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You can be a troll on the coffee room. No salary, but the satisfaction is endless.
Bump bump bump
I can read, listen to music and chew gum at the same time.
Oh ya, I’m pretty cool.
You have to trust in Hashem! Of course you should do your hishtadlut, but you can’t start being worried that you’ll restrict your KIDS’ chances of getting shidduchim!
Speaking of which, you know how around sukkos, pesach time all the magazines add these huge “literature books”?
So I’m not sure if it was the Binah, Mishpachah or Ami magazine, but one of them had a story about a sheltered bais yaakov girl and how she got involved with a “no goodnik” (lol i can’t think of another word, sorry!) but she only broke up with him because he refused to take seriously that they weren’t a “genetic match,” and at the end of the story you see her happy because she married someone who didn’t carry those diseases and she was able to have healthy kids.
That story rubbed me the wrong way. Does anyone know what story I’m talking about?
I changed my email signature to “Sent from my ancient PC”
hahaha I always loved this story!
One day I woke up so bright and early
Wanting to turn my straight hair to curly
But then my iron almost went up in flame
It had sparks exploding, and I was to blame
So I quickly went onto the web (chas veshalom,
whenever I go on, I’m sure to do kaparos)
And the internet’s distracting, know all folk
So after looking for why it broke
I decided hey, wouldn’t it be fun
To interact with everyone
To make an account on the Coffeeroom?
I didn’t realize that would be my doom
So instead of doing homework now
I’m sitting and writing, and this is how
My straight A’s are becoming C’s
Coffee is giving me shaky knees
Cuz I have no time to sleep anymore
(except in class. there i can snore)
Ok that’s it. I feel that’s enough.
Time to get back to real life stuff.
Lol let him come to my house and see MY linen closet and he will never complain again…
I love it! They sound like they’re saying yavani! So shticky
This ten year old is now fifteen. I think at this point he can stay sleeping home alone
I can’t find it…
I heard that as well, I just didn’t want to say it. A bat cohen should preferably marry a cohen. If he’s a non cohen, than at least he should be a Talmid Chacham. Bad things can happen to them otherwise. I think that it’s different nowadays, but idk.
It’s girls singing so I don’t feel comfortable just posting it online for anyone to listen. I’ll let you know by posting here if I find another solution
I have a best friend who’s always been “different” and a lot of girls make fun of her to her face not realizing that she one hundred percent understands what they’re saying… She’s totally normal once you get to know her, but if you just meet her she does seem strange.
It’s stupid that people judge based on first impressions, and even dumber that they think it’s ok to make fun just because the person doesn’t seem to care/understand.
My friend does understand and she does care- even if she just smiles and pretends not to notice all the mean comments.
Goq, you need to let people know that what they say hurts you so that theyll stop! Unfortunately there are a lot of stupid people out there that think it’s ok because you’re not reacting.
Shopping- I have that song on cd. It’s from a friend’s senior cd- I think she’s a prospect grad… (The “high above the mountains” song) I’d love to email it to you through the mods if they’ll let.
I heard that it’s a chutzpah for a non cohen to marry a bat cohen, but it is permissible…
Hey 29! How can I contact a moderator privately? Through the regular Yeshiva World “contact us” button? Or is there a special way to contact coffee room mods?
You can use the contact button or try writing something on a post. Hopefully, we will notice and won’t approve it – 29
Oh hear my cries, dear Father, You can’t leave them alone! My children suffer, abandoned, they’ve lost their way home. I’m a father who went out to serve you, and my children do the same, please Hashem in the name of Avraham….
Gosh, I really thought my bais yaakov teacher made that song up. And since 7th grade it has been stuck in my head at the most random times.
Trolls are actually gigantic.
I read Harry Potter. I know.
For thanksgivingkuh????
I went out with this boy who wanted to tell me something he learned in Koheles. Which is really nice and all, because I really appreciate a nice devar torah.
What wasn’t nice was that he started it off by saying, “I know girls don’t usually learn Shlomo Hamelech’s sefarim because they’re too hard for them to understand, but I have a really nice devar torah to tell you….”
So I decided to play along and be a dumb little girl and just smiled and nodded along.
After he finished, I told him divrei torah that I learned from Sefer Mishlei and Shir Hashirim.
I heard Norman is making a blood orange flavor! Definitely sounds interesting!
I love dans deals 🙂
Can I change my name to just Gryffindorable? I want to be an SUC member toooo!!
Haha trust! Those are really funny
That might have been borer. So you could have made the bracha….um I actually can’t think of an appropriate bracha. Maybe zocher habris because Hashem is not releasing His wrath in a flood against your sin.
Gosh that was a lot funnier in my head. Fail.
Haha TAOM I totally am 🙂 like a crazy one. I honestly wish I spent at least half of time I spent on Harry Potter on learning Torah 🙂 i would have been one of those really cool girls who can recite maamrei chazal off the top of their heads. But alas, I have instead stuffed my head with tons of random details from Harry Potter. One cool fact that not many people know is that Professor McGonagol is a widow, and her father was a muggle.
I don’t have a patronus. I heard that it takes hard work to learn how to make one. I’m too lazy.
I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE!! Hello Jewish Harry potter fandom! Together, we can conquer the world!
Doesn’t Adblock stop those ads?
Thanks! And I have grown fond of the subtitle. Thanks for that too 🙂
Norman’s is great!! I loved that apples and honey one they made for Rosh Hashana…
I wish they were around when i was a kid for those popper-topped yogurts-like Yo Crunch. I never got to eat those as a kid as my family only eats chalav yisrael and i was so jealous of my classmates 🙁
Ooooh Can I have “blue shoes and sparkles”?? 🙂
And how do you do that cool bold and italics thingy?
Maybe not morbid, actually, cuz if the Neshama is elated, that’s a good thing, I guess?
What I meant is that is scary and interesting. Please tell me more.
That’s morbid.
But is it Kibud Av V’em for a dependent child to give their parents tzedaka? It’s not like T.A.O.M. is old enough to support her parents, and it may just embarrass her mother… @HaLeiVi
I went to a Meisels seminary. Although the one I went to, Seminar, wasn’t academic at all, the girls there were amazing and I really felt that the year was worth it even though I didn’t learn much. If I had a choice, I would choose to go to Binas or Keser Chaya because the academic standards are much higher than Seminar, but the “type” of girls it attracts is the same as Seminar-frum, adorable, chilled type. Kinda out of towny, i think. The only thing I regret about my seminary year was that I didn’t learn anything in class. (I’m still happy I went because the girls were so amazing, and all of them truly inspired me.)I only averaged 80s (and got lots of 65s and 70s!)in Chumash and Navi in my high school, and Seminar was still pretty easy. I was scared of applying to anything harder because of my high school grades, but I regret it as I was super bored in Seminary classes. What I’m basically saying is to challenge yourself! The girls, I feel, are more or less the same type. The schools differ in academics, and if you’re the type that will get bored in easier classes, I suggest you go to a harder sem 🙂