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Yid: Oh my those were too funny … especially the one about Milchemes gog umagog! Please do post more!
More humor…
Notice from Phychiactric Assosiarion: During quarantine, it is considered normal to talk to your walls, pots and plants. Please contact us only if they reply!
New Chol Hamoed Travel Guide for Pesach 2020: Sunday: Trampoline Park aka the bedroom. Monday: Water fun place aka the bathroom shower. Tuesday: Diggerland aka the backyard. Enjoy!GoldilocksParticipantWill we really have to reread every Parsha that we missed?
I’ve been reading them aloud every Shabbos from a Chumash at home; I assume others are, too.GoldilocksParticipantAll right, here are some funny corona quotes:
“Day 9 of social distancing: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web designer.”“Medical advice: One should always wear a face mask while at home, especially when alone. This may or may not prevent Corona, but will surely prevent overeating.”
“My children wanted to go out and play on the porch, but I told them not today; we’re saving that for the Chol Hamoed trip.”
Keep the humor coming!
GoldilocksParticipantLightbright, it’s nice to know we share a hobby. I’m currently in middle of a Thomas Kinkade Disney collage with 2,000 pieces. I actually started it last Pesach and have been working on it on and off over the summer and winter…and now I’m finally starting to see some progress. I wish there was some way to show you a photo of where I’m at…what’s your puzzle a picture of?
GoldilocksParticipantHere’s a question that I have: If, theoretically, Moshiach had come in the past few days and declared a second Adar, would all those who already “benched” Rosh Chodesh Nissan have to “bench” Rosh Chodesh again?
GoldilocksParticipantCommonsaychel, oh no, I disagree. One must never be afraid to ask questions; that’s how we learn!
My message to the farmer: Don’t stick to milking the cows! Continue to wonder and ponder ideas. Don’t ever be afraid to ask questions, even those that may expose your ignorance. Remember that those who ask may look like a fool for a short time; those who are afraid to ask remain fools forever.GoldilocksParticipant1) Do a jigsaw puzzle
2) Hang out at Yeshiva World News
3) Learn Parsha Vayikra
4) Eat up all the chometz in your houseGoldilocksParticipantAnd why not, Joseph?
A slow, meaningful davening at home sounds pretty good to me!GoldilocksParticipantDefinitely yes!
Now that I’m not rushing off to work every morning, I have more time and patience to daven properly.GoldilocksParticipantRational: Yes, someone did tell me once that I really should be fasting on Erev Pesach, since I am a first-born. The person couldn’t find a source for it though, and I didn’t like the idea too much, so I just let it go.
If you have a source, I would love to hear about it (and you just may convince me to do it)!GoldilocksParticipantHealth: Is it worse than breaking your fast on wine following Yom Kippur (or Tisha B’av, when it occurs on Shabbos or Sunday)?
GoldilocksParticipantWhere do you live?
March 15, 2020 9:49 pm at 9:49 pm in reply to: Are our mistakes (not regarding mitzvos/sins) from Hashem? #1840122GoldilocksParticipantIt may be a punishment for acting foolishly.
March 11, 2020 2:35 pm at 2:35 pm in reply to: Chareidi community highly suceptible to coronavirus #1839153GoldilocksParticipantIf/when I am told by a doctor or government authority to minimize my exposure to other people, I will do so willingly.
Until then, it’s life as usual.GoldilocksParticipantWhy not give him the option of paying the difference himself? If he doesn’t have the money, he can borrow from you and pay you back from the gifts he’ll recieve.
January 30, 2020 9:39 pm at 9:39 pm in reply to: Yiiddeshe Application for Robotics and Artificial Intelligence #1827550GoldilocksParticipantA sleeping person can be included in a minyan?
Seriously? 😮January 12, 2020 11:22 pm at 11:22 pm in reply to: Are there (intelligent) yidden on other plants? #1822092GoldilocksParticipantGadolhadora, Martians would not be subject to sheva mitzvos bnai Noach, since they are clearly not Bnai Noach.
December 25, 2019 12:00 am at 12:00 am in reply to: What are you doing this year on nittle nacht? #1813814GoldilocksParticipantAfter menorah lighting tonight, I spent some time sitting in front of the menorah and playing with the chess app on my phone.
