outlawing bikes probably wouldn’t be fair on us:-)

    August 9, 2011 6:08 pm at 6:08 pm in reply to: bicyclists #796123
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    Shein:

    Cycling on the sidewalk/pavement is usually not an option, and endangers/angers pedestrians and makes a chillul H’Shem…

    August 9, 2011 5:39 pm at 5:39 pm in reply to: bicyclists #796121
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    I’m a cyclist (and a driver) and i feel that drivers don’t understand cyclists, don’t understand that a hill is hard work for a cyclist, whereas a car just presses the gas a bit more, that when a cyclist has built up momentum it is extremely frustrating to have to start again because of a thoughtless/careless driver, that it annoys a cyclist when you honk in his ear as if he doesn’t know you’re there. Whatever, don’t worry i’m just ranting

    March 23, 2011 10:38 pm at 10:38 pm in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098928
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    A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

    March 23, 2011 10:35 pm at 10:35 pm in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098927
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    I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech’ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter ‘Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite’.

    March 13, 2011 8:29 pm at 8:29 pm in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098925
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    I’m inclined to be laid back.

    March 9, 2011 6:23 pm at 6:23 pm in reply to: Random Praise Thread #867872
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    I’d like to thank my mum for bringing me into this world.

    March 8, 2011 9:11 am at 9:11 am in reply to: Interesting random Q #920512
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    Just took the test online, it said I’m ENFP whatever that means…

    March 7, 2011 11:50 pm at 11:50 pm in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098913
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    On a divorce lawyer’s wall:

    “Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.”

    March 7, 2011 11:28 pm at 11:28 pm in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098912
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    Dockyard: A physician’s garden.

    Khakis: What you need to start the car.

    Pasteurize: Too far to see.

    Alarms: What an octopus is.

    Think!

    March 3, 2011 4:02 am at 4:02 am in reply to: My New Subtitle #993286
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    THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!!

    btw, which mod r u? (for the record)

    March 3, 2011 2:21 am at 2:21 am in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098889
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    How do you make antifreeze?

    Steal her blanket.

    March 3, 2011 1:21 am at 1:21 am in reply to: Thread Headings #746088
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    It was a cold dark night and a large mob had gathered outside the

    CR Old Age Home, they were chanting “Mod-80 for president, Mod-80 for president.” An old lady was trying to sleep three floors up, and she thought it was just some Loud And Obnoxious Neighbors. So she painstakingly made her way over to the window, and began chucking down sacks of Cholov Yisroel Powdered Milk…

    March 3, 2011 12:56 am at 12:56 am in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098888
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    I got really angry when my cell phone battery died.

    …My counselor suggested I find an outlet.

    March 3, 2011 12:49 am at 12:49 am in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098887
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    He dropped a computer on his toes and had megahertz.

    March 3, 2011 12:16 am at 12:16 am in reply to: My New Subtitle #993273
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    mod-80: My CR name comes from the song; not from the candy…

    (youtube search ‘gummy bear song’)

    I’d be indebted to you forever if you could change my S.T. to:

    Yummy Yummy Yummy Yummy Gummy Bear

    Cheers!

    March 3, 2011 12:04 am at 12:04 am in reply to: My New Subtitle #993272
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    lol Goq!

    March 2, 2011 8:58 pm at 8:58 pm in reply to: My New Subtitle #993254
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    ‘better than a worm’????

    How Charming

    March 2, 2011 8:54 pm at 8:54 pm in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098884
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    Yummy Yummy Yummy Yummy Gummy Bear

    or anything you like…

    Thanks For Responding.

    March 2, 2011 8:44 pm at 8:44 pm in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098881
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    Moderator-80: Pls can I have a subtitle?

    March 2, 2011 8:28 pm at 8:28 pm in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098879
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    People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren’t idiots. That would be stereotyping.

    March 2, 2011 8:27 pm at 8:27 pm in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098878
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    I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

    March 2, 2011 8:26 pm at 8:26 pm in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098877
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    The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

    March 2, 2011 8:24 pm at 8:24 pm in reply to: What threads do you like most? #746077
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    Or, easier still, change the title back to treads…!

    March 2, 2011 8:21 pm at 8:21 pm in reply to: My New Subtitle #993253
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    Oops…

    Bad mistake…

    Forgive me… Please…

    Eighty Eight: Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please

    Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please

    Please Please Please Please can you give me a subtitle?

    Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please

    March 2, 2011 4:20 pm at 4:20 pm in reply to: My New Subtitle #993249
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    Thanks The Goq.

    Eighty Eight: Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese

    Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese can you give me a subtitle?

    Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese Plaese

    March 2, 2011 4:13 pm at 4:13 pm in reply to: 'Member' #745921
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    Thanks! I think I get the picture. I’ll give it a go…

    March 2, 2011 3:30 am at 3:30 am in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098873
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    There was a shootout in The Gap. There were many casual-tees.

    March 2, 2011 3:21 am at 3:21 am in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098872
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    A man was driving on an icy, abandoned road when he noticed a road sign with half of it torn clean off. ‘That’s a bad sign’ he thought to himself 🙁

    March 2, 2011 3:07 am at 3:07 am in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098870
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    The optician fell into the lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.

    March 2, 2011 12:29 am at 12:29 am in reply to: Getting Up In The Morning #745906
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    8:45am… Better

    March 2, 2011 12:16 am at 12:16 am in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098865
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    After working for 24 hours straight, he decided to call it a day…

    March 2, 2011 12:13 am at 12:13 am in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098864
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    A soldier survived mustard gas and pepper spray,

    He is now a seasoned veteran

    February 28, 2011 10:20 pm at 10:20 pm in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098851
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    Drink driving is a whiskey business.

    February 28, 2011 10:17 pm at 10:17 pm in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098850
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    The worm fell off his hook, but he went on fishing unabated

    February 28, 2011 10:13 pm at 10:13 pm in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098849
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    Police backup was called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

    February 28, 2011 10:10 pm at 10:10 pm in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098848
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    I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

    February 28, 2011 10:04 pm at 10:04 pm in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098847
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    mbachur: Mazal Tov on your new niece! 🙂

    February 28, 2011 9:57 pm at 9:57 pm in reply to: Best Jewish Singer #1219032
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    Git Meshige: I am in full aggreement with you, except for your second and last sentences…(i’m not 37, and i don’t think MBD’s lost his touch!)

    February 28, 2011 9:44 pm at 9:44 pm in reply to: Opening Cans On Shabbos #745169
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    charliehall: I sort of meant drinks cans, not pickle cans…

    mbachur: A bit of both (humour/Halacha) is nice:-)

    February 28, 2011 4:28 pm at 4:28 pm in reply to: Opening Cans On Shabbos #745163
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    You ‘can’ say that again

    February 28, 2011 3:09 am at 3:09 am in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098834
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    The poor guy’s whole left side was cut off but don’t worry;

    He’s all right now.

    February 28, 2011 3:05 am at 3:05 am in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098832
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    It wasn’t school John disliked it was just the principal of it.

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