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  • in reply to: Corporal punishment must remain an option for teachers #1652470
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    If the objective is the to have amount of children OTD, then corporal punishment is the way to go. Otherwise, follow our mechanchim and gedolim.

    in reply to: Make-a-wish Idea #1651708
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    They have in the past given a sefer torah.

    in reply to: Make-a-wish Idea #1651621
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    A sefer torah.

    in reply to: We need a new inyan for Nittel Nacht #1651581
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    For those whos dont learn, minhag yisroel torah. In Israel, the chassidim keep nittel as well.
    I dont say that i comprehend nittel, but if the gadol/chassidus that a person follows keeps it, then oyhers shouldnt make leitzanus.

    in reply to: Proof that vaccines are safe #1643016
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    Hmmmm….doomsday, we call that correlation. Its possible that food coloring, sugar or a multitude of reasons cause these illnesses. Studies have shown that its not the vaccine, same chances of getting the sickness with or without vaccine.

    in reply to: Schools and vaccinations — a modest proposal #1642429
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    Hey, OP, I have a better idea! School is open to everyone, as long as they have a medical form filled out that they were vaccinated!

    in reply to: Borrowing/Loaning a Sefer Torah #1640440
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    Make sure that a sefer torah is loaned to an individual, and he is responsible to give it back to you. If you dont trust the individual dont lend. That being said, its a zechus to use your sefer torah and if you trust someone definitely loan it.

    in reply to: New Ongoing Story, please add your continuations. #1639037
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    If watch needs new battery it would not say that youre two hours late. It would be stuck at an early hour!

    in reply to: Are students allowed to be thrown out of school? Mesivta/ high school #1638237
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    Every yeshiva has its standards. When a bochur crosses the line, the yeshiva must weigh its options. When there are no other options left, and an alternate yeshiva is found, the yeshiva has a right to expel. Why is that complicated?

    in reply to: Leaving children out of the education debate #1637367
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    My son wants to be a fireman.

    in reply to: Are students allowed to be thrown out of school? Mesivta/ high school #1636731
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    I agree with Meno. But, yeshiva is responsible that alternate placement is found.

    in reply to: shalom mordechai is OUT…..BARUCH HASHEM! Its Zos Chanukah #1636742
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    Im very happy that he is a free man. I celebrated last year. Does the anniversary necessitate celebration? I dont know.

    in reply to: Welfare #1632442
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    Yserbius, even those that get welfare, understand that its wrong. They would be happier with lower taxes, lower property taxes which would make rent affordable and an opportunity to earn a living.

    in reply to: Schwarma — From Turkey to Israel #1629654
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    Cuz its kosher.

    in reply to: Help. I’m out of kudos! #1629340
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    Kudos for a great question!

    in reply to: Babysitting under surveillance #1625489
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    I would assume that they dont check on you. I would ignore it.

    in reply to: My erev Rosh Chodesh minhag #1621541
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    It’s a zechus to have someone of your caliber look down on me.

    in reply to: Gluten free challah and treats: Give in to my cravings? #1621109
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    My personal experience is if you cut out a food group it takes six weeks for cravings to stop.
    Good luck.

    in reply to: Shabbos Guest – Bring gift for host? #1614366
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    When people would eat by Avraham they would thank him. His response was dont thank me, thank HaShem.
    What is wrong with a verbal thank you?

    in reply to: Shabbos Guest – Bring gift for host? #1612089
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    Winniethepoo +1!
    Kudos to op who asked a Rabbi who knows him and his community so that he could give him direction based on his personal circumstances.

    in reply to: Should pregnant women fast on Yom Kippur? #1595324
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    If baby is born a little early it is usually not a problem. Fasting usually does just that, a little early. Usually a baby wont be born a month early due to fasting. High risk cases, and any case where the dr wants patient to eat are discussed w LOR.

    in reply to: Best Welfare Rules #1592386
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    I agree w op. Entitlements shouldnt be luxurious, rather only necessities. I have three children in a room, while Section 8 will give another bedroom so that there are only two children in a room!
    Of course this should include workfare…

    in reply to: Double parking #1562523
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    Part of the blame lies with those who park LEGALLY across from a double parked cat, this causes busses and trucks to get stuck causing a MASSIVE CHILLUL HASHEM!

    in reply to: What Brocha Are Strawberry’s? #1561946
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    Yseigel:
    Please educate me. Which hashgocha requires blending?

    in reply to: What Brocha Are Strawberry’s? #1560693
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    Are you referring to frozen ones? Those do not have to be checked for bugs.

