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BSD- Did you mean Robert Frost? I think Jack Frost is the one who nips at your nose.
ilovetheholyland: “livelovelaugh and yossi z, well said!”
I agree totally.
Obama meets the Queen of England. He asks how she runs such an efficient government.
Queen: I only surround myself with intelligent people.
Obama: How do you do that?
Queen: Well I ask them a riddle. If they get it right then I know they are intelligent.
Obama: What’s the riddle?
Queen: Tony Blair come over here.
Tony: Yes Mam.
Queen: If your parents have a child and it’s not your sister and it’s not your brother, who is it?
Tony: It’s me, your highness.
Queen: Right
Obama: Wow – that’s amazing.
So Obama goes back to the states and is in his oval office.
Obama: Joe Biden come in here.
Biden: Yes sir
Obama: If your parents have a child and it’s not your sister and it’s not your brother, who is it?
Biden: Hmmm… I’ll have to think about that. Let me get back to you.
Biden goes all over the white house asking people the question, but nobody seems to know the answer. Finally, he runs into Colin Powell.
Biden: Hey Colin. I have a question.
Colin: Yes Joe?
Biden: If your parents have a child and it’s not your sister and it’s not your brother, who is it?
Colin: It’s me.
Biden: Excellent – thank you so much!
Biden runs back to Obama.
Biden: President Obama! I have the answer! It’s Colin Powell
Obama: No you idiot! ……………………… It’s Tony Blair!
sem20- someone has been trying to get hold of you. we thought you fell off the planet. do you check ur texts?
midwesterner: thanks for the actual prices.
derszoger: in my post i said “if i’m correct”. apparently i wasn’t. see midwesterner’s post.
If I’m correct, a whole gallon is $5.89 and half gallon is approx. $2.89
postsemgirl -yeah – it’s a good thing you didn’t bring that cow to the bon fire last night.
so, um.. do i know you? after all, there can’t be that many ppl here in chicago – especially Jewish ppl – and oh especially frum ppl. 😉
I guess that guy went out with you just to see what a religous girl from “out of town” is like. Such a rarity!
cholent dog? hmmmm…. we had hot dog and spaghetti casserole last night. very popular in our house.
am i getting a little off topic here? k. i’ll leave.
Right on postsemgirl: I’m bringing ole’ elsie the cow. hoo u bringin’? I’m gonna wear my overalls and straw hat too. (overall jumper that is, not pants -we are frum hicks after all)
squeak: ha ha. Actually, I’m originally from NY and when I got engaged, my boss asked me if I’m really going to live in a hick town like Chicago. I had to explain that Chicago is a large city.
So squeak – come visit some time. We even have tall buildings here (wow), and shopping malls,zoos,parks, – you name it. Not bad for a little hick town.
Oh gotta go now – my cow is “moooing”.
coffee: chill a bit
Sometimes the old ones are so long. Who feels like reading through hundreds of posts from months ago. It’s just more fun to start a new one.
Yup – a third voice here from the midwest – I only buy gallon containers of Lamer’s. I’m really surprised you can’t find them in NY.
Sam2 – why would you think chalav yisroel spoils faster?
I made it on the list!!! Thanks Cinderella!
Also let’s not forget Always Runs With Scissors Fast. I’m sure there are others but it’s too early in the day for me to think right now.
thanks yums!
Yummy – u know i’m too shy to make kiddush in front of so many ppl. So u’ll just have to think of another job for me. BTW – you do make great choc chip cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(and other stuff too of course)
mod 20- no offense of course. I’m sure all of the mods were busy. You do have a life other than the cr, right? 😉
You all do a great job!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s hear it for the mods! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yossi – Yup, this has been a very interesting and confusing thread, but fun.
Syag – Ur right….. thiiiis…..haaaas….beeeeeeeen….a….verrrrrrrrry……sloooooow….modddddiiiiing….daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay…
Yossi – Yeah, I kind of remember that, however I don’t remember which thread or the whole story.
But I’m still confused about your comments above
“Syag: Oy! Not again! Can’t a guy reminisce in peace? Lol”,
“Syag: sorry, my mistake. It wasn’t you but gefen.” and
“Sorry, I think it was gefen.”
What was gefen? I don’t get it?
Great idea! mugs, t-shirts, baseball caps, teddy bears, bumper stickers, mouse pads, phone cases, pens, notebooks, water bottles, bracelets, tatoos, etc. Hey let’s get this going!
Then we can have a CR convention!
Yossi z. – huh? what do i have to do with this. why did you mention me?
midwesterner – If anyone didn’t get that one, they haven’t been here that long. It’s our famous (infamous?) POPPA BAR ABBA!
avhaben – you mean “tuna baigels”?
Wow – how touching and true!
Syag – LOL
“Altogether, I don’t really care any more either. We’re frumme yidden – that’s the important thing. I am so tired of putting people in boxes.”
TOTALLY AGREE.
Mod 42: Thanks. I feel honored that my name was used. 🙂
I’m curious too.
midwesterner: ur welcome. It’s funny, I was just thinking the same thing – about using his subtitle. Maybe I’ll try it later.
k- who’s this?
wired men rest
weird me rents
rewind, me rest
rider men (go) west
Syag: ok my daughter just came into my office and figured out your second one. Kapusta?
Syag: ok – i think i just got the “lagoone” one – onegoal.
but i still don’t get the “UK pasta”
I’m slow but not too dumb 😉 – also half asleep.zzzzzzzzzz
Syag: OK – I totally don’t understand what you wrote. I will blame it on the fact that I was up at 3 something this morning (which you already know) and didn’t fall back asleep until 5ish. So please explain wacha talking bout. 😉
When I was in high school in NY, we had limudei Kodesh on Friday and limudei chol on Sunday. Both were half days. I don’t know if they still do it that way there. Here in Chicago, my girls never had school on Sunday but my son has had it since first grade. I agree with Syag – kids do need some down time.
OneOfMany – you got it!
my husband picked 39 and one of my daughters picked 19. i did say 37, so i guess i’m normal and my family….. um… we’ll just leave it at that. 😉
actually my mother in law also said 37 – so does that make her normal too?
not a mod = tan mood
G! As my l”h coach, you do a great job!
Can anyone guess who that is? Last five words are not included in her name.
i’ve been trying to think of one for Popa, but there aren’t too many letters to work with.
there’s also not much you can do with my name.
Popa – oh you went to a girl’s high school? hmm. musta had fun.
Syag: He wrote 4th ann OF his twentieth birthday not SINCE. I take things very literally 😉
Anyway – who’s Debra Feldman?
“In other news, today is the fourth anniversary of my twentieth birthday. I’m getting old.”
Ur 100 yrs. old?