I played a chess game against the computer, and was very soundly defeated. At level one.
Sigh.
Nittel night just isn’t what it’s cracked up to be.December 19, 2019 8:38 pm at 8:38 pm in reply to: Is it assur to use an air fryer during channukah? #1812504GoldilocksParticipantI suggest that what Rabbi Debbie really meant to ask was: Does eating air – fried food exempt me from my obligation to eat something fried in oil?
The answer,of course, is no. Eating oil-fried foods on Chanuka is an important minhag, and should not be neglected.
That said, once you have eaten the required amount of oil-fried foods, you are of course welcome to fry the rest of your food in air.GoldilocksParticipantMazel Tov!
GoldilocksParticipantI really try to love all Jews.
I don’t think I have ever had difficulty loving a fellow Jew because of religious or hashkafic reasons.
I have, however, encountered other Jews whose personality, habits, or behavior really get on my nerves.
Yes, I know,…something I need to work on…October 31, 2019 10:05 pm at 10:05 pm in reply to: Spreading sad news is foolish according to Chazal, YWN should be more positive. #1796420GoldilocksParticipantI agree! Yeshiva World News would be much improved by fewer reports of bad news and more emphasis on good news.
October 8, 2019 9:49 am at 9:49 am in reply to: Can EY rely on U.S. committments of support if there was an Arab attack? #1791960GoldilocksParticipantThe obvious answer to your question is NO.
Honestly? They would be better off relying on the tooth fairy.
Was that even a serious question?September 24, 2019 10:17 pm at 10:17 pm in reply to: Why do people comment without actually reading the o p? #1789396GoldilocksParticipantNot odd at all.
Try petting a bear to see what it’s for really feels like, and you’ll soon end up with an emergency where every second counts. 😉GoldilocksParticipantIf I could do whatever I wanted to without any consequences whatsoever…
I would be the one parked in two spaces.GoldilocksParticipantUbiquitin:
I did read the original post. It spoke about a driver who is there for a Simcha. I get that.
I don’t see how the driver’s intentions would be clear to the homeowner. To the driver, yes, but not to the homeowner.
The driver can make her intentions clear by knocking on the door and asking permission.
If the Simcha – going driver keeps her intentions private, the homeowner can only watch and wonder.GoldilocksParticipantUbiquitin,
Yes, sometimes (unfortunately).
How is the homeowner supposed to know that the driver is there for a Simcha?
A few years ago, there was a scary story in Monsey where a non-Jewish man trespassed into someone’s private back yard, found an elderly woman sitting alone there, and physically attacked her.
A stranger (who may or may not be Jewish; I have no way of knowing) lurking on my property would make me feel uneasy.
And if the driver’s intentions are entirely peaceful, is there a reason why she can’t simply knock on my door and ask permission?
I would gladly grant permission if she explained her reasons for wanting to be there, and looked like a decent person.GoldilocksParticipantKlugeryid, although you clearly mean well, you seem to be a bit out of touch with today’s world. (Lucky you!)
Unfortunately we live in a pretty scary world, and someone trespassing onto private property – yes, even a driveway – in ar8where this is not commonly done, can be suspected of having harmful intentions toward the homeowner.
In areas where this is usual behavior, User176 raised a valid point, that if you get a reputation as someone whose driveway is “available”, people will sometimes use it as a parking lot, leaving you without use of your own driveway.GoldilocksParticipantI live in a very residential area, so I have no experience with this. But I personally would feel very uncomfortable and even a bit threatened if I noticed a strange car just “hanging out” in my driveway. Keep in mind that I would have no way of knowing whether or not the driver is Jewish or frum, or what her motives may be in spending time in my driveway.
If, however, a frum-looking person knocked on my door and said, “I have an errand in this neighborhood; do you mind if I park in your driveway?”, I would gladly agree, unless I needed the use of the driveway at that time.GoldilocksParticipantBaltimore Maven, you raise a very good point.
When it comes to reading preferences, although I enjoy both very much, I prefer fiction over nonfiction.