    in reply to: Receiving birthday cards #1557533
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    Option 4.
    Joseph, who is talking about celebrating? Sending someone best wishes isnt a celebration!
    BTW, whose is there a sefer of halachos for erliche yidden that you are quoting?

    in reply to: Raising your child from Birth to Marriage #1554069
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    Doesnt it cost more to feed a boy? Bochurim can pack down a meal!

    in reply to: How do you keep your children interested @ the Shabbos Seuda #1531172
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    R. Paysach Krohn says that in order to lead a Shabbos meal the father must spend some time to prepare. Finding appropriate divrei torah and stories takes time.
    My children enjoy Vehaarev Na discussions from R. Silberstein.

    in reply to: Should Doctor Accept Medicaid Plans? #1519762
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    It deends on the neighborhood. If its a neighborhood with mainly medicaid clients it might be a necessity. If its an upscale neighborhood it might be optional.

    in reply to: I have a BTL, now what can I do? #1514899
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    What would you like to do? First decide on your career then decide where to use your credits.
    I personally went to Touro where they accept either 48 credits for BA or 60 for semicha.

    in reply to: Using Air Conditioners Is Assur #1513196
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    Shomer pesayim Hashem.

    funnybone
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    Is everything else perfect on paper? Everyone gas their own priorities, so i cannot get into specifics, but if the shoe fits, then…um, try it on?

    in reply to: Unexpected Pesach Bris #1502330
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    Is option 1 and 3 an option? Or option 1 and 2?
    I guess its nicer to have a bris in shul with many attendees. You coud serve some kichel and grape juice when done, I imagine you will have plenty of leftovers. ..
    Then you go home and have a seudas bris for family or extended family and friends. If someone is uncomfortable mishing, they should feel confortable to tell it to you.
    Mazel tov! May you have lots of yiddish nachas from all your children and grandchildren! Current and future!

    in reply to: Wait time in Dr.’s office #1475732
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    Metsch: If my complaint was that Dr.’s don’t spend enough time with patients, you would be right. My complaints is that Dr.’s make us wait, c’mon, it doesn’t make sense!

    in reply to: Trief Recipe #1475552
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    Bigson is kosher?

    in reply to: Trief Recipe #1475551
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    Random: you can see objections to everything! Hmmmm. ..anyone object to scrambled eggs? Yes! Why? Dont know yet, maybe Haman ate them? It says in the megillah, lasois kirtzoin ish vuish, so they MUST have had scrambled eggs!

    in reply to: Consulting the Igros #1475367
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    What will you do if you have a question about shabbos clocks and he says that the eruv in BP isnt kosher? Will you no longer use a shabbos clock? Or will you be careful not to make a pulled pork sandwich without the pork?

    in reply to: Why are Yeshiva bein hazmanim so long? #1473987
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    Joseph…what do you think? Why do people with more pressure need more vacation?

    in reply to: Wait time in Dr.’s office #1473710
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    ctlawyer: so did you act like a dr and have clients wait for you for an hour?

    in reply to: Trief Recipe #1472810
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    Ooty: how do you define disgusting?

    in reply to: Trief Recipe #1472638
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    Joseph: the question was about pulled pork, not pulled leg

    in reply to: Trief Recipe #1472473
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    Can one use a trief recipe for kosher, can one use smartphone for davening, can one use a car during the week that he cannot use on Shabbos.

    in reply to: Wait time in Dr.’s office #1472426
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    Patients, generally speaking, come late because doctor’s offices look like the DMV. What difference does it make how much you get paid! You are making all of your patients lose out on an hour of work so that maybe you wont lose 15 minutes one day during the year.

    in reply to: Trief Recipe #1472428
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    Baltimore, by hundreds or thousands.

    in reply to: Trief Recipe #1472404
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    Iac: no way, plagiarism in jewish cookbooks!

    in reply to: Trief Recipe #1472403
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    Baltimore maven, does that include sushi?

    in reply to: Trief Recipe #1472402
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    Hmmm…if you make a cheeseburger without the cheese, is that ok?
    If you drink milk with a pareve cholent?
    If you eat eggs without bacon?
    Eat lettuce but check for bugs?

    in reply to: Wait time in Dr.’s office #1471793
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    Laskern: this thread is not about ideas how to utilize wait time in a doctors office! Do you shop in a grocery where you wait on line for an hour? Why do doctors think their time is more important than ours?! Common courtesy would say that if i make an appointment to meet with someone then I need to be on time. Doctor office should be no different!

    in reply to: Why did Hashem give us two ears but only one mouth? #1468869
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    Lol, MDG.

    in reply to: Why did Hashem give us two ears but only one mouth? #1467359
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    Why 10 fingers and 10 toes?

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