However, when I buy a book, I buy nonfiction. I own many nonfiction books and only a few fiction books (and those I received as gifts).
Why is that? I get most of my reading material library; a new book from the bookstore is a luxury I allow myself very rarely. I want the books I buy to be ones. I’ll enjoy reading over and over again. I have so many Parsha books that have become regular visitors at my Shabbos table! I would much rather spend my money on something like that than on a fiction book that I’ll probably read just once and be done with.
Will I change my purchasing habits as a result of your post? Nope! But your point about the need for better fiction is well taken. Thank you for raising the topic; let’s see what other posters have to say.GoldilocksParticipantAny comments on the winning design?
Is anyone looking forward to seeing it on the road?GoldilocksParticipantPlates one and three are both good choices.
GoldilocksParticipantThe happiest adults are ones that know how to laugh like children .
Better be a girl than a squirrel. 👯August 1, 2019 3:03 pm at 3:03 pm in reply to: Tuna soup is delicious, and if you refuse to try it, you’re a coward. #1768536GoldilocksParticipantIf you are offered some when you are a guest somewhere, and are afraid to try it, then I agree: You are a coward.
When it comes to cooking in your own kitchen, It’s not a good idea to prepare food that you don’t think you’ll like, since this will likely result in wasted food.GoldilocksParticipantIt is also true that the “Three Weeks” is not the best time for a trip to a water park.
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GoldilocksParticipantCertainly, YehudaYona.
Devny’s reaction to being taken to a restaurant was, “like, hello?”
AMother was pointing out that a more appropriate reaction would have been, “Thank you, that was delicious”.GoldilocksParticipantYeshivarockstar:
1) When did I claim to be part of any chassidus?
2) If I did, in fact, belong to a chassidus that you don’t agree with, is that a reason to be rude?
3) I sincerely hope I misunderstood you – please tell me you’re not insulting an entire chassidus!GoldilocksParticipantYeshivishrockstar: I would be far more impressed with your learned opinion had you stopped after the first sentence.
GoldilocksParticipantYeshivishrockstar: I am not rude (but you seem to be)
GoldilocksParticipantPick any Torah -observing Jew you like – living or dead – and ask yourself, “Do I believe that this person is Moshiach?”
If your answer is unequivocal (either yes or no), then either you are a Navi, or else you are speaking foolishly.GoldilocksParticipantCan we analyze three practical scenarios?
A) I am the editor of a newspaper, and print a notice stating that the hashgacha on a certain restaurant is less than reliable.
B) I am the editor of a newspaper, and print a notice saying that a certain restaurant features burnt food and poor service.
C) My friend approaches me privately and asks, “I’m thinking of dining at restaurant abc, can you tell me if you think I’ll like it?” I reply that restaurant abc features burnt food and poor servive.
Which of the above scenarios would be considered Loshon hora? Why?
What guidelines would you use in differentiating between permitted and forbidden speech?GoldilocksParticipantCaptain, how about flowers shaped to resemble an airplane?
Nowadays you can do anything with flowers!GoldilocksParticipantUndercove Bachur, can you explain?
Why would it be considered stealing?June 25, 2019 11:56 am at 11:56 am in reply to: What’s the difference between protests and parades #1746691GoldilocksParticipantI’m assuming that parade organizers get permission from the authorities to block off streets.
Possibly emergency vehicles are informed of the event, so that they can plan alternate routesGoldilocksParticipantRight now I live within walking distance of my parents’ home, and to me that is priceless. I can’t think of anything that might tempt me to move.
If my parents were to move out of town, I would consider following, assuming their destination is one that I could live with and like.GoldilocksParticipantOh dear. Can I do teshuva and start donning them tomorrow?
GoldilocksParticipantWill you?
GoldilocksParticipantI would definitely not be one of the first customers! Not even one of the first thousand customers.
If gains popularity, and gets to the point where it’s been in business for 5-10 years, with many riders and an excellent safety record, I would then love to try it out.GoldilocksParticipantIndeed, we live in a very scary world.
An acquaintance of mine had holes punched through her baby daughter’s ears for non-medical reasons – and not even in a doctor’s office!
Piercing body parts unnecessarily is reckless and irresponsible! -
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